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<0> Using a standalone function like MyObjectProblem does work and does it's thing like it should. But i want my problem function to belong to my object !
<0> The Problem() function in my object is declared as public static function Problem(...)
<0> Reeeeaaaally frustrating ! I don't see why MyObject::Problem isn't accepted as a valid handler :-(
<1> have you heard the eurovision winner song ?
<2> no and i dont want to
<3> heres one for dravine
<3> http://notebook.samsung.de/subtype_com_related_notebook_m70.asp
<4> QX000: !
<4> gobble gobble
<5> yugh
<4> poolish??
<4> u spich?
<5> polichsh
<6> http://braddoro.com/main.php?Action=3&TID=12&PID=1646 <-- in case anyone cares



<7> la la laa
<7> waiting on a weed delivery
<7> bores me to tears
<7> but when that sticky bud appears
<7> it takes away, all my tears
<7> ... **** I rhymed tears with tears.. I hate it when people do that
<4> lol, good job Paul Simon
<6> write a haiku or about about weed
<6> the smoke fills my lungs | songs of nothing in my head | i have the munchies
<8> heh.
<8> anyone tried out an XGL desktop yet?
<8> T-Start, may 'Problem' a statis var, and go MyObject::$Problem
<4> http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1691275/
<8> static, even.
<4> lol NZ accents
<9> has anyone done any geotargetting with the maxmind db?
<10> hey , i got rss from sites, how can i take it with php?
<9> simplexml
<11> a simple way would be to use SimpleXML
<11> but that's only included with PHP 5+
<9> which only dorks are not using
<9> i'm surprised by how many servers have NOT upgraded
<11> or people with strict sys admins
<11> simplexml_load_file($feed['feed']);
<11> $feed['feed'] being the feed URL
<11> I mean
<11> simplexml_load_file('url');
<11> and then you could browse it using
<11> $results = $fp->xpath('/rss/channel/item');
<11> $fp being the return of simplexml_load_file
<11> anyways, www.php.net/simplexml
<4> lol @ dorks using php4
<12> Hi rdw.
<12> I had thought I was pwnd for a moment there. :P
<4> hi, integer. is string in today?
<12> Absolutely!
<13> Well... I've learned 2 things... 1) I can make it to the video store in 10 minutes if I have to.. 2) Just because I can make it to the video store in 10 minutes doesn't mean it's a good idea
<4> ****ing a.
<4> well, i have to work now. you guys take it sleezy
<14> hey yow
<11> omg hi infamous Sould Calibur character
<15> Hi, I'm having some trouble running a portion of javascript in a .php file. is there a way to prevent a section of php code from being parsed? I'm googling but I must not be using the right words
<11> conditions ? :p
<11> but you can't do it client-side
<11> so you can rule out javascript
<16> who is an expert in webdesign here?
<15> its a lastModified javascript, when i add the .php extension i need, the document is being written to everytime
<15> would i be able to echo the entire javascript section ?
<17> amm, there is a way to get xml to php by command?....
<11> you could do that, pzgone but I'd still like to have a look at your code
<11> paste it there: pastebin.com
<15> okie sec
<11> Emma23, what do you mean get xml to php ?
<17> like i have this: http://www.tapuz.co.il/tapuzforum/main/rss.asp?forum=361
<16> i need help
<16> who is an expert in webdesign here?
<17> and i want to make it HTML
<11> use the simplexml extension
<11> www.php.net/simplexml
<17> okie. sec..



<11> we've been through that earlier this morning
<11> use simplexml_load_file() to load the RSS feed and xpath() to navigate the nodes
<11> that'd be the easy way
<15> http://pastebin.com/736986 is the javascript here are http://www.kaulaiscool.com/tch_example/ there isnt really any php code, i just have the extension in these examples
<17> amm ok sec
<15> the file does need to stay .php
<11> pzgone, yeah ... no PHP there ... only javascript
<11> paste the content of tch_example.php too
<15> everything works fine when its in .htm, but when i add the .php i need it writes to the document everytime it seems. someone mentioned stopping the javascript sections from being parsed
<11> it will indeed be parsed everytime
<11> because it is not a function
<11> well, it is
<11> but it is called right away
<11> everytime
<11> should be the same when named .htm
<11> anyway... there is no PHP in there
<11> can't help you anymore
<11> join #javascript and ask there
<17> --> [M0tH3r[x]]: Fatal error: Call to undefined function: simplexml_load_file() in /var/www/xml/exsample.php on line 6
<11> Emma23, what version of PHP are you running ? PHP 4.x ?
<15> ok, thank you
<17> PHP Version 4.4.0-3
<11> This extension requires PHP 5
<17> why?
<11> sorry
<17> amm...
<17> ok, there is any other way?
<11> there is
<11> look at phpinfo() to see what extensions are loaded right now
<11> and have a look at www.php.net/xml too
<18> could use the dom extension
<19> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knOKowQCFTY <-- hrm, that kinda makes me not want to own a mac.
<18> DOMXML extension ..
<19> All MS would hvae to do is put up a comerical with that guy on it, and they'd crush apple.
<18> too bad youtube is teh ****
<18> there's no download link ..
<4> Christy: quit that
<20> it doesn't make much sense in ro eather
<21> muie
<19> I think I just need to ditch the retry count with the google api search...
<19> No matter how many times I try, it either works the first time, or never works.
<20> lame_nick: that makes sense
<21> yep
<20> _TaSm it's the "it's working only once" effect :P
<19> I wonder if I have to destroy my soap object beofre calling $SOAP->call() again.
<20> no, there's no need
<19> I woulnt think there would be a need.
<19> Its using the same endpoint, just recalling it.
<20> maybe it's timing out?
<19> Its a mix of timing out and google sending an 'unavailable' message.
<19> Well look at that, redeclaring the soap object got it on the 2nd try this time.
<19> I think I may need to post a question to the soap folks.
<20> I think I'll throw away half of the stuff I have in my house, I feel suffocated by them
<20> empty bottles, all the garabage "items" I've collected this year, etc
<22> anyone know why my stylesheet is not loading ? Its at the place i wrote in the stylesheet link ... http://www.dotaleague.net/test/
<22> happened after i put it into php includes
<23> hi
<23> can anyone tell me if there is a function similar to mysql_insert_id() for and update?
<3> how can you not know what you updates
<3> how can you not know what you updated
<19> ditto
<23> there are lots of updates happening in very short order
<23> I need to know the id of the one I updated
<11> you just updated it
<11> man.
<19> Heh.
<19> Ya, you just told it what to update.
<23> true, but by the time I run another query to get other info about that row the data might have changed
<19> Huh?
<19> Sorry man, your not making sense.
<19> ID's should never change, unless your adding or deleting them.
<19> So if your updating a record based on its ID, you know what ID you just used to update it.
<23> I'm not updateing based ont he id though


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