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<0> :D
<1> DWism, welcome to my world of stable connection :P
<2> hi, do anyone know how I can get away this error message: "Parse error: parse error, unexpected T_STRING in /hsphere/local/home/samdesi0/asiaforum.no/includes/template.php(127) : eval()'d code on line 1"?
<3> Monument: LOL :D
<0> dwism, played with php-json yet?
<3> PapaBear: Nope... been too busy :D You're all set though, all you've got left now is to wait for the old dns record to time out :D
<0> which can take a while :D
<3> only an hour with our setup
<3> or change your /etc/hosts file :D
<0> i call that a prehistoric bitch slap
<4> tavarish, learn to code.
<2> segfault-, hehe ... good idea ... if someone had a fix for me I would appreciate it though :-)
<5> DWism sorry back now, what kind of stuff do you do with mod_rewrite?
<5> so far, ive done it so users can goto like mypage/title rather than mypage.php/title.php
<4> tavarish, pastebin the code.



<0> man mirrors.kernel.org is ****ing slow today
<3> Advocated`: http://lfirst.dwsc.net/ is one i've done... though the next project everyone will see when we get our new site out. :D
<6> damn i hate javascript
<7> PapaBear the internet itself seems slow today
<6> many people for a reason i don't know think that it's an easy scripting
<0> {}naz, JS is EASY
<5> DWism cool, did it take long to do?
<0> the fact its been overcomplicated due to various browser implementations is a pain in the *** though
<3> Advocated`: not really
<6> lol, are you sure ? i got a book, it's about advanced javascript, i just read the first 25 pages, and then i just gave up. i hate when things start to be complicated especially that it's not my domain anymore
<3> PapaBear: get MichiKit
<3> MochiKit
<0> mochikit?
<7> {}naz `advanced` javascript? have you read `simple` javascript yet?
<3> that tabs demo i coded up from last night, took me about 30 minutes, thanks to mochikit
<0> MochiKit makes JavaScript **** less
<0> lol
<3> yep
<3> much much less
<6> |ww yes i did
<0> ill check it out
<3> PapaBear: http://mochikit.com/doc/html/MochiKit/DOM.html
<3> check that out :D
<8> hi, how can I add a char to an string? (without replacing the others)
<3> Gothmog: $var += 'a';
<8> thanks!
<9> oh man, this is going to be outstanding
<3> rdw: eh? :)
<0> If you have never used an API like this for creating DOM elements, you've been wasting your damn time. Get with it! <--lol i like these guys already
<9> i'm taking some of my old complicated scripts and re-writing them OOP style with cl***es
<10> how can i create auto counting rows for a txt file
<9> it's going to be so much easier to maintain
<3> coti: auto-counting rows for a text file? count(file('test.txt')) ?
<8> sorry... is this wrong? $str[5] +="]"; ?
<4> tavarish, put the url HERE
<10> well i have a script that write content to a txt file
<2> would appreciate it if anyone could take a look at this: http://pastebin.com/572068 (it is a script part that I try to add to a phpbb forum and give me a error message)
<10> and i want to auto add a number variable for each row
<7> Gothmog depends what $str is
<9> dammit, i smell something burning and I can't find it :\
<9> that worries me
<8> did't understand you |ww
<7> Gothmog is $str a string or array?
<8> string
<7> Gothmog than it's wrong
<8> so, how can i do that? add a char in some place (not the end)
<7> Gothmog get creative with substr()
<11> hello there everybody
<11> anyone around?
<11> yo rdw :)
<11> nah, I'm not here to shoot at you, I'm here to ask something
<11> how can I get the name of the page currently viewing?
<9> it's in the $_SERVER array
<11> yeah thanks, I already figured that, but which section ? :D
<11> I mean, what $_SERVER['what here?']
<9> Weapon-: i'm not going to spoonfeed you
<9> i'd have to look it up, which means you can look it up too
<11> aw ****



<9> i'm not going to look it up for you then type it here
<9> lazy bastard
<11> :-/
<9> print_r($_SERVER); <- then find the one you want
<11> I thought you already knew, so that's why I asked...
<11> yeah I'll do that right now
<3> hrm
<11> HOLY CRAP!
<9> i think i need to learn to parse xml with php 4
<0> why? just use simplexml in php5 :)
<9> hehe
<9> yeah, i wish i could
<9> i think i just need to learn wtf I'm doing in general
<9> damn, i'm terrible with PHP
<12> hey rdw, papabear
<12> http://vardhan.org/bash.php
<12> scraped all the good bash quotes.. all the ones with over 1,000 votes
<9> cool. nice job, vardhan
<12> ty :p
<12> is the link working?
<9> yep
<12> neato. how slow is it?
<12> lemme rephrase; is it slow?
<9> no, it's plenty fast
<12> :O 'tis my local box
<9> takes about 2 seconds to load each page
<13> Night gents.
<12> cya HajuuSleep
<12> its a slow processor
<12> plus, really low upload speed
<14> well so much for my uptime
<15> Parse error: parse error, unexpected T_STRING
<15> whats mean ?
<14> zend studio install ****ed my system up
<14> means you have an enexpected T_STRING somewhere
<9> and in case you don't know, T_STRING is the brazilian word for thong. hope that helps.
<15> :))))
<15> in this case i like this error
<9> BigBenu: hehe, usually it means you forgot a ; on the line above or left out a "
<9> something like that
<12> lol
<15> 10x
<9> exacube: help me fix my xml parser
<12> :O
<12> what's wrong with it
<12> show me code
<9> exacube: http://pastebin.com/572162
<9> this is a php4 xml parser for parsing shipping charges
<12> show me sample of the shipping charges xml
<9> it works fine if don't put it in a cl***. but once xml_set_element_handler($xml_parser, "startElement", "endElement") is inside the function parse() it doesn't see the functions outside
<9> so it doesn't know where startElement and endElement are
<12> hm
<12> try making them static?
<12> does php4 have static functions?
<9> i dunno
<12> lemme check
<12> xml_set_element_handler($xml_parser, "xmlParser::startElement", "xmlParser::endElement");
<12> try that
<3> all functions are everyting in php4 :D
<9> exacube: that's a string literal though...
<9> but i'll give it a try
<9> ahh, i see. it's a handler
<12> it works?
<9> trying now
<12> if that doesn't work, i've another plan
<9> nope, still never hits those startElement and endElement functions
<12> hm.. you can create annonymous functions, and get them to call startElement and endElement
<12> but they won't have access to $this
<12> oh yeah, they blocked google talk at school :p
<12> i don't think there's a way to set handles to a method
<9> lol, those bastards
<9> damn, this guy wrote a function that does it the same way
<9> http://www.zend.com/codex.php?id=380&single=1
<9> his start and end are outside the function


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