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<0> and i quit paying any real amount of attention to you WEEKS ago
<1> :P
<0> os... oh...
<0> i missed that
<0> *so
<1> lol getting ****ed up right before some woman is comming to survey me haha
<0> survey... she'll take one look and say "loser"
<1> heh
<1> ok.
<1> peace out folks
<0> i have an alkaloid compound for you to try but... well you have to buy it... the company won't release the chemical formula, it's a trade secret... lemme tell ya tho...
<0> not only will it **** you up, it'll clean just about anything
<0> i used it on the floors at work once a week
<0> i'll hook you the **** up but... DO NOT mix it with bleach or ANYTHING citrus (the citrus beign worse)
<0> just trust me
<0> How many Hajuus does it take to change a lightbulb?
<0> Only one, but he'll change it into a crackpipe
<2> lol
<0> tywsted - u a juggalo?
<0> and damnit... too many twy nicks in here now ;p
<2> **** no
<0> meh
<0> never****mind then
<0> *never****inmind
<0> juggalo, not jiggalo
<0> lol
<0> bet he blew himself up
<0> dumb***
<3> lol
<2> adult swim time
<4> buhdump bump!
<0> and roll?
<0> a joint?
<4> sure!
<4> Twyce you work with oop, right?
<4> I know hajuu does but he never talks about ****...crazy arab.
<0> a little bit
<0> and he's an aussie
<0> not a sandni**er
<4> Nah he's an arab I've seen his pic.
<0> then he lies
<0> a lot
<0> but
<0> we knew that
<0> whatcha need to know?
<4> But hajuu does know his ****...
<4> I know that much...but that doesn't mean he isn't a pain in the ***.
<4> Anyway...there is all this talk at Zend about a php framework.
<0> yeah he'll tell ya exactly what kind to use to grow the most potent shrooms
<4> Well have you followed the work of tony marston? http://www.tonymarston.net
<0> no, note really
<0> at all
<0> whatsoever
<4> Well he says he can create a DML cl*** and a generic table cl***...and it can speed your development along like 150%
<5> nice..
<4> And I've been reading about it...and there is some controversy...
<4> But I believe he is a genius.
<0> well
<0> try it for yourself and see
<0> ;p
<4> And I believe he is taking php to the next level...the heavy-metal level...
<4> Well no...you see I've been working on my own framework...and his is better...and proves that what I was aspiring to do is actually possible.
<4> Really I know that DWism would be into this because he is all over oop.
<0> he's all over his own **** tho
<6> Hey Bill :)
<0> new server good now?
<6> Twyce_Dailey: just waiting on RVSkin to see if they will give me a temp license to put on the old server and let me move the current license to the new server... then i'll be golden... but if you want to go on to the dualie now and just use X skin, that's fine :D
<4> D dubba dubba W!
<6> Bill: I got bored this morning... :D http://devel.webonce.com/js_show/tabs.html
<6> heh
<0> nah i'll wait
<0> told you from the beginning i dont want preferential treatment just cause we chat and ****
<4> DW you are my hero.
<0> nice
<6> heh
<7> i'm goin for the night
<7> later
<4> So, this guy tony in the uk keeps this generic table cl***...as an extension of his dml cl***...it is impressive.
<7> today brought forth the era of a whole new level of ****age
<0> yes papa?
<4> Tony's opponents thing SQL (in any flavor) is far too complex of a language to put in a dml...and I...think they're idiots.
<4> Frankly...I'm tired of seeing sql.
<4> It's a crackpot language...
<0> i know SQL a lot better than i know PHP
<0> that's not saying much but... it's said
<4> It also doesn't take much research to figure out that MySQL is a shoddy piece of software.
<4> Well I think SQL should be a requirement in high school...
<4> I certainly don't think programmers should ever have to look at it.
<0> a lot of things should be
<0> trig and **** should be electives
<4> Yeah...I agree...like gun safety...
<0> yes
<0> safest thing **** could have done with that gun would have been to point it at george before he pulled the trigger
<4> Not surprising though...I think most programmers are libertarians.
<0> BillMurray - dman right, nothing you think surprises me
<4> Well I also believe road rage would cease to exist if autos were armed with RPGs standard.
<0> hahaha
<0> road rage would cease to exist if people had common ****ing sense
<4> Because...if you can kill some ***hole for cutting you off...it really puts things into perspective very fast...
<0> yeah well
<0> i keep a pellet gun on my dash
<4> Rather than "**** you you ***hole you cut me off!" it's "well I suppose I will let you live...after all, you only cut me off"
<0> nobody can tell it's a toy at 90Mph
<4> Anyway...it is not rocket science constructing sql statements out of the data model itself.
<4> I guess...that php...needs a "rails"
<4> or a dot something.
<4> And I was thinking about making a framework for php called crackwhore.
<0> PHP.
<0> ...
<0> uhm..
<0> PHP.GNU
<0> there ya go
<4> heh no....
<4> There are two options for php...it's either a framework...or..."drrrrrrrrrrrrr.....I made a blog.....drrrrrrrrrrrrrr..."
<8> wow php 5 is such a h***le to configure with mysql.. does anyone know what PHP Warning: Unknown(): (null): Unable to initialize module Module compiled with module blabla means
<8> it displays my results though and then it says this
<4> I think the problem here is that you're displaying warnings...haha.
<4> No sorry, I have no useful advice as I have not messed with php 5.
<8> can i use php 4 with mysql 5 ?
<8> php 5 ****s balls
<4> Like I needed to say that. < and like I needed to say that
<0> PHP Oject Oriented Programming
<0> POOP
<4> Hmm but poop was taken by perl.
<0> PHPOOP
<4> PHP oop is just called "****"
<4> Or "crackwhore" if you use my framework
<4> You can put "CW" on your resume.
<4> But the one thing missing from this frameworkification is the ajaxification and i think that DW can work some serious ajax voodoo and make a sweet framework ajaxified...which is the future.
<9> good evening folks.
<9> I've got a slightly weird range question (noobs stuff); I have files going from 01jan2001 to 23feb2006, how do I select a range of these, for example from 18mar2005 to 23jun2005 ?
<0> very carefully
<2> ^5
<0> firstly, use yearmonthday
<9> yeah, I knew that. Problem is, I don't actually know HOW.
<0> then it's just like any other number
<9> I was wondering that, but then I have a small problem in... I don't count so good in base 12/365
<0> 20050318 to 20050623
<0> no you dont have to, wither
<0> *either
<0> like today...
<0> 2 25 2006
<9> i.e. for (this=20050318; this<20050623; this++) { ... }
<0> or 20060225
<9> my problem is month traversal... i.e. 20050331+1=20050332.
<0> ok... someone a bit more experienced take over...
<9> which SHOULD mean 20050401
<4> dude, viking... are you using mysql?
<9> no.
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