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<0> no os
<0> so I put win 2k pro on it
<1> "something"?
<0> and I just rinsed the keyboard
<1> something sticky?
<0> no idea
<1> white?
<2> JC^Omega, a rinse in isopropyl alcohol works good
<0> I didn't even know there was something spilled in it
<0> k I'll try that dravine
<0> lifted up the keyboard
<0> and there's white residue all over the inside
<0> underneath the keyboard
<0> and the esc, 1, tab, capslock key, q and a keys don't work
<2> JC^Omega, isopropyl should be safe to use on most of that thing
<2> just let it dry well before you power it up



<0> yeah
<0> I will
<3> white residue eh?\
<0> yeah
<2> ok
<3> id hope it wasw milk and not semen
<0> it's to much to be semen
<3> lol
<0> or the laptop was a cracker
<0> one of the two ;)
<4> night poeple
<5> damnnnn
<0> aight
<6> i'm having trouble making a https request with php
<6> i'm useing PEAR HTTP_Client
<6> and http requests work fine
<7> try orrange, its sweeter than pear
<6> i tried a https request and it didn't give me anything then i enabled php_openssl and apache crashes
<6> any ideas?
<6> Eldritch what are you talking about?
<6> does anyone have any suggestions for how to make a https connection with php?
<8> xmlrpc looks over complicated compare to nuSoap :/
<9> terragb i believe you can do this in curl
<10> hrm.
<11> ?
<10> just thinkin'
<10> I have a template that I made, which is a web page
<10> thinkin' of using str_replace to build the template, by inserting stuff
<10> I think I'm going to have to do it line-by-line
<10> in a while loop or something, yes?
<10> 'cause I don't think str_replace will preserve newlines and tabs and stuff on the output.
<0> well now the keyboard doesn't work at all
<11> niggers?
<10> did they steal it?
<0> niggers
<0> where
<0> I'll get the tar n feathers
<10> they don't need tar
<10> but then the feathers won't stick.
<10> So I think I'll just use file(), and do a foreach on it.
<0> danq... I Obviously was born in the south... I know how to tar and feather a nigger
<10> haha.
<12> is there a way to make <?php default so I only need <? ?
<12> when I use <A href="<? echo $url ?>"><? echo $name ?> ..... It print out "echo $name ?>"
<13> using short tags?
<13> ie <?php instead of <?
<12> I switched to php5 and I think it is different now...all my code needs to be changed? or can I make it default?
<13> you can make it default if you modify the php.ini file.
<3> you should be able to code pretty much the same
<12> then it is a configuration difference because I have the site on a different computer. <? by itself was working
<12> I am thinking it is the php configuration...it must be right?
<12> I think i found it... short_open_tag
<3> yep
<10> hrm
<10> Guess copy() doesn't like filenames with spaces in them.
<0> mmm
<0> barbq chicken
<10> that's what's up for dinner here in a few.
<10> how might i go about padding, like a filename, with zeros?



<10> 001.jpg, 002.jpg, ..., 010.jpg
<10> does strpad do it?
<10> har.
<0> chicken's done
<0> bud
<10> awesome, it does. perfectly.
<0> I'm pleasently full
<10> Grat.
<10> great, too.
<14> how can I update a value inn a mySQL table?
<3> what does this look like #Mysqlsupport?
<15> _zephyr.. check out the UPDATE query on mysql.com
<16> Question: I am using mysqli to connect to my database, but when I try to get the number of rows in a select statement using the following code: $db2 = dbconnect();
<16> $picresult = prepQuery($db2, $picQueryString);
<16> $picresult->store_result();
<16> $numpics = $picresult->num_rows();
<16> $picresult->bind_result($superkey, $carid, $pic);
<16> Why does the value come back as 0 no matter what?
<17> icenyne: wtf is that code?
<17> $picresult is NOT an object..you should be getting errors.
<16> working code. $picresult is an object. prepQuery() returns a result
<17> and if it is (by an object being returned from prepQuery) then you're using a custom writtne cl*** correct? so we'd need to see that code.
<16> function dbconnect() {
<16> $newdb = new mysqli('localhost', '', '', 'parkaveusedautoparts');
<16> return $newdb;
<16> }
<16> function dbclose($db) {
<16> return $db->close();
<16> }
<16> function prepQuery($db, $queryString) {
<16> $newquery = mysqli_prepare($db, $queryString);
<16> return $newquery;
<16> }
<16> very simple
<18> how do i access a specific record in a fetch array rather than going through them sequentially ?
<18> or can i specify which record to start at in the array ?
<19> how can I access my shell from my webpage .... with php help ?
<18> what shell ?
<19> my PC ...
<16> phatlip: any insight into the issue?
<18> http://php.resourceindex.com/Complete_Scripts/Server_Management/
<18> there somthing there that lets you do it
<19> thnq
<15> samuray, you want a shell for you to type in.. or just interact with the server/
<19> just interact ... i want to start some proceses via website ...
<18> i think he wants to replace the shell with a website
<17> icenyne: post your code here: http://pastebin.com
<17> then give me the URL
<15> use system
<15> or exec
<18> almaak can u help me ?
<15> i can try
<15> what exactly are you trying to do?
<18> well
<18> when i retrive records
<18> i only want to display 12 on one page
<18> and then have links to other pages
<15> k
<18> each with 12 records on
<15> so.. you need to use LIMIT
<15> -- what DB?
<18> mysql
<15> k
<18> use it how ?
<15> so SELECT * FROM `table` WHERE `field`='something' LIMIT 12
<18> but then how do i know which 12 i have displayed
<20> LIMIT $start, 12 ";
<18> where do i start to retrive from on the next page
<15> see above..
<18> ok
<15> do $limit = 0;
<15> er..
<15> $start = 0
<18> i got it


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