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<0> do they actively and subversively attack spamwhore servers?
<1> well you see
<1> because you are a proven ***hole, I don't trust you - its probably a virus
<0> i say have a net of "willing" zombies ping -f the **** out of those
<1> next time learn how to fake being nicer better
<2> 72.11.128.0/19, 160.79.36.0/23, 207.138.160.0/21 160.79.32.128/25 160.79.33.192/26 <- spam farms... (also known as spam friendly netblocks)
<3> <1> because you are a proven ***hole, I don't trust you - its probably a virus a virus needs to be downloaded ***hole
<3> in order for you to get it.. you need to run it
<0> ChrisC35: whats with the ****ing attitude bitch?its not like we didint please your whore hole with our knowledgeable phpcocks, and if you dont like the anal rubbing then what the **** is your gay *** doing here?
<3> in order for you to RUN it you need to click YES to download it
<3> so in any event you're an idiot
<1> sorry you wasted your time with your spoofed url
<1> dont blame me
<0> spammers are such a bunch of ****heads you wouldnt believe it
<1> so everyone who needs to mail out newsletter emails are spammers? your bias is causing you to be a prick
<0> sleep mail rtmfm beeing called gay and ***hole and he s still here



<1> i hate spammers just as much as you
<1> anyways, if anyone else in here is mature enough to discuss
<0> hey spambitch not my fault you 1) bit more than could swallow 2) work for a romanian spam agency 3) are as sad a ****hole as a gay without a date
<0> they all gave you what you needed/could get from here, the rest is pure idiocy on your behalf
<1> can I send out emails from my mail server on behalf of a client whos site is hosted somewhere else, so use their email in the from? or do I have to hose my script on their webserver?
<0> that will brake the mail header authenticity and be considered spam by most any webmail services
<1> so how do 3rd party mail services handle it?
<0> they certify the mail is comming from them and not their client
<0> the mail on behalf of clients
<1> so if I signed up with them to send out newsletters from my website, I cannot have the emails come from my email, eg. info@mysite.com?
<0> unless you hand over your smtp, no if you dont want to be filtered out as spam
<1> so how do they 'certify' it?
<0> building proper headers that are consistent with origin
<0> and following some rules posted in places like hotmail ,.. and more often than not paying a fee to the receiving parties
<1> which means it wont come from my domain
<0> forge it, get filtered out, simple really
<1> or my clients domain if I put it on my server
<1> i'm not trying to forge anything, I'm just wondering how I can provide the service for my clients on my webserver, even if I don't host their sites
<0> smtp and dns are considered in spamfilters, if your not certified with the webmail recipient company, those need to match
<0> sometimes what dosent get filtered in hotmail gets shredded in yahoo and vice versa
<0> somehow gmail manages to be even more strict
<4> Ophiocus: shhhhh...you had me at "spam"
<0> eat me
<1> so the email services certify themselves with the large email companies like hotmail?
<4> ewww, my fork just touched my home-surgery tweezers
<4> should I keep eating?
<4> yes...he's going to do it...the sick bastard...
<0> ChrisC35: surf around hotmail s help center, guidelines will appear
<1> I suppose I could set it up with an email at my domain, and redirect the replies I get to my client's email address
<0> outgoing emails will have you as the sender, if you re ok with that,..
<0> home surgery kit, that would have saved me a few bucks last week
<1> ya i guess that would not be ok with my client
<3> <1> sorry you wasted your time with your spoofed url
<3> hahah how would you know if you didnt look at it
<3> you saw ***.
<3> haha
<3> spam ***
<4> Ophiocus: home surgery kit = tweezers, razor sharp knife, and a paper towel
<4> i used it just the other day to repair an ingrown toenail :D
<3> eew
<3> grosas
<3> gross too
<0> didint have the tweezers, and am **** at operating tendons as a leftie so, i think going to the hospital was a better way out
<4> oh, and if you're in the south, a fifth of Jack Daniels is included in the home surgery kit too
<0> lol
<0> nothing like good ol southern spit on the wall anesthetics
<0> forgot the leather bud for bitting
<0> my surgeon was like oggling the morphine, made me wonder if he had any himself
<4> lol
<4> oh yeah, forgot something to bite on for pain...
<0> i still regret not having a cam to pic the surgery
<4> and a loaf of bread to soak up blood
<0> wanted to pose a thmbs up next to my open hand while they stiched the tendon together
<4> lol
<4> that would have made a great family Christmas card
<4> the black man's home surgery kit is a bottle of robitussin
<0> yeah "greetings from gl***mania"
<0> lol
<0> period
<4> <chris rock voice> "out of tussin? add water and shake. more tussin!"



