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<0> excuses
<1> there's your explanation
<1> you're "like us"
<1> ;P
<2> food poisoning
<3> LanShark: yeah but the UPS that had failed was beeping very very loudly
<3> should have been her first clue
<3> except she's an idiot who's barely qualified to mop toilets
<0> "Yeah I couldnt talk to you on msn because I had food poisoning" ?
<0> thats NOT going to work
<4> hahahahahahaha
<4> BEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEP
<2> hrm
<2> were you online and she knows it?
<0> nah
<0> she has no idea



<2> **** her then
<2> your computer broke
<0> power outage maybe, so I went to bed early
<2> tell her a dingo ate your bandwidth
<3> Hajuu: tell her that mondays are shampooing *and* conditiontiong...which is why you weren't online
<3> s/conditiontiong/conditioning
<0> Ok actually I should talk to her
<0> So instead
<0> whats a reason I cant go out tommorow
<0> ?
<4> rdw my ups beeps twice and im ready to jump out the window its so loud and annoying
<1> Hajuu: you're a fag
<1> Hajuu: so "it wouldn't be right"
<0> thanks
<0> thats helpful
<0> but no.
<1> np
<1> that'll be 10 EUR
<1> I accept paypal
<0> [23:03] <0> but no.
<0> seriously
<0> need a good reason
<1> that was a good reason
<1> I think she will see it as a good reason too
<1> =P
<0> but I DO kinda like her
<0> heh
<0> just cant be ****ed tommorow
<1> orly ?
<1> got some disease ?
<5> herpes outbreak?
<0> no like.. I cant be bothered, you bastards.
<2> hrm
<5> like you really have anything else to do but chat on irc and pop uppers
<0> NeB{wRk}: Thats the plan.. but its easier than actually going somewhere :/
<0> and having to put time and money into a girl
<0> **** it.
<5> go watch brokeback mountain then
<0> isnt that a gay cowboy movie?
<3> gross
<6> http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/buzzaire.shtml?cpg=28H
<3> _TaSm: you around?
<0> Twyce_Dai|ey: holy ****
<0> ima buy one
<0> right now
<7> nite folks
<1> Hajuu: special extended edition of Brokeback Mountain ?
<6> http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/wec.shtml?cpg=28H
<1> 20 doses of that thing is fatal
<6> w00t
<1> haven't had more then 350mg in a short period of time
<1> was around 01:00
<6> yeah, look at the availability
<1> had a hard time trying to sleep around 05:00
<0> ive had about a gram once heh
<6> it's april fools day
<6> http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/1upmushroom.shtml?cpg=28H
<6> though that would be a cool gag
<8> http://hidebehind.com/5061C2EC
<0> Twyce_Dai|ey: I posted that earlier you bastard.
<8> if you dare.



<6> DEWEZ
<6> i
<6> hate
<6> you
<0> DEWEZ
<8> hahaha
<0> who hasnt seen tubgirl?
<8> Twyce
<8> :D
<6> hrmm i dont have all day to read everything on /. but it appears there are no april fools stories there yet
<6> possibly because that's tomorrow
<6> ;p
<6> oh
<6> wait
<6> here's one
<6> Sony More Trustworthy Than Microsoft http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/03/31/069214
<9> cine are sendere prv me
<0> LOL
<0> its e-rdw
<3> dammit
<3> a .ROtard version of me
<9> hhaha
<9> i am a orginal version..;)
<3> i find this disturbing
<9> ok.
<6> rodw
<9> who have sender php prv me
<3> JIJIJIJI SKRIPTZ PLZ
<6> I AMZ A HAXXAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
<1> ORLY ?
<6> no, not orally
<3> lol
<6> mayby ANLY
<3> what other way is there?
<6> VNLY
<3> erdw: did you have a legitimate question, or are you just here to be .rotarted?
<10> rdw: he's .ro indeed :)
<1> rdw: It's the regular Rotardian invasion..
<3> aight, coo.
<3> .ro alert is at condition yellow.
<11> :))
<3> now condition amber
<9> **** ma **** moteher ****er 's
<12> what he probably meant was that it's rude to make souch generalizations :)
<3> #php 1 | .ro 0
<3> psyke: generalizations make the world go 'round
<13> hah "**** ma **** moteher ****er 's"
<11> the brain is something you hardly find in a .ro these days
<11> :))
<0> goddamn. jenifer love hewit used to be so hot
<11> she still is
<12> forbidden, I don't agree. just because undernet is constantly flooded by .ro idiots, it't dosen't mean that everybody is the same
<1> must.. resist.. temptation.. to.. call.. him.. a.. fag..
<11> psyke, i am a .ro too :)
<14> damn
<12> salut atunci :)
<14> cpan does not like updating
<11> :))
<0> ohh yeahh
<0> gonna smoke some bud
<0> dododood
<14> haha
<14> have fun hajuu
<0> :P
<11> i used to defend my country but i gave up :)
<12> well, i'm probably doing it for the last time myself :)
<3> :))
<13> forbidden- - so now you're dogging it instead?
<3> :PPPPPP
<1> BudBoy: I sure would do her without blinking
<3> i would have to beat off 3 times and take a cold shower before even being in the same room as jennifer love hewitt
<3> or i *would* have an accident


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