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<0> i guess your one of those consider your self to be perfect
<1> it's a joke stupid
<0> oh
<0> LOL
<1> however, I have never used phpunit
<0> my bad
<2> I'm compiling everything in my head and I'm writing the output as a module
<1> the code here is so ****ing crappy and full of bugs, I'd rather not know the full extent of the damages
<0> hehe dravine, thats how it is most of the places i;ve worked
<0> but the current job i was lucky enough to be the person to start the code from scractch :-)
<3> Unit testing is great, but its a lot to ask for in a small shop.
<0> so i am very happy of the state of my code but there is still alot of room for improvement
<1> we're not really a small shop
<3> Kinda like writing docs.
<1> we're just not managed for ****
<3> Oh, I'm talking me.



<3> We only have 2 devs
<1> ah
<1> we've got 4 full time coders
<1> 2 designers
<0> from what i gather unit testing requires extremly factored code
<3> I rarely doc my code, but I make my **** uber readable.. ie: $this->max_results = 10;
<0> thats the part that i am not yet convinced
<1> but the designers dictate the development process, because our management hasn't a ****ing clue
<2> we only have one, me
<3> Not $this->m_r
<4> im the only "coder"
<4> HAH
<1> _TaSm, you saw the **** I had to deal with ;)
<3> Ya, thats nutty.
<4> and we all know what happens when you let me write code for catholic schools
<0> i uses a PHPDocBlock template in my Editor
<0> so everytime i start a function i have my docblock setup
<0> at least i have some what doc
<0> hehe
<3> Heh this is my latest doc block for a cl*** I'm buidling...
<3> ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
<3> // Cl***: google_search_api
<3> // Description: Cl*** for ...
<3> //
<0> hahahaha
<3> ie: If you can't figure it out from the name of the cl***, go **** yerself. ;)
<4> i dont document ****
<4> why should i help the next guy
<0> not documenting is good for job security
<0> hehe
<4> exactly.
<3> Exactly.
<1> yeah,
<1> the guy who wrote the code I was pasting in earlier owns this place
<1> and apparently has no desire of ever retiring
<4> yep
<4> he rules.
<1> but he can see is 1.2 million dollar boat in the marina from his office
<4> he still rules
<4> he rules even harder cuz he has a boat
<0> damn
<0> hehe
<4> King Crap Code with a yacht
<4> id rathr be King Crap Code with a yacht than King Leet Code with no munnnnaaaaay
<4> altho im neither right now
<1> well
<1> he got the yacht when he sold his other company
<4> im kinda prince mediocre code with large bills, kids and a GF that consumes money like its going out of fashion
<4> but im getting there
<1> financed some ****ty businesses, and now, he's got not much left
<4> idiot
<0> well i kinda sit on the position where u described ;)
<1> had to sell his hummer because he couldn't afford to fix it
<1> by fix I mean, put new brakes on it
<0> since i was the pineer in this project
<4> idiot idiot idiot
<0> no one else knows the code here than me
<0> hehe
<4> he bought a hummer that defines him as a loser



<0> lol
<1> well it was a real hummer
<1> not an h2
<4> oh ok
<5> The original hummers are pretty cool
<0> i bought a Z350
<0> :-)
<1> however, in 6 years of ownership, it's value went from $115000 to $55000
<4> snap
<1> largely due to neglect
<0> i regret it though because i pay same for car payments as my rent
<3> I'm goin on out a boat this weekend, can't ****ign wait.
<4> i have a 350Z
<4> you have good taste
<1> heh
<0> nice
<1> I pay $650 in rent a month
<1> I could drive a lexus for that
<4> my rent is uhmm 4 x your rent
<5> Sweet jesus
<0> i've done 140Mph on that car
<4> i need to move.
<5> I could drive 4 lexuses for rent here
<0> i didnt want to push my luck more than that
<1> Stylez, yeah but I rent a 1 bedroom
<3> On it? Did your eyes hurt from all that wind? ;)
<4> DevZer0: i hardly drive the ****ing thing
<1> how big is your place stylez?
<4> dravine i have a 2 bed 2 bath
<4> :(
<4> 1800 sq feet
<1> man, that'd be sick expensive here
<0> Stylez: me to, i tele-commute so usually only the weekends
<4> so yeh it ****s
<0> i only have 5K miles on it
<4> DevZer0: i got about the same... i think its about 7
<1> Stylez, my place is qualified as an efficiency
<4> im going to sell it
<4> dravine: that means its as big as a toilet?
<1> just a bit larger
<5> Efficiency.. ouch
<1> kitchen is tiny
<1> 1 deep sink
<1> not 2
<0> Stylez: i am considering the same, 1. I think i am going to kill my self with the way i drive, 2. i could save 700 bucks a month
<1> which ****s
<1> no oven
<1> two burner electric rangge
<5> How can you live in a place like that?
<1> it's not bad
<5> How much is it a month?
<1> I spend my time in the living room
<1> 650
<5> Why is it so high?
<1> has 10ft ceilings, a killer view of the bay, and hardwood floors
<1> right downtown
<1> it's really nice
<5> Aha, downtown
<5> What city?
<1> just not really big
<1> Petoskey
<5> Never heard of it
<6> I am using the regex: preg_match("/^.+value=\"([A-Z]{2})\">.+$/",$c,$matches); ... to match: <option value="AL">ALABAMA</option> ... why is matches[0] only set to: ALABAMA and not the entire string?
<1> it's a small town
<1> Petoskey MI, 49770
<1> I live on the corner of division st and rose st
<1> my porch overlooks the bay, and two parks
<5> Hmm, small towns shouldn't have high downtown prices..
<1> haha
<1> its' a "resort town"
<1> we have no industry here, just tourism
<5> Yeah, same here
<5> Branson, MO
<7> why are you ripping appart someone elses form?


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