<0> drink it, smash it, pick appropriate piece, operate
<0> leave the ****ing wound open cause you know you ****ed the guy so bad he ll die anyway
<0> and my tendon is comming back into place fine thanks for mother****ing asking
<4> Ophiocus: :D
<4> that's good to hear
<1> someone toldme my client can add to ther dns a record to authorize other mail senders
<0> you have no idea how hard it is to wipe your *** as a leftie
<0> i dare you to try
<4> oh dag
<4> i'd end up with poop all over my whole arm
<0> that was day one, i ve gotten better since
<0> ChrisC35: shared mx records, could try that, but it means you "co own" the dns registry
<1> their other option is to pay their host another 200 a month to setup a service
<1> ahh bla
<1> battery is running out
<0> ChrisC35: if i were in your position, id outsource my way out while i learn to do it myself
<4> bai2u!
<0> then again if i were in your position id be bending over to a 6"10 nigga whod insist on having me call him godaddygo
<4> lol
<0> sung to the tune of speed racer soundtrack
<0> nione remembers that? the meteor 5?
<0> i wonder why of all the revivelist movies they ve made recently they havent done that one
<0> or mazinger z
<4> time to watch Robocop 2. bbl
<0> **** you just lost a couple of notches in my respect-o-meter for watching that
<0> wb
<5> ty
<0> looks like the continental line splited
<0> interesting, usualy its an across carriers things
<5> /map is disabled
<5> probably to prevent ddos atacks
<0> id love to have something like etherape but on this scale
<5> 1 or 2 3gbit bandwidth connections probably could do it
<0> haha running etherape from one of those rackmount backbones must turn the screen into a freaking laser beam with all that info
<0> youd need a welding helmet to look at it from across the screen
<0> street*
<5> speaking of etherape i think i am gonna install ethereal
<5> sk8 is mising
<5> heh
<5> in lag maybe
<5> or maybe im in lag
<5> or chan limit was full
<0> refrased in freenode, see what happens
<3> i see you have HIV
<3> aha! now we know the truth
<0> ho no, now i have to tell godaddygo
<3> hah
<0> so you want it to tell you if its token star or whathaveyou?
<3> em
<5> Freman you want it to be open source because you wanna see the source code or because you want it for free?
<3> free
<3> free free free free
<3> but more importantly
<3> legally free
<5> all applications are free for educational and testing purposes in my philosphy
<5> make me the king of the world :)
<5> and i make it a law
<3> any girl who won't take facials is a man hating lesbo
<0> i keep educating myself with interactive games and movies, and all microsoft adobe appz, not a bad thing if i make money while learning is it?
<5> how do you make money while learning?
<5> i wouldnt trust you to do something for me if you are still learning
<0> gullible clients?
<0> we re in IT, everyone outside the trekkiness is by nature gullible :)
<5> well i still cant make money out of computers
<5> so teach me how to find those naive customers for educational and testing purposes
<3> <5> well i still cant make money out of computers
<3> haha you're a retard then
<3> where do you live?
<3> afghanistan?
<3> iraq?
<5> and i should add any agirl who doesnt swallow too*
<5> no iran


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