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<0> nono
<0> a ese no le da para tantoi
<1> la sombra ?
<0> se
<1> es .do ?
<0> eso creo
<0> no estoy seguro
<1> y como sabes que fue ele ?
<0> la ip es un box
<0> porque tiene la misma ip que la psy el host que mas descarg ^^
<1> lol esa box esta aqui ?
<0> aqui donde?
<1> IRC
<0> si
<1> '
<0> no es muy inteligente



<1> y no esta +i ?
<1> o le pediste a algun oper que checara la ip ?
<0> /whois el_sombra
<0> esa es la ip/host
<1> pero que idiota
<0> muy
<0> de paso hable con bob
<0> prometio suspenderle cualquier username que registre de ahora en mas
<1> y que medidas tomaron ?
<1> dile a coco le meta un gline
<1> :)
<1> la sombra ha hecho ataques a unet ?
<2> "It's a school full of so-called at-risk children. It's how we, unfortunately, label certain children. It means basically they can't learn." - George W. Bush
<1> http://directory.fsf.org/wgetsg.html
<1> checa ahi juanign :P
<0> a ver
<0> vos como andas en php?
<1> odio el php
<1> no me preguntes NADA
<0> como puedo bloquear el acceso al hsting segun el agente?
<0> alguna idea?
<1> me supongo que eso seria con la conf del apache no ?
<0> si, pero rodo se fue
<0> por eso pense en php
<0> que puede llegar a analizar el agente del usuario que entra
<0> porque en algunos casos usaron un tal "msnbot 1.0"
<1> y php corre en la web ?
<0> y quiero ver de bloquearlo
<0> php es a nivel servidor
<1> pero si esta corriendo ?
<0> ah, si, eso creo
<0> a ver
<1> veamos
<0> PHP version 4.4.1
<1> deja glooglear
<1> juanign, y quita este bloque: 201.137.157.51
<0> ok
<1> que ese usuario no puede entrar
<0> quien es?
<0> ^^
<1> checa en el man
<1> *main
<1> juanign, http://wiki.phpgedview.net/en/index.php/How_to_restrict_bot_access#User-agent ?
<1> no se si eso te sirva juanign :S
<3> <BI_23> hola soy bi_varonil discreto y no afeminado y busco alguien igual manden privado y en semana santa rumbo a vallarta <ConTroL-> vete rumbo a vallarta junto con tu puta madre
<0> a ver
<0> me parece que no :S
<0> igual voy a leerlo e nuevo
<1> Search engines will look in your root domain for a special file named "robots.txt". The file tells the robot (spider) which files it may spider (download). This system is called, The Robots Exclusion Standard.
<4> holaaaa
<4> saluden a unas de las fundadoras del canal
<4> ajaja dea
<1> |Pretty, ya era hora :)
<4> ya ves jajaja
<4> que flojeraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
<1> como stas amanda ?
<4> pos bien aki pasandola tarde
<4> y tu
<1> tmb :)
<2> I've been accused of every death except the casualty list of the World War. - Al Capone



