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<0> Advocated` nothing haha
<0> require_once("content1.php");
<0> ;')
<1> but how would that change if a user clicks on some other text? or a button
<2> hi
<2> good morning all
<0> Advocated` javascript
<0> Advocated` oh wait, what are you trying to do
<3> require_once function is used to just throw the file from the ram after using it for once, right ?
<0> {}naz the script won't run without the file
<1> well, say on my page ive got Please choose your type: A B C
<2> I need to calculate a time difference between 2 mysql timestamp field, do I need to convert that timestamp field to something else before I do the -
<1> as standard, the div will have say include("intro.php");
<0> Omega91 unix timestamp, use date()
<4> sb_, don't be sad when your puberty will end you'll have *** too
<1> if the user clicks A, it should do include("content1.php");



<0> segfault- like last night
<0> Advocated` it would probably have to reload the page or a new page
<0> dynamic php pages
<0> is probably not the smartest thing to do
<0> and it's never necessary
<4> sb_, what youi do with your dad doesn't concern us
<5> Hi, does anyone know a good tutorial on how to use different pear packages on one object ?
<0> segfault-, true true, my bad
<5> Like QUickform with html_table
<6> LOLZ segfault- SAID BI LIKE BI***UAL
<6> LOLZ
<0> he said bi like a bitch
<6> segfault-: that's not child phase, that Romanian phase.
<6> although they are quite similar, you must learn to spot the difference.
<4> oh yeah, that country when most of gay porn actors come from en enjoy it.
<7> LOLZ0RZ
<8> ladies
<6> LOL HY Lame_nick
<4> hey, if i'lm called a bitch i must act like one :p
<0> good
<0> :)
<7> H
<7> wnt h3lp wit phpbb plz
<7> k????
<4> Lame_nick, explain your problem
<6> his problem is he's a viking
<7> You bitch. That's not a problem.
<4> a viking using leetspeak ? omg north changed alot.
<7> segfault-, yeah, we've invaded Romania too many times
<0> haha
<9> sal all
<7> Speaking of the sun...
<4> loll
<9> am shi eu o intrebare ... spuneti-mi shi mie o functie php care sa-mi genereze un numara de 6 caractere
<7> Vader`s, please go in a dark, dark corner
<7> And sit there until you die
<7> ;D
<3> what do you think of zend tutorials ?
<0> bad
<3> oh
<0> worse than ur mom last night
<8> well not that bad man
<3> lol shut up both of you
<0> haha
<6> {}naz: they are good tutorials
<10> what could be the name of a function to turn Espaa into Espa&ntilde in a string?
<3> good
<6> Vader`s: this is an english channel.
<11> Ophiocus: html_entities doesnt ?
<7> rdw, no flaming?
<7> Respect point: -1
<12> a question for all the developers in the room: is php just a tool for you, a means to a living, or something more?
<11> its a language, not a tool
<11> :P
<13> irzyxel: the inturpretor is a tool... with out it... the language would be as useful as klongon
<13> klingon too, heh
<6> Lame_nick: damn, i only had 4 viking respect points to begin with :\
<6> i can't afford to be losing them



<7> then you know what to do
<8> rolemodel: php is a way of living for me
<13> rolemodel: it's a little of both really... and kinda depends on the day. :)
<8> I think in php
<12> aha.
<13> today... php is an unforgoving mistress... but then... i have something i need to get done today...
<7> |pit, what's your breakfast? variables?
<13> tomorrow... php will be back to being a tool
<12> so, its not necessarily something to perpetuate the freedom of information? :D
<13> though bash has been my best buddy today...
<13> i'm a propietary software developer
<13> information was never meant to be free. :D
<13> hehe
<12> heh.
<13> knowledge is free, information is expensive. :D
<12> using open-source tools?
<12> info dev't is expensive, that i know
<13> rolemodel: not entirely :D
<12> but info, in its essence, should be free. is that the consensus among you guys here?
<13> learning should be free
<13> the information you gain from the process of learning should not.
<13> if it's free to gain knowledge, you won't respect that knowledge
<12> DWism learning information should be free, but the information you gain from the process of learning should not? did i read you right?
<13> correct
<13> let me give you an example
<13> this guy i've been helping
<13> he asks me a question
<13> and I point him in the right direction, either with a function name, or a generic example
<13> then he shoots back right away with 'what's that?'
<13> he's trying to gain without paying.
<13> Especially since the first few times i gave in and told him, he didn't believe me, and went to confirm with a reference source anyway
<13> so now he has to use the reference source and put time into reading about things
<12> paying, or working hard enough to gain the info
<13> he pays for his information by spending time learning how to process the knowledge
<12> right.
<13> knowledge without the ability to implement is useless
<13> it's the difference of book smart vs. street smart
<0> DWism is impitent?
<0> XD
<0> or me, plain *** stupid :)
<13> Well, if im' funna be impitent, i ma'uhs well LOOK impitent.
<13> :D
<0> haha
<13> sorry, couldn't help it. :D
<0> dressing up like the GWB?
<0> that's impitence at it's best
<13> no, that's imCOMPAtent...
<0> haha
<0> it's both
<0> :)
<0> i guarentee you he doesn't satisfy his wife ***ually or intellectually
<0> hrm
<0> and neither do i
<0> ;)
<13> IIRC, he has kids... so ... kinda nixes the one, at least totally.
<0> his wife that is
<0> DWism maybe she just wanted kids
<0> she had to **** him to find out didn't she?
<13> LOL
<13> rolemodel: anyway, what i was saying, is if you have something just handed to you, you don't appreciate it as much as if you work to get it, and you can't make full use of it, especially in terms of applying knowledge
<13> any monkey can p*** a MCSE who can memorize a book, but how many MCSE's have you met that could find their way out of a paper bag? :D
<12> right
<14> I'm back
<14> who was asking for me?
<13> sk8ing: i dunno.
<14> hmm... it was flashing...
<13> i like ksirc... it will list who and what was said usually :D
<14> :))
<13> though if i do a whois on someone who i have an open pm with, it goes in freak-out mode and constantly flashes at me. :/
<12> dang i want that DWism heh
<14> no flashing tho?


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