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<0> Anybody up for it..
<1> what do you mean sb_?
<1> btw.. what does sb stand for?
<0> silver-bullets of course
<1> nice..
<1> :)
<2> of course. duh.
<0> ^_^
<1> has anybody seen the trailer of spiderman 3?
<0> it is probably terrible
<0> the old spiderman cartoons were fun to watch.. or dilbert cartoons...
<0> :O
<0> dilbert :)
<1> :)
<2> lol
<2> nice
<0> that's one hell of an ambush
<0> imagine if you just walked into a room and someone did that
<3> lol
<4> Is anyone here looking for PHP work, I need some projects done and I pay via paypal
<0> if you pay in hot karls
<0> i'll work for you
<0> no i won't
<2> holy ****
<0> it seems like asking for someone to do work in IRC is not very credible
<0> it's pretty shady actually
<2> this guy about to come on comedy central is fat as ****
<2> he's like 450 pounds
<1> who rdw?
<2> Onse: some standup comedian
<1> ok..
<2> it looks like the most amazing part of his act is that he stood up
<2> well, i didn't catch his name
<4> sb: *FINDING* people on IRC to do the work is the challenging part
<0> haha
<1> nice..
<0> CarlH don't you know a far more legitimate way of finding people
<2> sb_: from what I hear, CarlH is on the level
<4> sb: I have paid a ton of money to IRCers beleive it or not
<0> eh
<4> sb: Yes and they all are terrible!
<0> CarlH why do you come back
<0> lol
<4> sb: the IRCers are typically not terrible :)
<4> the people answering web ads
<4> lol
<1> oic..
<1> where are you from CarlH ?
<0> haha
<0> Onse its the devil ;)
<1> :)
<0> if people had interesting work to do
<0> i'd do it free
<0> it would probably take longer though
<1> yeah...
<1> it would surely be difficult if its interesting..
<4> brb
<2> oh ****...morris day and the time are about to perform live on comedy central
<2> this will rock
<0> i'm about to watch adult swim
<0> :)
<2> jungle love! oh wee oh wee oh!
<1> :)
<1> damn.. im hungry.. gonna eat lunch.. brb..
<5> is there a way to interrupt a shell command executed with exec() after say 60 seconds?
<6> akira: proc_open() and the likes
<5> what's up DWism? long time no chat
<7> quick question... $i/=2 is this possible in php?
<5> yes
<5> that will divide $i by 2
<5> and store it's contents in $i
<8> any ideea Cache-ControConnectionTransfer-Enc .. i recive this error
<8> i think that this p*** when the site try to connect on mysql
<8> '
<8> ?
<9> anyone can help me ... i want to insert more than one line in a sql table with php.. i use while but its too fast for the sql server so .. i try to get the true sql request to insert more than one line in the same request..
<10> REPRESENT
<11> present present
<10> Just so you know Twyce_Dai|ey,
<10> Right about now,
<11> i dont give a **** Hajuu
<10> I would kill you, and devour your heart for a decent sized portion of weed.
<10> You dont get a **** either.
<10> zing..
<11> not today
<11> thursday morning i will tho
<1> LOL
<10> onse knows what im talkin about
<1> the weed part is what il understand.. LOL
<10> :P
<10> yarr
<10> slightly overcooked my sandwiches
<10> now I be the swabberous dogg.
<1> eat it or die hungry..
<1> :P
<10> I... cant.. the lack of weed has vanquished my appetite.
<10> out();
<3> Hajuu then buy another bag, what are you waiting for
<10> Money.
<10> Paypal me some.
<10> icodeulongtime
<12> hello
<10> What, exactly are you under cover AS?
<1> Hajuu weed makes it all happen for appetites..
<1> :)
<10> totally man
<12> if i want to add a username access to my html website how can i do it? i don't know that much php...
<10> Since i havent had any, Ive been eating like.. a snack a day.
<1> i love the getting hungry part..
<1> :)
<10> heheh teh munchieeeesss
<1> rawr!!!
<10> anyways!
<1> under-cover well theres always ssl certificates in cpanel.. or use htacces
<12> what is htacces?
<12> look i want to let users of my site can sign up and have there own username and they can login later
<1> htaccess can be just uploaded via ftp.. you just put it on the folder where you would want to have login p***word on
<1> oh.. but thats a lot of php your talking about.
<1> thats like membership page right?
<12> yeah i know so that's why i'm asking for tutorials or a prepared one or something like that
<1> php.net
<12> look how much time i need to learn php
<12> ?
<13> 1000 Hours
<1> LOL
<12> i'm talking seriously
<12> 2 - 3 moths?
<13> but thats to get at bill gates level of php prodome and hes only a lvl2
<1> you just study what you need at the moment..
<12> look
<13> look
<13> do as he said
<1> im looking
<13> dont be a rotard
<12> do u have any idea where can i find a learing book for php
<13> www.bn.com
<1> amazon?
<1> dude theres lots of php books... but the best book would be php.net
<12> look man i want a book from 0 till prof.
<14> if you need to ask that question you prob need 'PHP and MySQL for Dummies, Second Edition' and if you need that book you need a new profession
<14> or just 'PHP5 for dummies'
<3> under-cover why spend money when php.net is a sufficient resource
<13> true xt
<14> because for some reason newbies tend to think that php.net must be too good to be true
<1> yeah..
<12> i'm gonna try to get these books 10x for help
<12> mmm i'll try too one php.net
<1> goodluck..
<12> do i have to know mysql either?
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