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<0> lol wtf
<1> **** YOu, HYPERTEXT!
<2> lol
<0> why the roWeapon is begging me to talk with someone to get his ban of lol
<2> thats my it manager dancing i was laughing my *** off while filming that
<3> pieg: I've messaged you 20 min earlier
<0> and beed unnbaned 10 min after youve been unbanned
<4> <?php
<4> $output = shell_exec(' ps -aux');
<4> echo "<pre>$output</pre>";
<4> ?>
<0> emacs: **** you
<4> $output = shell_exec(' pico file');
<3> emacs: use pastebin.com instead of pasting here



<4> can i open a text editor ?
<5> this guy just got a lame ****ing showcase, lol
<4> Sean| hello
<4> i want to open a text editor whit $output
<5> good luck, buddy
<4> and to diplay values into page
<2> hahaha
<1> You..wait, what? i'm confused.
<1> Also, I find it funny that your nick is 'emacs' yet your example uses 'pico'
<1> But, I'm a geek0r. I love that ****.
<4> kaneda_ ..
<4> do you know ?
<1> I'm confused.
<5> the other person won two mother****in cars!
<1> I know plenty of things, I just don't understand what the hell you're trying to do.
<2> emacs have fun with that ;)
<5> http://steveballmernailslindsaylohan.ytmnsfw.com/
<4> twysted i dont know..
<4> realy my friend
<2> im going to have to go with sean| on this one, good luck buddy
<6> emacs: proc_open()
<0> DEVELOPERSSVEDELOPERDEVLERPOERS
<4> Novell_ to open pico in php ?
<2> OHH OOOH MMMMMM
<4> proc_open()
<7> hidebehind.com going down for more RAM
<7> 5 minutes
<2> NOOOOOOOO
<2> :D ok
<2> lol
<2> brb
<3> hmm....I wonder what the problem is...
<3> I have this code: http://pastebin.com/524190 in a registration page...it works ok, but if the p***words don't match AND the e-mail is incorrect, it won't show me both errors: just the first (with the p***words)
<0> Weapon: will you ever STFU and read some documents ?
<0> i dont even read what you type
<3> ok then Sean| or someone else will help me...it's not about any book here pieg please stop acting like that
<0> its about thinking, which you doesnt do
<0> i mean dont do
<3> and what should I do? I've also tried with nested IF's and with a while structure with errors in an array...it doesn't work
<1> I for one am sick and tired of Weapon doesn't thinking.
<1> Also, pieg's wonderful english.
<1> In fact, you all ****!
<1> Weapon: try deleting the two 'else' keywords, and just use a section of if's
<1> That's what's doing it.
<1> It hits the first error, then you've got "else." So if the first error goes off, the second one will not.
<3> yup, you're right :)
<3> thanks
<3> sorry, just activated an alias and I got disconnected :)
<8> do i have to use preg_replace or ereg to replace newline characters or return characters?
<8> cus str_replace didn't work for me.
<3> nope, that didn't worked kaneda_ :(
<9> str_replace should work
<9> \r\n
<9> What did you write sibbie?
<8> "\n"
<1> Let me check it out, weapon
<9> try it with \r\n
<8> yeah i just thought of that too, brb
<3> test it on http://weapon.getmyip.com/register.php



<3> it's not finished yet...
<8> ya, i made an array to search for \n and \r
<8> and it worked
<8> thanks
<9> np
<9> you can pay me later
<3> hehe
<3> can you please take a look at my script too, |pit ?
<3> part of...
<9> not right now
<9> I'm busy
<3> ok man, sure, no problem, I'll try more options and hope I'll make it work
<3> DONE IT!
<3> if (p***words don't match){ echo p***_error; if (email_not_good) echo email_error; }
<9> now fix my problem =P
<3> just tell me what that is :D maybe I can help...
<1> http://pastebin.com/524225
<1> Oh, damn, Weapon already fixed his ****
<1> Well, damn.
<1> I did it, too.
<3> haha
<1> I'm cool.
<3> thanks for the support anyway, kaneda_ :)
<1> I try.
<1> Especially if you don't ****. And Weapon doesn't ****.
<9> I doubt you can help Weapon
<9> It's some mixed up Ajax
<9> =)
<3> haha, thanks
<3> oh, you must be right then |pit :)
<3> I'm not so advanced yet... :D
<1> |pit: AJAX?
<1> what's wrong with it?
<9> meh nothing
<9> it's just being odd =)
<1> 'cause, I do like me some AJAX.
<1> Just throwing that out there.
<9> fixed
<9> w00t
<9> now for the 'tour de force'
<10> how do u search a file opened with fopen("file.txt", "rw"); and scan it line by line?
<9> explode it on the new line character
<9> loop through it
<10> ummm... please be a little more specific
<9> php.net/explode
<9> php.net/while
<9> php.net/ereg
<9> php.net/preg
<10> why the hell isnt there ever a function to just grab line by line in a while loop
<10> thats gay
<10> its easily done Im sure too
<9> that's what explode does dip****
<9> or you can do it with file
<9> http://ca3.php.net/file
<9> larmer
<11> hi
<11> whats a php
<9> hey tasm you around?
<9> hey bovine
<12> heya pit
<13> Can any of you rocket scientists tell me which header information thats required to return a jpeg picture ? I made a test here but it didnt work http://speg.dk/goat.phpx
<12> Content-type: image/jpeg
<14> goat...
<14> like goatse
<13> tamat: that will the final result,when i get it to work. I have some "bad referes" i would like to har***
<14> oh, then image/jpeg
<13> madbovine: i got that, and content-disposition, content-length, pragma and cache-control
<15> Hi
<9> What's the problem then?
<12> the content-type should be enough to make the browser realise it's receiving an image
<13> it doesnt work, my browser keeps waiting for a response
<14> chivas, use any of firefox http extension to catch the responses and see exactly the info
<15> i need to get data from RSS (Yahoo weather). I used fopen(), but my server denier access to URL: " URL file-access is disabled". What other method would you recommend?
<13> you can check the url i posted, it will show the source, remove the x for the result


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