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<0> nite all
<1> nite Chippy
<2> I pull backups from customer's drives to my own. Then as I'm about to flush the backups, I often fail to delete files from the backup folder, especially temporary internet files. Total Commander and Explorer says the files doesn't exist, though they're listed and prevents me from deleting the folders. I have to use a program called DeleteFXPfiles. Why does this happen?
<3> need updated usbscan.sys for windows xp, it won't recognize my digital camera in usb
<4> what camera?
<3> Fujifilm Finepix F30
<5> I was wondering if any of you fine folks could help me help my parents get their wireless router working again, or point me in the direction of someone that could
<5> evenin', by the way
<4> SubChef .. http://www.fujifilm.com/products/digital/download/01/index.html#windows
<4> SubChef I also see there's updated firmware for that camera on http://www.fujifilm.com/products/digital/download/index.html (about halfway down the page)
<4> now that i've done my good deed for the day i'm off to the store
<3> I have tried both of those, thank you for tryng
<6> why is it called tourist season if we cant shoot them? :(
<7> why do we put suits in clothesbags and clothes in suitcases?
<6> weird innit?
<6> the main reason santa is so jolly isbecause he knows where all the bad girls live



<7> Why is stuff thats sent over sea called "cargo" and stuff thats sent via air called a shipment?
<8> lol i dunno :)
<8> dut dats kinda good one :)
<8> http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/swearingjesus.html
<8> hehe check this
<7> lame.
<6> HiToAll: wouldnt u prefer http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2566269671806009973&pl=true
<8> lool
<8> :)
<6> mind that bus what bus splat
<8> :)
<7> ahahahaha oh crap.
<8> ;p
<7> i was just about to shut it off then *WHAM*.
<9> lol
<10> Anyone have a minute? I need to restore my backupfile of 2003 server onto another computer, how would I do that?
<10> The new system has no OS installed on it
<7> [Dog] what format is it in?
<10> ntbackup.exe
<7> err. no clue
<10> 2003 server and windows XP have ntback as a system file
<10> creates a .bkf
<10> I did it once before... it was a pain, and the drive sizes had to match for some reason.
<10> other then that, it worked
<7> whee:)
<7> http://download.rusc.ru/files/vista_5744.16384.061003-1945_x86fre_client-lrmcfre_en_dvd.iso
<7> found a link to vista RC2
<11> ((((((((( Frostfyre ))))))))))))))
<7> chalcedony: <3
<7> And now for another adventure into the realm of true American Logic!
<7> in the US State of Georgia, if you commit sodomy they're going to stick you in jail where it's likely a huge black man named "Bubba" is going to sodomize you!
<4> sounds like a cure to me
<9> what state is it that the ounishment for suicide is death?
<4> New York .. probably a very old law
<11> lol
<11> i'm in Georgia.. i'll keep it in mind to tell my gay friends
<4> England: It is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow
<4> England: Placing a postage stamp that has the Queen (or King)s face on, upside down is considered treason
<4> hah
<4> USA: Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine (Chico, California)
<9> if u launch a nuke from south carolina its a fine of up to $100 or up to 30 days in jail
<4> France: No pig may be named Napoleon
<4> Liverpool England: Sales women may not go topless, unless they work in a tropical fish store .. next time I'm in Liverpool I knmow what I'm buying
<11> lol
<11> {-{-{-{-{-{-{-{{{{PurpleCow*PurpleCow*PurpleCow}}}-}-}-}-}-}-}
<4> oh thany you chalcedony
<4> Australia: Children may not purchase cigarettes, but are allowed to smoke them
<11> :)
<11> i see
<4> Acworth, Georgia: All citizens must own a rake .. still on the books
<4> Ada, Oklahoma: Wearing New York Jets clothing is a jailable offence .. still on the books
<9> Heinz Ketchup
<9> Instructions: Put on food
<9> NI ****!
<9> ^ NO ****!
<7> dude, im so buying a fish.
<7> Alaska: It is illegal to own a pet moose.
<7> Man, i feel slightly dirty.
<4> it's also illegal to push a moose out a moving airplane in Alaska



<7> i just put a 265MB nvidia AGP video card into a compaq presario 6000
<7> MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*SPLAT*
<11> darn and i had this moose up by the pilot's seat
<7> "I told you to pay me back! *kick*"
<4> I'm just miles form Auburn, Washington and deflowering a virgin of any age or marital status there may get you up to five years in jail
<9> TV Dinner
<9> (Placed on bottom of tray)
<9> Do not turn upside down
<9> ... too late
<7> PurpleCow: so...how does a chick lose her virginity? :P
<9> she meets me
<7> brings new meaning to the term "15 will get you 20".
<12> how does a virgin catch something
<12> met you
<12> lol
<4> British Columbia, Canada: It is illegal to kill a sasquatch - still on the books
<4> hah
<4> Frostfyre the chicks in Auburn come to my house in Puyallup :)
<12> in chico, california, they have a fine for detinating a nuclear device in the city limits
<12> the fine is 250 dollars
<7> Got a business card "Come here to lose your virginity!"
<13> how is that for a stupid law
<13> actualy it shoud say "cum here to lose your virginity"
<4> Cleveland, Ohio: you must have a hunting license to trap mice
<11> :(
<7> damn.
<4> Coeur d' Alene , Idaho: If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in ***, he must either honk, or flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car.
<7> In South Carolina, it is legal for an adult to have *** with a 13 year old. It is the death penalty for under 13.
<4> lol, gotta love that one
<4> Danville, Pennsylvania firefighters must be psychic because local law states "All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires"
<11> lol
<7> omg lol
<4> Georgia: You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by " fightin' " words
<4> Harper Woods, Michigan: It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.
<11> LOL
<7> lmfao
<7> eee. my server is finally up
<7> http://frostfyre.dyndns.org
<7> ah dammit! i knew i forgot to do something.
<7> enable services:P
<13> cool
<13> how much did that software cost
<7> stand by:P
<7> what software?
<13> Apache webserver
<7> err, its free:P
<7> it's standard with most linux distros
<13> so it is a lunux box
<7> 78 percent of internet servers run linux/apache :P
<13> i have something better
<7> windows98s: sure is:)
<7> whut?
<13> i have free web hosting for the next year and a half
<14> you can get a windows version too
<7> i run a cluster of servers in finland:P
<13> 40,000 space
<7> 6TB among all of them
<13> 800,000 a month
<13> unlimited subdomains
<7> this machine i have now is simply offsite backups.
<13> and 650 email boxes
<13> cool
<7> http://www.frostmud.com
<7> my legacy <3 and my baby.
<13> cool
<13> i use a shared server hosting company
<7> im the owner and admin of mijne:)
<7> mine*
<13> cool
<13> i have 8 domains in my name
<13> one is for a business that i want to start selling pro audio
<13> 2 for a non profit org
<13> one for me
<13> one for my wife


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