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<0> I should kickban you for using that header
<1> I sisn't use it :)
<1> didn't
<1> someone else did and they are no longer around. I get to pick up and I'm trying to understand how it works today.
<2> keschrich: good luck, but I'm fairly certain that the binaries have nothing to do with it.
<0> I certainly hope "no longer around" means they died a terrible, terrible death.
<2> Agios: I do not know. If you put a space after the colon in the header string, does that change things?
<1> it will work either way.
<0> Stupid, stupid browsers.
<1> my question is the processing flow when it calls itself.
<0> Well, if that's in a place where it is executed every time, and it's in index.php, yes, it's terrible.
<2> I haven't seen the file, so I do not know.
<0> Well, it's terrible always, since it was written by a retarded monkey
<2> I will not look at the file
<2> Since I'm working on other things.



<2> Good luck.
<2> cai: retarded monkey's are the cause of all the bad code ever wriiten. See: Microsoft.
<2> remove the apostrophe from my last lilne.
<2> s/lilne/line
<3> o
<3> rly
<4> srsly
<3> yar!
<3> omfg hai2u rd0w!
<4> LOLZ
<4> letz hack
<3> omfg
<3> http://www.orlyowl.com/puhlease.jpg
<3> http://www.orlyowl.com/gobble.jpg
<3> hahahahaha
<3> http://www.orlyowl.com/sincewhen.jpg
<5> Ugh, 4x dvd buring is soooooo slow when your used to 16x.
<4> indeed
<5> So when's the new gig start d?
<5> They gettin ya in early?
<3> **** that
<3> It's 1400 and I'm drunk
<3> weeee
<5> Woot.
<3> the battle for ft liverworth continues
<3> rdw caught wanking => http://www.orlyowl.com/omg.jpg
<4> _TaSm: i thinking i might rock the canon sd550
<3> what he thinks of me for telling the world about this => http://www.orlyowl.com/cunt.jpg
<5> rdw You wont be mad.
<4> http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.asp?Item=N82E16830120173
<4> too bad it only comes in faggy champagne color
<3> hah, you know what that means...
<3> http://www.orlyowl.com/cooler.jpg
<4> why is _every_ other canon SD super l33t silver and square, and the 550 looks like a barbie camera?
<5> Cause its a chick camera :-P
<3> hahahaha
<3> hahahahahahahahahah
<3> u gt p2nd rdw!
<4> >:O
<4> damn
<4> i can't buy a ****ing chick camera
<3> sure you can
<3> faggety fag fag
<6> hah
<4> f' all you guys, i'll buy the 450
<6> so now is my sony cybershot better than the faggety fag fag camera?
<6> ORDOUSTILLHATE?
<3> if it's not "champagne" colored, youre set
<7> i think my sister has that camera
<3> hahahah
<6> LOL
<4> U ALL DIE
<3> you got 3 hoebag points for having that camera LanShark_
<3> 2 more and you get to supersize a titty
<6> just one?
<3> yeah
<3> 10 hoe points for both titties



<6> ok these arent my tits right? and my wifes are fine
<6> i need a gf
<3> no, they're your tits
<3> since you're such a fag
<3> you get hoe points to become more of a chick
<6> thats cool, i'm home by myself most of the time anyway
<7> you'll have something to play with now
<6> exactly
<6> i only need one!
<8> yay for manboobs
<3> l0zl t0ts!
<9> in php, i want to read the ENTIRE contents of an HTML file into a define statement (IE: define(INFORMATION, `contents of text file here`);....any ideas? A simple include/require do not do the trick...OR, basically, any easy way to get 400 lines of text into that define statement
<0> Firstly, define()'s first argument is a string, so unless INFORMATION is a constant for the name of the constant (a stupid idea), you want 'INFORMATION'.
<0> Secondly, tkae a look at file_get_contents().
<9> file_get_contents was what I was looking for (tryin to hack oscommerce to do somethin i need it to do, and yes, they are using INFORMATION is a constant for the name of the constant, or however you wanna word it)
<9> thanks cai
<10> phpbb plz
<4> hy Lame_nick
<10> h
<10> need help plz
<10> turkaiz
<10> trkiazh
<4> gobble gobble
<10> u rasist??+
<11> RTFM n00b
<10> ???
<10> dont have a FM radio
<4> lolz
<3> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<3> hai2u!
<10> LOLZ
<11> :)
<3> omfgl0lz!
<10> plz?
<3> WUT U SAYU!!
<3> u fukr
<10> dunt know
<10> fuk u
<10> sick a duck
<10> u larmer
<3> o fuk u larmer!
<3> u don evn desrev a fixh!
<11> im an important man in my town
<10> +?+?
<3> ur mum!
<3> l0lz
<10> *in my cuntry
<3> gaytown!
<3> haha
<3> ur from gaytown sk8ing !
<3> king fag!
<11> galord skater
<11> *gaylord
<11> anyhow, enough fun for me, I'm back to work
<3> yeah, I'm gonna go drink beers with a buddy
<5> http://www.thebroth.com/mosaic
<11> really cool
<4> i think certain members of this channel have reached the critical point where they are more Romanian than _actual_ romanians
<5> hah
<2> I lol'd
<2> So, if we have a ban on romanians, and these guys are romanian++ ...
<4> 14:28 < Lame_nick> u larmer
<4> haha
<12> rdw
<12> you hoooker
<4> Lame_nick is king of pretend romanians
<4> [Kaneda]: they are the next logical evolution of Romania
<4> Romania^2
<2> rdw: Sorry if that ****ing terrifies me.
<2> But I'll be here, behind my perimiter defense, with my flamethrower handy.
<11> regardless of all those thiefs and idiots, ro is a nice place with a lot of smart people
<4> *rimshot*
<11> I know a lot of guys that don't deserve to wear the same label as the morrons that gaved ro this bad reputation.
<2> sk8ing: When and if I meet such a person he will be given the respect he deserves.


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