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<0> What is 70p?
<1> a cheap hooker
<2> pence
<0> Ah.
<1> ohh, sorry read that wrong :)
<2> and if i see that again i will just have to kill him
<0> Is it supposed to be a funny quit message?
<2> he must think it is
<3> hah just installed Breed (some crappy fps).. At the end, brings up an empty dialog.. No message, just a yes and a no button..
<2> clisk YES i want to blow up the universe
<3> but its the only universe I own :(
<2> but its not a very good one
<4> Is there any way to undo array_shift?
<5> No
<4> :O
<4> u know the little script u made for me?
<4> It destroys my array with the seperated words :(
<2> make a copy before you use it
<4> Won't that make mys cript slow?
<3> hahahah
<3> no.
<3> oh yeah
<3> slow as ****.
<4> Hey, no need to be vulgar.
<2> sure id the array is 10 tetrabyts of porn
<3> vulgar?
<3> hahah
<3> when ISNT there a need to be vulgar?
<6> in church, G Dammit ;)
<2> Hajuu2 you vulger cock ****er be polite or ill rape your mom and sister
<2> pet hamster?
<4> u sick bastard
<4> raping a hamster?
<2> it's not rape, he likes it
<4> animals have feelings u know
<2> do you eat meat
<4> no
<2> pussey
<7> he doesn't eat that either
<2> who would let him
<3> this is the weakest fukin game ever
<3> I mean.. they just.. didnt put ANY effort into it
<3> everything WORKS really well.. but without some effort into the actual game.. its all moot.
<3> and they made the mistake.. of making an arcadish fps.. then making the controls sooooo slow and "realistic" that it removes all trace of fast paced gameplay from it.
<8> What game?
<3> oh and they make the levels longer, by making it so that if you head straight toward the waypoint, you will 95% of the time get caught in a mountain range and have to walk all the way back which due to the slow movement, takes AGES
<3> Breed.
<8> That sounds retarded
<3> oh, it is.
<3> 4.30am 6am
<3> Penny Princess (G)
<3> A New York shop girl inherits a small European principality and boosts its economy by marketing a mixture of cheese and schnapps.
<3> Quality programming.
<3> oh my god.. it has signs for scene changes.. written in pen
<3> on a piece of paper
<3> seems everything is qualit at 5:30 on a thursday
<9> calm down Hajuu2
<9> man I love the sounds in WS ftp
<10> http://www.rafb.net/paste/results/tBYXFm40.html
<2> do the if properly, do cc properly
<10> whats up with the if?
<9> no what's up with you
<9> oh nothing
<2> if (mail($to, $subject, $body,$headers)) drop the 2nd if and cc to headers
<10> can i use: $to = "rec_email, myemail@asdf.com";
<10> ?
<2> yes
<10> how can i set the body with html, tables and pictures?
<10> $body
<2> http://nz.php.net/manual/en/function.mail.php
<2> example 4
<2> sup |pit?
<9> nothing at all
<9> thinking of going to sleep
<9> you?
<10> can i have multiple headers?
<2> Deelux read the manual page i gave you
<2> |pit yeah same
<2> except sleep
<11> i'm trying to add the ssh2 extension to a windows php5 .. i've downloaded the pecl package and placed the php_ssh2.dll in ext dir and added extension=php_ssh2.dll in php ini but when i restart apache it says it can't fint the dll .. any ideas please ?
<12> is there such thing as an application variable in php?
<13> wtf ?
<13> whats an application variable ?
<12> an application variable is like a session variable, but it stays valid for the course of the entire application: i.e. until the server itself is restarted
<2> nothing you can set
<12> damn
<2> db, cookies, file
<2> are you options
<12> k
<12> thank you
<2> you could
<13> dont tell him
<13> :P
<2> ok as he left im not finishing that sentence
<13> yeah
<2> it was a great ideat to
<2> but he will never know
<13> what was it ?
<13> cause i didnt get his point
<2> just wants to always have some vars avalable
<2> illd auto add a file to every page\script with php.ini which includes the vars
<14> hello
<14> can anyone tell me what this command does " substr "
<14> ?
<2> the manual can
<2> http://nz.php.net/manual/en/function.substr.php
<14> ty
<10> if($_GET['action']){$i = $_GET['action']; {
<2> ou yes please post randon lines of crap code to the chanell
<10> what do you meen crap?
<2> http://www.google.co.nz/search?q=define%3A+crap
<10> $skriftelsen = "file_get_contents("../skriftelsene/".$i.".txt")";
<10> is this posible?
<8> OKay kids, I'm going home. Anyone who asks a question can go read the damned manual.
<8> php.net/manual, retards.
<15> Deelux: your quoting is wrong
<16> I have include("ini-access.php"); in "ini.php" and inside ini-access I have the following statements: $dbhost = "localhost"; $dbname = "slr"; $dbuser = "root"; $dbp***word = "";
<16> Yet the next statement in ini.php is $db_link = db_connect($dbuser, $dbp***word); and I get an error
<16> Notice: Undefined variable: dbuser in C:\www\slra\ini.php on line 12
<16> And other similiar notices
<4> hey guys
<4> How would I use preg_match to do this (not a real code): preg_match( "/TEST(.*?-BUT NOT :)TEST/mis" ....
<4> Bsically I want to allow that blank space between, but it must not include :.
<4> If a : is found, it should come out without any matches.
<15> IRR: www.pastebin.com
<17> what is the best way in php to fing if $haystac contains $theneedle
<15> I suppose you mean if the needle is in the haystack ..
<15> strpos() works for example
<17> yes... thanks
<18> hello, what var should I use to return the current filename + all the $_GET vars? eg: file.php?var1=abc&var2=blah
<15> ciops: $_SERVER['REQUEST_URI']
<19> who here is good with PHP5 OOP, Smarty, and wants 4 months of work?
<19> on a team environment of 4 other programmers?
<20> hey guys
<20> heres my code: http://pastebin.com/629926 and when I go here: http://gerbitz.org/bbw/gallery_profile.php?USERNAME=S^Gerbitz I get extra spaces between Username/Gender/Location and email fields can someoen help me out
<21> quick question from a PHP newbie
<21> If I change the structure of a database...is it a pain to manage the php app? Basically, if I'm adding columns, etc. to databases behind the php-app...am I going to have to spend a lot of time recoding?
<5> Depends how you have written the application.
<21> cuz when I use RoR
<21> it seems pretty easy to do the stuff
<5> If you write the application correctly, it can be easy in PHP, as well.
<4> lol
<4> I support that theory ;)
<22> anyone got an OiNK account?
<23> who in here has some "advanced" knowledge of php
<23> Anyone -NOT- Idle :p
<23> I'll chat to the wall ...
<23> the problem i'm having is this, members login
<23> and all the veriables are loaded into the $_SESSION how ever, the session is being terminated before the user is ending it (5-6) minutes being online.
<23> If there anyway of updateing a session
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