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<0> yeah
<0> but why would you
<0> especially between something and lilo
<0> haha
<0> |ww's remark was cl***ic
<1> Grub is I suppose "easier" because all you have to do is edit one file.
<2> LOL @ linux induced violence
<2> that's awesome
<1> BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP
<1> Guess what I'm listening to?
<2> washing machine?
<1> THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP
<1> Close.
<1> An OFF BALANCE washing machine ;)
<2> haha
<2> w00t!
<2> almost got it
<1> haha na its some sort of terrible techno.
<2> man, i'm such a monster. I was lifting so much weight at the gym tonight I was scaring myself
<1> They should call it "Worse than an off balance washing machine"
<1> WTAOBWM!
<2> bitches kept coming by just to be close to the rdw-ness while I was lifting
<1> haha
<0> can you implode() using regex
<1> "That KKK member sure is going to beat up some asians tonight!"
<2> lol
<2> now that's an inspired lyric
<1> Sean|, I dont think so, but you could do a preg_replace() and replace a wacky string iwth a known string.
<0> "wacky"
<1> hehe
<3> so are there any functions to get the header from a remote page
<0> fopen+preg_match?
<4> Fatal error: Maximum execution time of 30 seconds exceeded in e:\archivos de programa\apache group\apache\htdocs\generator\es\index.php on line 28
<4> how can avoid it?
<4> :s
<2> don't use scripts for long-running operations?
<5> set_time_limit(0);
<1> Figure out a way to speed up your script?
<0> he probably has like
<2> you can lengthen PHP's execution time, but apache will kill it after a while anyway
<5> yup
<6> avoid infinite loops?
<4> yes
<0> while(false) echo '<html>';
<0> should keep em' busy for a while
<6> Sean|: best script ever.
<4> i want that it contimue
<4> infinite
<1> while(false) readfile('http://fbi.gov');
<2> disciplinax, you're using the wrong language then. php is _not_ for infinite "scripts"
<6> Unless you're writing a daemon.
<6> And you're not.
<2> kaneda_, php is _not_ for daemons
<0> lmao tasm
<1> It accually works quite well for them rdw.
<4> rdw and with set_time_limit(0);
<1> I wrote a log watcher in PHP.
<1> Works great, even spits out PID's etc.
<6> Tasm: So did I.
<2> heh. well, i won't argue with the _tasm
<2> but, kaneda_ == n00b!
<2> ;)
<1> Though 99% of what php is all bout is web.
<2> *nod*
<1> And web means by its very nature finite.
<6> n00bz? 0h h3llz n0.
<1> HTTP is a very finite protocal.
<6> 1 can wr1te with num8ers t00!
<1> HELLO, GIBBME, BYE BITCH!
<2> who bets this guy is writing an irc client in PHP?
<1> rdw, not writting just trying to get someone elses eggdrop to work ;)
<2> lol, yeah
<1> Ok well I'm off to wax some *** in UT.
<2> w0rd. later man
<1> Tons of work tomarrow, gotta chill fer today ;)
<1> BLING BLONG, the _TaSm is gone.
<1> Hrm, that didn't technically rime.
<1> Oh well.
<1> l8r g8r sk8r masterb8r
<2> ok, i'm just going to lay this out on the table. do with it what you will.
<2> STOP WRITING "INFINITE" SCRIPTS!!
<6> Unless you hate your server.
<7> unfortunitly it doesn't have the proper resource management but oh well thats handled with restarting it about once a day with daemontools :P
<4> lol
<4> firefox is getting ****
<7> so i guess it's not an infinite script..
<8> sup bitches
<6> Papa: Agreed.
<8> now to get my graphics card setup
<6> NVidia?
<8> yeah
<8> 6600GT
<6> That's _hott_
<7> PapaBear i like ubuntu myself.. with samba and the other windows remote management tools it works really nice
<6> I'm stuck on my 6200 (IIRC)
<8> gonna steel mama's 6800 Ultra some day
<8> ww, yeah it even recognized my webcam
<6> |ww: other windows management tools?
<7> awsome
<7> kaneda_ yea like RDM for instance
<6> Hrm. Never heard of it. I don't do a lot of windows work, but I may have to here soon. What's it do?
<7> kaneda_ remote desktop management.. login and use the windows machine as if you were sitting at the console
<6> Kinda like VNC?
<8> yeah i use to use remote desktop **** with gentoo
<8> logged into my win2k3 box
<7> kaneda_ exactly but built by windows for windows.. ubuntu also have VNC and a few other remote desktop support
<6> killer.
<7> PapaBear yea it was nice.. i was able to switch to an ubuntu machine and still do all the same work i did on a windows box
<6> Now if I can figure out how to get my (k)ubuntu laptop to hit the Active Directory at work, I'll be set.
<7> i don't know if it does Active Directory
<8> ww, with a direct cable gigabit line, it was nice and silky smooth
<7> thats a very windows based app
<6> That's what I'm afraid of. The laptop also dual-boots XP Pro if it's required. Although I might cry.
<7> PapaBear gigabit line to what tho :P
<8> direct machine crossover cable :D
<8> one machine to other
<7> oh.. using your main windows box as a router the
<8> was like, well both machines have gigabit ethernet cards... so bought a crossover cable, dropped in a 10/100 in the gentoo box for wan ****
<8> win box rather
<8> hmm dont see my vid card in the device manager
<7> ubuntuforums.org will really help you too :P
<8> yeah reading there, seeing if anyone has issue of their graphics card not showing in the device manager :D
<7> yea i did. i just had to play with some x11/ config file and it worked great
<10> i wonder how quick theyll ban him from there :P
<8> ww, whats the command to configure xorg?
<7> PapaBear the text file? you sudo everything in ubuntu btw
<6> I call it: sudo vi /etc/X11/xorg.conf
<8> hmm its all there, right ident on the device, and resolutions
<8> but cant change it with the screen res utility?
<8> Identifier"S/M 955DF"
<8> hell even got my monitor
<2> linux will be ready for the desktop when that's not an amazing statement ;)
<6> Are the NVIDIA drivers from the site installed?
<6> rdm: agreed. I was shocked, in fact, when ubuntu 5.10 recognized my sound card out-of-box, and WinXP Home did not.
<2> *nod*
<8> ubuntu sees EVERYTHING properly out of the box, just... graphics card resolution issue
<6> That's fugly, papa. Every time I've installed [K]ubuntu on any machine, it's auto-detected everything including video, wireless...
<6> It even auto-shared my porn folder, which is really a boon. </joke>
<10> PapaBear> the resolution issue is a linux issue :)
<8> brb
<11> Hi, how to get the full url of the page except file? for example http://www.mydomain.com or http://www.mydomain.com/folder/
<2> should be in the $_SERVER array
<2> check that
<10> hmmm
<10> slackware or ubuntu oh the choices i must make
<12> yo Question here
<10> just ask
<12> function rand_fixed ($a, $b = $a ) {
<12> can i do this to define the value of $b as default?
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