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<0> bunch of ****tards
<1> aah same people the?
<1> then
<0> ****ing tourism industry faggots
<2> how the suffering how the pain ...
<1> much like the Virgin tosspots
<0> "can they reserve more than 1 trips worth of rooms at a time?"
<2> for those who never meet corporates
<2> fear them
<2> the devil got their souls
<1> or the dude at billabong that claims hes a computer science major
<0> "no you twat, that's retarded"
<1> and this means he "knows what hes talking about"
<1> yet gives me database schema to "work from" with no primary key
<0> Stylez, a "cs major" or a "cs graduate":
<3> StyleZ: Everyone who's ever had to tell me explicitly that they have a comp sci degree has always proven the opposite.
<1> then bitches when i dont use his db design cuz it ****s
<2> StyleZ-WRK, usually if a client come to me with this babbling its that :
<3> My boss told me that his cousin, a Comp Sci genious with his masters, made our database.
<3> It's on mySQL 3.23, and isn't normalized at all
<2> "for sure, but anyway you hired me to analyse then debug your code, so cut it and get your paycheck book on."
<3> We've got columns we don't use, and he loves BLOBs like a down syndrome kid loves spoons.
<1> HAHAHAHH
<1> what a great comment
<1> downs syndrome
<1> hahahah
<1> actually snorted coffee out my nose
<1> haha
<2> cut it you freak :p
<0> haha
<3> pwned! ;)
<3> coffee > nose
<2> huhu
<1> haha this dude is annoying. he constantly watches the server - yesterday he attempted to "fix" a piece of code by providing me with an "image resize" function that he claimed "works great - USE THIS"
<0> you think that's gay?
<2> but enough making fun of poor kids it's not kind.
<0> we have a DB layer to "abstract" db activities
<0> it only supports postgres though.
<2> s/its/is
<1> i looked and saw that it simply coped the image to another location
<1> no resizing at all
<1> so i used it
<1> just to spite him
<3> dravine: put a comment at the top of all the files with the definition of abstract
<0> if( ($res = db_exec($dbd, SI_DB_SET_DATE_STYLE_STRING.$qs))
<0> aint that a gem
<3> Zed: use the code like you are, and then stoidly refuse to replace it since it "WORKS GREAT!"
<3> dravine: no, that's sad. Very very sad.
<0> or this
<0> for( $i=0 ; $i<pg_numfields($res) ; $i++ )
<0> {
<0> $n= pg_fieldname( $res, $i );
<0> $f[$n]['size']= pg_fieldsize( $res, $i );
<0> $f[$n]['type']= pg_fieldtype( $res, $i );
<0> }
<0>
<0> return $f;
<0> }
<0> I don't even know what the **** he was trying to accomplish with that
<3> hint: it's not an abstraction layer if it uses pg_ functions.
<1> lol
<1> [Kaneda]: Zed: use the code like you are, and then stoidly refuse to replace it since it "WORKS GREAT!"
<1> funny you say that
<1> he called this morning apparently
<0> case "image/gif":
<0> $cmd = SI_GRPH_GIFTOPNM." $img | ".SI_GRPH_PNMSCALE." -height ".SI_THEIGHT." | ".SI_GRPH_PPMQUANT." 256 | ".SI_GRPH_PPMTOGIF." -interlace > $timg";
<0> break;
<1> asking why it didnt work and why i hadnt used his function
<4> "makes the code cleaner"
<4> hah
<0> so ****ing great
<0> notice all the god damned global vars in that?
<1> im crafting a polite but rude email to send.
<3> We've got one of these. The aforementioned "comp sci genious" that designed our db also designed a MySQL wrapper. fynctuin db_do($str) { return mysql_query($sql) or die('Error!'); }
<5> Those are defines.
<1> brits are good at polite rudeness
<3> Zed: that's fantastic
<5> Have you ever checked to see how many ****ing define's there are in the default install of PHP?
<5> Its ****ign nutty.
<3> "It doesn't resize images! Use the image resize function I sent you!"
<3> * Zed implements function that he was sent
<3> GOTO 10
<3> Tasm: I haven't looked but I bet it's a lot
<5> Cehck this bull****.. <?php echo count(get_defined_constants()); ?>
<5> 1,222!
<3> Dravine: that's a ****ty function and the guy that wrote it should be stabbed in the *** with a butcherknife
<3> DAMN
<3> That's a ****load of constants
<0> dude
<0> that's not even the whole shebang
<5> Ya, what a total waste of namespace and memory!
<0> this ****ing lib is 10000+ lines of that ****
<5> Holy ****.
<3> dravine: post the lib on pastebin!!
<4> heh
<0> function magic_form_display( $mf_id, $mf_styles, $mf_fiid = null, $mf_def_data = array(), $mf_level = 0 )
<4> death row 4 ****ty coders
<0> if( is_array($x=$mf_def_data[$mf['id']]) )
<0> switch( $mf['type'] )
<0> {
<0> case 1:// Checkbox
<0> case 5:// Picklist
<0> case 6:// Radio Buttons
<0> $inp = $x['opt_num'];
<0> break;
<0> default:
<5> Yeiks.
<0> $inp = $x['value'];
<0> break;
<0> }
<0> else
<0> $inp = $mf['default_val'];// Otherwise use defaut data
<4> Oh god.
<0> around line 4000
<6> ****ing noob, dont paste to the channel
<6> man man man
<0> it has to be done irzyxel
<0> it has to be done
<0> this is the hell that you will face should you choose not to repent!
<0> the power of jesus compells you!
<0> $sub = magic_form_display( $an[1], $mf_styles, null, $mf_def_data, $mf_level );
<5> haha
<0> or how about this
<0> return( admin_edit_record_r($table,$conn_str,$id,admin_field_select( $fields, 'e' ),$url,$action,$params,
<0> (empty($a_title_view)?"<P><SPAN CL***=\"title1\">Edit $a_title</SPAN><P>":$a_title_view),
<0> $view['Edit'],$other_options,$quick_tip
<0> )
<0> );
<1> ok so i just did the prescribed microsoft fix for the eolas patent thing.. and it works fine in ****ERNET EXPLORER 7
<1> but not in ****ERNET explorer 6
<1> why cant i just eradicate that ****ing browser
<1> with a click of my mouse.
<1> BOOM! no more IE
<0> yeah so anyway, we all joke about error on line 56455342345^12e898 of that lib constantly
<5> Hah, the wife says she wants to play super mario brothers this summer when shes on break.
<5> You guys know what that means?
<3> I think she wants a nintedo ds
<0> hahaha
<0> nice
<3> Even better
<1> i think it means she wants a threesome
<1> jesus dude
<1> learn to read woman talk
<5> I'm sure all she wants is an old NES.
<1> tha means shes hot for it and is dying for a 3some
<5> But I'm taking this as a chance to buy a new system w/o any frustration!
<7> I have an old NES
<3> she wants to go down on your pipe?
<7> \o/
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