<5> hi all, I accidentaly deleted my /etc/ssh directory, now that I need to reinstall ssh it doesn't proceed anymore. please advise. thanks
<1> ngine, sudo apt-get remove ssh
<1> then sudo apt-get install ssh
<5> i did, it complains the missing ssh_config
<1> paste me the oputput
<1> *output
<3> Una prueba mas de que Linux esta a aos luz de Microsoft: http://levinux.iconrate.net/?p=13
<3> <PunKRocK> nada we me ekiboke de teclado
<2> look up in the sky...
<6> haber haber
<6> una pregunta
<6> como chingados
<6> kito el mendigo .tar ?
<6> chinga tu madre diosito
<6> >D
<7> ..out
<3> <falconi> sigue sin funcionar despues de toda la configuracion que hicimos <1> extra repos $10 usd <1> upgrade $5 usd <1> firewall $20 usd <1> que todo lo que hiciste no sirva de nada ..... <1> no tiene precio :) <eviltux> :@ pinche falconi
<3> "Ubuntu" is an ancient African word, meaning "humanity to others".
<2> The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. - Albert Einstein
<2> "If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?" - Albert Einstein
<2> America may be unique in being a country which has leapt from barbarism to decadence without touching civilization. - John O'Hara
<3> Se parte del Planeta Ubuntu y le los blogs de muchos usuarios de Linux Ubuntu aqui: http://planet.ubuntulinux.org/
<3> * mich Plays: marisela - sola con mi soledad.mp3
<2> I just dropped my contact.. brb
<2> "Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." - Dave Platt
<8> is this a ubuntu support channel?
<3> Una prueba mas de que Linux esta a aos luz de Microsoft: http://levinux.iconrate.net/?p=13
<3> It's only a game until you lose.
<2> A general leading the State Department resembles a dragon commanding ducks. - New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
<9> how to upgrade kernel
<3> Recuerda visitar http://www.ubuntuforums.org Si no hay operadores/helpers en linea que te puedan ayudar.
<3> <baidoc> yes | <baidoc> im here | <Dr|shadow> baidoc jump, maybe he will see you | * Quits: baidoc (baidoc@p-a-n-i-c.com) (Quit: changing servers)
<2> ...happiness is the highest good, being a realization and perfect practice of virtue, which some can attain, while others have little or none of it... - Aristotle
<2> The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. - Edsgar Dijkstra
<3> Se parte del proyecto Edubuntu el cual es amigable y facil de utilizar para ayudar a que el Linux sea el sistema predilecto para ninos que van comenzando con el uso de la computadora.
<3> Si desean formar parte de un grupo o email list oficial del canal visiten http://groups.google.com.mx/group/ubuntunet y unanse a este moviento :)
<2> If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright
<2> "I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx
<2> Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. - Steven Wright
<3> Ella le gusta la gasolinaaaaa!! (8)
<3> <falconi> sigue sin funcionar despues de toda la configuracion que hicimos <1> extra repos $10 usd <1> upgrade $5 usd <1> firewall $20 usd <1> que todo lo que hiciste no sirva de nada ..... <1> no tiene precio :) <eviltux> :@ pinche falconi
<2> The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright
<2> According to my best recollection, I don't remember. - Jimmy Blue Eyes
<3> Si te interesa trabajar con el desktpo xfce4 solo envia esto en una terminal: sudo apt-get install xubuntu-desktop
<3> Ubunu Linux gano el premio como la mejor distribucion de Linux el octubre pasado gracias a su gran estabilidad, funcionalidad y amistad con el usuario ( http://www.linuxawards.co.uk/content/view/26/42/ )
<2> You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams. - Rita Rudner
<2> We cannot control the direction of the wind, but maybe we can adjust our sails. - Fr. Emmerich Vogt
<2> Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? - Steven Wright
<3> If money can't buy happiness, I guess you'll just have to rent it.
<2> "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." - Dan Quayle
<2> It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top. - Hunter S. Thompson
<3> <PunKRocK> mames yo toy medio wey pa el ingles
<3> <0> me voy a la montaa <1> espero nunca vuelvas :) <0> imposible si me pierdo me tiro rodando y llego a la ciudad nuevamente
<2> The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright
<2> Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value. - Albert Einstein
<3> Una prueba mas de que Linux esta a aos luz de Microsoft: http://levinux.iconrate.net/?p=13
<2> Hey, Steve, just because you broke into Xerox's store before I did and took the TV doesn't mean I can't go in later and steal the stereo. - Bill Gates
<2> Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin
<2> Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading *** manuals without the software. - Arthur C. Clarke
<3> La Actual Version Beta (Testing) De Ubuntu: Dapper Drake 6.06
<3> <huapi> tengo una expo maana y nose nada de radhat *eviltux se persina
<10> Hi, I've got a question. I've just installed ubuntu, an it's the first time I tried Linux. I'm trying to set up a cable Internet connection, and I have this script to do that and it says I don't have a PPTP connection. how do I make one?
<2> "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." - Dan Quayle
<2> Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they have seen me laugh, and they have seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo. - Bill Maher
<3> I hate flowers. I paint them because they're cheaper than models and they don't move. - Georgia O'Keefe
<3> Recuerda visitar http://www.ubuntuforums.org Si no hay operadores/helpers en linea que te puedan ayudar.
<2> "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." - Dan Quayle
<2> a/s/l
<2> ice ice baby
<3> Si estas interesado en Linux Ubuntu con el escritorio KDE por favor visita http://www.kubuntu.org
<3> Te interesa donar al proyecto Linux Ubuntu? Checa el informe en esta URL: http://www.ubuntulinux.org/donations/document_view


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