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<0> weee
<0> slackware here i come
<0> PapaBear
<0> your my hero
<1> hm, sleepy
<2> care e din bucuresti si stie sa puna pagina de scam pe root prv me pls platesc
<1> yeah and that and that and some bananas too
<3> just what i always say
<4> hello
<5> http://www.funnyinside.com/***Diet.shtml taht one is soooo wrong
<1> LOL
<6> why did the joke have to be a black guy
<5> black dudes are suppose to have big shlongs
<6> lol..
<7> hiya!



<7> I am PHP!
<6> you are?
<1> yeah well, I am PHP5!
<1> so bend over
<7> what is PHP5?
<5> http://www.funnyinside.com/cockpiano.shtml LOL and one for the ladies
<7> i like those girls on the left of that page
<1> add a worksafe sticker please :P
<7> I cum at 100mph
<8> Tamama it had one
<8> Tamama the `cockpiano` = `not worksafe`
<1> well, ***diet was pretty worksafe
<5> well night
<5> http://www.***yandfunny.com/Mystery***yGirl.shtml OMG that chicks tan lines are HORRIBLE
<7> she's hot
<9> Does anyone here want to have some part-time PHP projects to work on?
<10> yes, but in about 2 weeks when I finish my actual projects :)
<1> heh
<11> morning
<1> morn dwork
<12> how do i make value of var instad of -13 to 13 ?
<11> $var=-$var;
<11> youre blonde or something ?
<3> $var = $var-($var*2)
<6> pieg, that would equal 0
<6> $var =- ($var * 2); would be correct
<1> Sean|: explain why it would be 0?
<6> subtracting the value of itself?
<1> =- , not -=
<1> its shorthand for v=0-v
<6> oh ****, a negative
<6> ok nevermind, heh. sorry, it's late
<6> 5 am, actually
<1> no prob, i was just really worried about how php might have done that differently here :P
<6> heh
<13> What about abs() ? :P
<6> morning dwork ;p
<13> Or good old *= -1
<13> Hi, Sean
<11> Sean|: are you stupid ?
<11> $var=-$var
<12> is there a way to set a session once user is click on a link?
<11> is correct
<6> i didnt see the operator correctly
<11> $var-=$var == 0
<11> ah
<11> k
<11> :)
<6> correct
<11> ah, sorry, i didnt what you typed later
<1> $var-=$var == 0 would be evalurated as $var-=($var == 0)
<11> didnt read*
<3> 3*$var+5 =- ($var * 2)-5/3
<1> *evaluated even
<7> how about $var = ($var^2)^0.5
<3> 3*$var+5 =- ($var * 2)-5/3*pi(2)
<6> just make it as complicated as possible
<1> irzyxel: cana you asign to a non-variable?
<3> who cares



<1> left hand value and all that he
<1> heh
<6> 3*$var+5 =- ($var * 2)-5/3*pi(2)
<6> [04:46] <6> just make it as complicated as
<6> ****
<6> 3*$var+5 =- ($var * 2)-5/3*pi(2)
<6> [04:46] <6> just make it as complicated as
<6> nope
<6> <~
<6> nice
<3> latin default layout ;)
<6> bedtime
<6> haha
<1> what character is that.. i see japanese -u-
<6> lol
<3> ^2 and ^3
<6> its a exponential 3
<1> right that helps :P
<6> ya
<13> I just see little stars... odd
<6> little 3
<6> ^3
<6> ugh
<12> is there a way to set a session once user is click on a link?
<6> you felons are atrocious
<1> dwork: that means it knocked your client out cold ;)
<6> later guys
<3> Angelina__: you start the session at the begging on a page, no matter what
<1> getting me some food.. bbiab
<12> umm
<12> how do i send post vars without submit?
<11> you cant
<11> would you read mfm ?
<3> ajax ? heh
<3> or get vars with a click
<11> ajax ?
<3> atleast ajax feels like there was no submit
<3> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AJAX
<11> irzyxel: just SESSIONS
<11> session is enough
<7> Hi all, I'm writing a new song about you nerds and would like some feedback on the lyrics which are as follows: Let's get digital, digital, Everyone get Digital, Digital's the way to go. Let me hear your body rock, your body rock; Let me hear your body rock, let's get into digital!
<13> Spare us, please.
<13> Do whatever you want, but just try not to tell anyone here.
<3> i hate nerds
<13> No wonder...
<7> I love you nerds
<3> im a geek
<3> lamer -> dork -> nerd -> geek
<13> I hate all labels equally myself.
<7> I'm a sports jock
<3> people tend you call you "computer freak" if your into anything computers
<3> here that is
<7> especially the hot girls, right irzyxel?
<3> no, the old ladies mostly
<14> irzyxel how about the paraplegics?
<3> dont know
<3> the only one i had as a customer was a bitch
<15> hi
<15> how can I send mail from php using pop3?
<12> what is the syntax for that? $num=33 , $_REQUEST['card$num']
<12> its just not workin..
<13> Angelina, go to www.php.net/manual/en and read the basics.
<13> Thoroughly.
<13> Paying attention
<16> suuup
<10> Sadkid: http://ro.php.net/imap
<16> You're all just jealous of my CSS mastery.
<1> it made us quiet
<16> No it made you gag for it.
<1> nuh huh
<16> "This page has an unspecified potential securty flaw. Do you want to continue?
<16> "
<16> Gotta love IE


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