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<0> or i *would* have an accident
<1> haha
<1> she has some nice tittayes
<0> agreed
<1> (chappell slang on the tittayes)
<1> forbidden- == .rotraitor
<2> come on, stop it please, i'm gonna cry :))
<0> next thing he'll be giving up net cafes and hacking
<2> ?
<2> me?
<2> :)
<0> forbidden-: if you shut down your botnet, you have to surrendur your .ro citizenship
<1> heh
<2> i am really confused. what the hell are you talking about? :))
<3> morning



<1> he'll be deleting all the .txt files files that are filled with american CC's
<0> lol
<3> lol
<3> expecialy the file with rdw`s CC and SSN
<4> just had a cone.. sitting in the rain
<4> lol
<5> haj, you smoke too much
<6> hey rdw
<6> did you see that link I posted the other day
<4> Twyce_Dai|ey: Impossible
<3> haju ? he never smoke
<3> :)
<6> ::sigh::
<1> I don't smoke enough.
<3> lol, i just quit smokeing 3 days ago , this topic makes me wonder where can i find some smokes
<5> Stoviet TFS: oh my god oh my god
<5> Stoviet TFS: If you rearrange the letters on the caps lock key
<5> Stoviet TFS: you get cock slap
<5> Stoviet TFS: oh my god
<5> Stoviet TFS: my mind is blown
<0> oceanBlue: why do you type with `? are you irc'ing in mysql?
<5> .rotards have issues with that CockSlap key
<7> irc-ing in mysql ? hahahahaha
<5> myIRC
<0> archaeus: yeah, you .ro's are always escaping mysql chars in your chat
<0> `````
<7> I was vaccinated against that when I was young :-P
<8> `not` just reserved words ? =P
<1> that's their language settings
<5> IRC - International Rotard Convention
<0> lol
<0> nice one
<1> ha
<0> k_|ine: so on a .ro keyboard, ` = '?
<5> yes
<8> haha Twyce_Dai|ey
<1> i think so.. it does it for spanish settings
<5> `'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'
<7> on a .ro keyboard ` is ] infact :))
<0> wacky
<5> http://qdb.us/57470
<5> oh m f'n g
<0> i?m going to start using the ? instead of '
<0> that?s ok with you guys?
<7> we don?t mind
<5> who?s idea was that/ anyway<
<8> not use ' instead of ? then ?
<8> oh
<5> if you?re gonna do that/ do it the the EXTREME@ :))))))))))))
<8> why not rot19.7() everything too ?
<0> lol
<5> rot13(brain)
<7> why not using this: http://www.namesuppressed.com/kenny/
<5> <patty> so i was working out of a chemistry textbook today
<5> <patty> i needed to find a specific law, and i was really confusedly trying my best to real life ctrl+f
<5> <patty> i felt so lost and helpless and kind of retarded
<5> <patty> i did eventually remember the glossary before i started crying though
<5> mfpppfpmfffm fmmmfpmfffmp ffmppffmf'pffmpp mmmppp mmmfmmfmmmfpppfpmfmpp
<5> too bad there's no way to translate it back
<9> Ummm huh, this looks pretty cool accually, http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/SearchTools/item-details.asp?Sku=MBM-101GGCL-341&AffiliateID=Es5Ekr9eEBk-eHKL_w.UY2kwL5m3PzaChg
<7> Twyce_Dai|ey, yes it is ;)



<7> there's also a mirc add-on for it :)
<4> HOLY CRAP
<4> I just found a whole lot of hash I thought I had lost
<1> i should start a site for rotarded.com
<10> hello
<10> anyone up for critiquing my website? :)
<11> it ****s, redesign it and come back later
<10> lo
<10> l
<10> noone? :(
<12> well what's the url idiot
<12> christ
<10> well I didn't think you'd appreciate me spamming the URL
<10> so here you go :http://howwasyourday.humaneightball.com/
<0> that is...
<0> dull
<10> hmm
<10> how could I improve it?
<0> i'm almost in a coma from reading two entries
<10> lol
<10> so the concept doesn't work for you?
<0> the design is nice, but the content has no spice
<0> no flava
<0> do you actually have an audience for this site?
<10> well it's kinda new
<10> so my uniques per day is very low
<12> http://howwasyourday.humaneightball.com/saveitempending.php?name=pwn3d&email=l0lz@youfagg0r.com&location=yourmoms&score=-99&day=lolz&date=31/03/09&ip=99.99.99.99&weekday=monday&time=14:44&submit=Submit+my+Day
<10> and so hardly anyone submits anything
<12> don't use get to start with
<10> much less anything that's actually funny or interesting
<12> and don't use hidden vars for **** like IP addys
<0> Dimble: ahh
<10> ok thanks for the heads up
<10> I'll look into that
<13> hi. im new to php and in this channel, can i learn php in 10 minutes?
<10> do any of you have any seggestions as to how I could pull in a better audience?
<10> who I should be targeting etc..
<10> suggestions*
<0> Dimble: your site is like a copy of grouphug
<0> but it doesn't have the craziness that people post on grouphug which makes it interesting
<14> I have a problem when using header(Location) as soon as my Session variabble is set with a username I want it to reaload the same page without the login form, but for some reason it tries to load the page but there's a semicolon in the URL any ideas?
<10> yep I see what you mean
<10> but I can't get better content without more visitors
<10> I'm not really in a position to be selective
<10> right I'm off
<10> thanks for the help :)
<10> feel free to submit something yourself to boost the quality of the site :p
<15> hello there
<14> please
<14> this semicolon is driving me crazy
<14> hehehe
<15> i have been trying to configure fastcgi to work with apache unsuccessfully
<15> the error i got in apache is [warn] FastCGI: (dynamic) server "/home/mainuser/public_html/php.fcgi" has failed to remain running for 30 seconds given 3 attempts, its restart interval has been backed off to 600 seconds
<15> any help would be much appreciated
<16> if i call the products a customer has bought from my db using the session number, how can i distinguish between each product so i can set it out in a table ?
<17> hi there
<17> somebody speaks spanish?
<16> is it possible to distinguish between items from a db if they are called on a session_id that is the same for each product?
<11> you save the session id, AND the product id
<16> each product has an individual basket id
<11> basic database design and usage, i'd suggest finding a tutorial on databases and SQL if thats tripping you up
<11> does the basket hold the product ids?
<16> nope, the db doesnt hold any product id
<16> just a descirption of produc
<11> how do you identify the proudcts
<16> using description
<11> is this your database?
<16> in it yes
<11> add a product id :P
<16> i have variables obviously ***igned to my products in my php
<16> so if i just add a product id field and add these variables it should work
<11> this has nothing to do with php .. this has to do with how you've designed your database
<16> o ok


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