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<0> so what do you do for a living anyway Twyce`sLette ?
<1> maybe hubby can give you a suppliment?
<0> other than beat Twyce_Dailey at forum whoring :D
<2> time for bed there (4.
<2> 4.12am
<0> hes out window shopping
<2> cya all
<1> she isn't beating me i haven't posted to the forum at all yet ;p
<0> and picking up more burgers etc
<0> haha
<1> honey you don't need any more burgers
<3> i work at walmart atempting to save money for college
<0> haha
<0> seriously?
<0> Twyce_Dailey, lol yeah i do



<0> how the hell else do i maintain this weight :D
<1> hahahaha
<0> nah, home made burgers tonight
<3> lol
<1> i forget... u'r in aussieland right?
<0> some mates turned up so we needed more
<0> nope. NZ
<1> ahh
<1> ohthat's right
<1> hajuu's the kangaroo ****er here
<3> kieth kori called off saying shes sick no she was there for an hour
<0> hahaha :D
<3> jamie all texting me pissed about it
<0> i can see why you want to do college
<1> yeah you told me that already ;p and uh... that's not a relevant topic in here babe
<0> no punctuation makes it really hard to read :D
<3> i know i was just telling you and no i didnt say the sick part so :P
<1> now, wishes, be nice
<0> awwww do i have tooo ? :(
<1> just 'cause she's a bit dyslexic and doesn't use periods when chatting on IRC doesn't mean anything
<0> hah
<3> **** you
<4> dont be a **** to wishes
<0> dude, did you know that im totally dyslexic ?
<0> :D
<1> twysted - i wasn't
<4> Twyce_Dailey> im not saying you are friend :)
<1> she was beign a **** to Twyce`sLette
<0> haha twysted , that was nice :D
<0> i just thought it was idle h***tling :d
<0> no harm no foul kinda thing
<0> if shes Twyce_Daileys mrs im ***uming shes pretty darned good
<0> (to put up with him i mean :D)
<1> good... at what?
<0> hahaha
<1> she's good at a lot of things ;p
<0> pics or it didnt happen :D
<1> does video work? ;p
<3> i will kill you twyce
<1> how? i'll be dead the first time
<0> hahaha
<0> BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!
<5> when you include('../inc/someinc.php'), inside someinc.php how do you refer to it's path?
<1> good q, peceh
<1> i'll listen patiently while someone else answers it
<1> for i know nothing about php
<0> bbl guys just arrived home
<1> ;p
<1> guys?
<0> gotta make burgers :D
<0> yeah
<0> guys
<5> any I/O inside inc will in fact fall to the caller path
<1> you gonna be the meat?
<0> hubby and friends
<0> :D
<4> http://www.waxhoff.com/
<6> boo
<7> sheesh
<6> esactly



<8> Noapte Buna Lume Rea!
<7> heh
<6> vardhan your too cool for phphelp lol
<9> heh
<9> its not that, kuruption's being a fat prick again
<6> [18:30] <kuruption> not the first time he was banned, either
<6> [18:30] <6> oh poor you
<6> yeah he loves you to
<9> lol
<9> guess what, i scraped through bash.org
<9> got all the quotes with over 1,000 votes. 'tis all in my mysql db
<6> i have so little desire to read about stupid poeple, its bad enough dealing with them in real life
<9> 952 quotes indexed :D
<10> bash should do a skype version
<9> you dn't like bash?
<9> you mean log funny audio convos?
<10> audio and/or video
<6> nope dont like bash
<10> you either love or hate bash
<6> why is stupid funny? its just stupid
<10> well if you feel insecure about your intelligence it makes you feel better to laugh at stupider people..
<10> jay leno does it
<10> he's dyslexic and had problems so now he redicules stupid people on his show
<10> like nonstop
<4> lol
<10> his olympics correspondant was this near retarded college student from texas
<9> yeah, i don't like any of those talkshow hosts' comedy
<10> same reason i watch the news, to feel better about my life.. 'tonight an lapd officer was shot in the face' .. 'thanks for tellin me.. i didnt really need to know that but man i just feel better about my day knowin that at least i didnt get shot in the face'
<10> hear i was all upset that mcdonalds screwed up my order
<9> lol
<9> mcdonalds _always_ screws up my order
<10> im gonna try orderin somethin i dont want
<10> and see what happens
<9> for some reason, they always give me small fries when i asked them for large
<6> youe eat that crap
<10> dont judge me :(
<9> Eldritch, don't tell me you don't like fries
<6> i fail to understand it, it tastes crap, people eat it, there must be somehting im missing.
<9> people eat it 'cause it tastes good
<9> or we wouldn't eat it
<10> i dont now how to cook and sometimes its just cheap and conveinent :p
<6> vardhan mc'ds add colour and sugar! to there fries
<9> color and sugar? lol
<10> i need a wife who can cook
<10> s/can/will
<4> all mc donalds soak their fries in sugar from the distributer
<4> its why they cook the way they do and taste so damn good
<6> i want fries, i cook my own
<4> lol
<10> fast food is like having servants
<10> who **** at cooking
<6> slice potatoe boil in oil, if you cant do that your self your spastic
<9> me too
<10> but obey and bring it quick
<10> i can do that myself but i dont wanna im lazy :)
<10> and i hate doin dishes
<9> i eat home-made fries more than mcdonalds
<6> your going to leave an ugly corpse :-)
<6> though full of mc'ds probevly wont ever rot
<9> so now home-made fries are bad?
<6> when i p*** mc'ds its mostly full of 'teens' maybe you will grow out of it, theres hope still :-)
<4> mmmm teens
<9> *cough*pedofile*dough*
<6> theres a thought, but do i want a girl that smells like a big mac?
<0> man that was a meal and half :D
<0> hey Eldritch and vardhan
<9> hi wishes
<0> and twysted
<4> harro
<0> and anyone else who happens to be lookin


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