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<0> but the dudes there run php as cgi and told me they do not support temp uploaded files
<0> so the scriprt wont work
<1> well, i'd say that settles it then.
<0> vzooing
<0> what do u mean "that settles it"
<1> julious_dean: i mean you want to do something that your budget, super cheap, bottom of the barrel host doesn't support.
<1> so, what do you want us to do?
<0> this is a clients account not mine
<1> ...and?
<0> it not a fixable situation isnt it?
<1> tell your client to get a host that supports what they want to do
<0> i did
<0> hehe
<1> julious_dean: budget hosting providers have a _lot_ of limitations on their accounts
<0> i know i am just trying not to lose the client
<1> they don't want people uploading crap to their servers through your script for $4.95 a month



<0> anywayz thnx ppl
<1> julious_dean: well, what is it you want to accomplish exactly?
<0> i ll let them know
<1> just be able to upload files?
<0> it s a photo digital lab system where users can upload images to be printed
<2> hey
<1> yo, vard
<3> wb Hajuu
<4> :D
<4> I need some fresh air
<4> too much solvent in this room
<2> hey rdw
<2> bored
<3> Hajuu20 for crying out loud open a window and put on some deodorant! :D
<5> rdw, hah
<6> hmmm im trying to find a function to return the current script, cant seem to find on in $_SERVER, i keep getting its folder aswell, i dont want to use explode as this will be moved eventually...
<5> $_SERVER['PHP_SELF']
<5> or __FILE__
<6> no, both of those return the folder
<5> ?
<5> wtf
<6> i just want to return index.php for example
<5> you just want the script name?
<5> oh
<5> well, here's the thing
<5> the script name will always be the last element of that PHP_SELF
<6> so ill have to regex it? i thought there would be a better way...
<4> basename ?
<5> so $self = explode("/",$_SERVER['PHP_SELF
<5> ']
<6> hmmm Hajuu20 ?
<5> $script = $self[count($self)+1]
<6> point dravine
<6> good logic
<6> :)
<4> count + 1?
<5> I think hajuu's suggestion will work better
<5> yeah
<4> That will give a non existant key?
<5> because arrays are 0 based
<5> and count returns 1 2 3 etc
<4> ah yeah
<4> heh
<5> that one's a n00b slayer
<4> Exnoobular.
<4> Sword of teh noobly.
<5> haha
<6> bah wtf its not returning anything
<6> ah
<6> you need count -1 drav ;)
<4> hahah
<6> pwned!
<6> as if there are three elements element three will be [2]
<4> Makes sense.
<4> ****.
<4> Put something in the oven
<4> forgot to turn it on
<5> haha
<5> my bad
<5> only been up about 20 mintues hehe



<6> :)
<5> ooh
<5> it's friday
<5> w00t
<4> Ok so.. If, in about 20 minutes, I add solution A to solution B.. And it doesnt turn black.. ive wasted my time. lol
<5> wtf
<5> what are you making?
<4> um
<4> not drugs..
<5> yeah, right...
<4> :P
<7> Halo
<4> swear to god.. in this tool song they say "Fear me like the pikachu"
<5> haha
<5> sound about par for the course
<4> I hope you werent just dissin tool
<4> or you might find yourself scalped.
<5> no
<5> not at all
<5> just, that dude writes some out there lyrics
<4> lol
<4> Ok then..
<5> I might expect to hear something like that in a system of the down song too
<5> but if it was system, you probably wouldn't be able to understand it anyway
<4> haha yeah
<2> ahoy
<4> ditto o_0
<4> Ok wish me luck.. cause if it doesnt work.. vardhan looses his balls.
<5> Fanout is a simple utility that does a simple but useful thing: it connects to any number of machines via SSH and executes the same command on all of them. It's as simple as fanout "machine1 machine2 machine3" "command".
<8> if all your logins/p***words are the same on all machines, i would ***ume.
<5> yeah
<5> http://www.stearns.org/fanout/README.html
<9> Not necessarily the same p***words... you could use private key auth. If that thing supports it, that is.
<5> man I'm in pain today
<5> ****s
<5> oh you sneaky bastard
<10> niah niah niah
<11> sup dravine ?
<5> not a lot
<5> contact form hackery
<5> bout it
<5> and pain
<5> lots of pain today
<5> or some reason
<3> ooh, good question before i get further: in php4, is posting the session id in the address bar still necessary?
<5> for some reason anyway
<3> dravine no fieldsets, legends and labels to take care of you?
<11> what did they do ?
<3> pieg you talking to me?
<5> no, no fieldsets and legends
<5> this app is to l337 for that
<11> it was fat thursday yesterday in poland (everybody eat donuts) and because my parects got a bakery, and im theirs son, and they needed help, i was baking 16k of donuts form 2am to 4pm
<5> I've got torn cartilage in my shoulders, and I slept on one funny last night
<3> mmmm. donuts. mmm. poland
<5> not it hurts like a mother ****er
<11> which was SO ****ING COOL
<5> er now it hurts
<11> everything just hurts me
<3> dravine methylated plaster strips nowhere near ya?
<3> even doughnuts, pieg?
<5> no good
<5> it's a deep injury
<11> dohat ?
<5> and an old one at that
<4> Ok so results are.. inconclusive
<3> have it checked then..
<5> Hajuu20, face it, you've got the aids
<5> told you not to **** those homeless bitches
<5> nasty ****
<4> well everyone has aids son.
<4> :P


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