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<0> and anyone else who happens to be lookin
<1> wishes for you thats 2 whole cows right? :-)
<0> :D
<0> only 2? dont be daft
<0> 2 patties each burger
<0> !
<2> not like i eat mcdeez everyday, just once in a while, im thin i dont care :)
<2> the day i start packin on extra lbs ill start worryin
<1> i lost 1 kg this week wohohoho
<2> 1 kelsey grammer?
<2> thats a lot of weight
<1> who needs a shrink attached to there left nipple
<1> i sure dont
<2> i'd eat at KFC but i'm not vegetarian
<1> from mad cows to snezeing chickens, cant win
<2> i mainly eat frozen dinners so fast food isnt much worse, cept more likely to be contaminated :/
<1> cooking is easy, you should try it ome time
<2> i know how
<2> dont mean i wanna do it :p
<1> save a small fortune to
<1> i love cooking
<1> its like mad science you can eat
<2> i cook canned veges, soup, mac n cheese, spaghetti and make a lot of sandwhiches
<2> and eggs
<2> bout it
<1> download some recipes, expand your horizons
<2> ive come up with lots of recipes on my own for ultra easy food that requires nothin fancy or expensive
<2> or cooking
<2> other than microwaving or boiling at most :D
<2> i should make the cheap lazy bastards cookbook
<2> like salsa with sour creme, corn and tortilla chips. casadilla with premade chicken strips you can buy at the store, chopped onions, cheese and tortilla (only takes a min to microwave).. smoothies, etc
<2> might need some alka seltzer tho
<1> does making cocktails count as cooking
<3> yes
<3> so your a pro
<1> hick
<1> i can mix vodka with anthing\everything
<3> lol
<4> <Nikari> Well, when a man and woman love each other very much, he sticks his woo woo into her waa waa. And in very special circumstances, if two men love each other very much, he will stick his woo woo into the other guy's uh oh.
<4> lol
<4> his woo woo into her waa waa
<4> rofl, can't get over that
<5> hi, i'm trying to get my PHP 5 to connect to mysql on IIS, but it keeps giving me "Unable to load dynamic library 'c:\WINDOWS\php_mysql.dll' " ... even though it's there
<3> is it readable by the server
<3> IIS doesnt have read permissions on that folder for security reasons
<6> good morning
<5> twysted, what folder should i put it in then?
<3> you can give it permission but you should be able to put it in the same folder as php is in
<7> HI.
<5> twysted, so i'll put all mysql .dll files in a directory in php... but how do i give it permissions via IIS ?
<7> I **** *** at making UIs
<7> :(
<3> no what im saying is put it in like C:\php the iis should have read permissions for that folder
<5> twysted, okay.. and inside php.ini it should read: extension_dir = "c:\php" ... right?
<6> anyone ever tried to generate screenshots of sites using php?
<7> yea
<7> I used khtml2png for it
<6> thanks, i will look that up
<6> i just had no idea where to start
<7> yea
<6> i just started a new project and i know what i want and trying to write down how to solve all problems on my list
<7> yeah
<7> I'm back to basics - learning how to make a decent UI
<7> heh
<5> thanks
<7> I mean for a simple form-based UI, I use GET and POST variables, right? What stops a user from modifying them in transit, or detecting hidden fields, etc etc.
<6> nothing stop them from seeing your code.
<7> Sure.
<7> The HTML, anyway.
<6> POST is better then GET tho
<7> How do you justify that?
<7> I'm not arguing, I'm just trying to better understand.
<6> well, if you use get you get the variables in the URL
<7> yeah
<6> file.php?name=marcus&blah=test
<6> you wont with post
<7> yup.
<6> also, use $_POST[name]
<7> Yeah. I know how to use them both. I'm just trying to see if I can figure out a good mix of both.
<7> whatever.php?action=dostuff, and then pack a POST payload with that
<7> I think that's what I'll end up doing
<6> i always use post for forms and get for file pages.. like index.php?page=blah
<7> Alright.
<6> i am no expert at php.. one day i need to sit down and look at php5
<7> heheh
<6> my code is soo php3 and php4ish
<7> No worries. I'm learning, as well.
<6> well, i've written php since 1999 or so.. and my code is still old and messy
<7> Sounds about right, me too kinda.
<6> but aslong it works.. who cares ;)
<6> lol
<7> haha.
<6> can always go back and clean the code up a boring day sometime in a distant future
<7> Got any tips or tricks for making a psuedo-menu system where I can maybe query for 10 records at a time from a database table that has maybe 50 records in it, and then paging through each set of 10 records forward and backwards, etc etc.
<7> You know, to show a list of data queried from the database.
<6> i got no nice code for that..
<7> Ah I don't even know where to get started, really heh.
<5> PHP Warning: PHP Startup: Unable to load dynamic library 'c:\PHP\php_mysql.dll' ... even though it's there
<6> you mean like page: 1 2 3 4 etc and each page show 10 results?
<5> anyone? :P
<7> yup.
<6> danq, select * from server; count rows and use page.php?min=0&max=10
<6> and then display row 0 to 10
<6> make next link page.php?min=10&max=20
<6> must be a better way to do the sql query tho..
<6> thats probably how i would do it tho..
<7> That's kinda what I had in mind, actually.
<7> pizza is here, brb.
<6> bon apetit!
<8> anyone know how to smoke crack with a lightbulb?
<6> Hajuu, and this is related to php how?
<9> you have to hold the pipe for it... and light it for it as well...
<8> Yeah but like
<8> how do you actually USE the lightbulb?
<8> have to take the end out somehow?
<8> but how?
<9> uhm...
<6> put lightbulb in lamp socket and hit the switch
<9> blowtorch
<8> Nah gotta be an easier way
<9> no
<9> blowtorch
<8> The end is plastic, so I doubt you ****ing blowtorch it
<9> or tap a pin into the end to make a hole in it to equalize the pressure inside and out
<9> then cut the metal piece off
<8> a a pin might work
<9> and hope the gl*** isn't sharp
<9> otherwise
<9> you blowtorch it
<9> i know because i've made incindiary devices from light bulbs before
<8> heh
<8> btw.. not smoking crack
<8> lol
<9> you heat the end to get the metal piece off, fill it with black powder, epoxy the base back on ond screw it into a light socket...
<9> after making sure, with a real bulb, that the socket is OFF
<8> yeah heard about that one before
<8> ooh totse has a guide on it
<9> well that's how you get the ****ing bulb open
<8> good on em
<9> a ****ing blow torch
<9> then you use the same torch to burn the ****ing crack
<9> ***
<9> not that YOU need to be smoking crack
<8> im not man.
<9> i'm so sure
<8> trying this alkaloid extraction ive made.
<9> right
<9> sure
<8> Ive been talkin about it for like 2 days
<8> sheesh
<9> and i quit paying any real amount of attention to you WEEKS ago
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