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<0> What else is there to do at 9:30 on a Sunday night?
<1> go drinking?
<1> that's always an option
<0> bowling alone is less humiliating than drinking alone
<1> Well don't go alone
<1> Never ever go alone
<1> That's just weird
<0> haha
<2> lol
<3> if I wanted to measure a start time would I do $start = now(); or $start = 'now()'; ??
<1> none
<3> ??
<1> http://ca.php.net/time
<3> why cant I use now() instead of time()?
<3> using mySQL



<4> ?
<1> you can use now() in a mysql query
<4> you czan..
<1> time is a php function
<3> yeah I just realized that
<3> thank
<3> s
<3> I am trying to take the start and end time of a user reading a page
<1> good luck
<3> using $startTime = time(); and body onClose="endTime()"
<3> yeah I know it isnt perfect
<3> it's a proxy
<3> can you mix PHP mysql commands in a javascript function definition?
<5> mmm hey Katerina`
<3> ?
<5> nothin
<5> are you still working on that
<5> the user reading the page thing
<5> dang
<1> do it in AJAX
<5> yeah that's what rdw suggested Katerina`
<3> yes I am
<3> isnt AJAX simply javascript with PHP?
<1> well it's used to clean sinks
<3> not funny
<1> Think I'm joking?
<1> did you see any <joke> tags around it?
<5> pit... everyone here knows your a joke
<3> seriously, how would I do it in AJAX?
<5> ;)
<1> it's you're you ****en clown
<1> Katerina`: check google
<1> I'm sure he knows
<6> gooogle (Y)
<3> does anyone even know if is doable with AJAX?
<7> http://pastebin.com/518635 <--AJAX in the most simple form as possible
<3> PapaBear, that script loads test.php without refreshing right?
<3> I am trying to INSERT the time that browser was closed into a mySQL table
<3> do you know how to do that?
<8> on a windows system
<1> Katerina`: yes it's doable with AJAX
<8> which executable is the cli
<3> Sean you mean making a windows .exe?
<8> no
<3> Katerina, have you done it before?
<8> i want to use the packaged php cli
<8> for windows
<8> it used to be called php-cli.exe
<8> now it is not
<9> what is wrong with this statment "select * from items where status is not 5 order by ent_date asc"
<9> or can "is not" only be used with null?
<7> status <> 5
<1> PapaBear go back to your movie
<1> =P
<6> hmm
<3> is this legal?
<3> http.open('GET', 'inc/savetime.php?closeTime=getTime()', true);
<6> nope its illegal and ill have to report you



<1> Katerina`: no that won't work
<1> invalid url
<3> then how about:
<3> var closeTime = getTime();
<3> and then:
<3> http.open('GET', 'inc/savetime.php?closeTime=$closeTime', true);
<3> ?
<1> you know javascript and php have nothing to do with eachother
<1> right?
<1> with that said I'll go sleep()
<10> Question: can I determine a file size with php before it is uploaded via a form ? or only after ? What if the file is too big to fit on my server ... how do I determine that ?
<6> only after i think
<10> :-(
<6> thats really how most work if not all
<10> thanks
<6> yep
<6> u can just set a timeout as well
<6> so if it takes more then 30 minutes it can ***ume its too big
<6> or if it is uploaded in that time and too big straight to be deleted :)
<10> well anyone on a T3 won't need 30 mins :-p
<6> dialup users
<6> or people will slow upload
<10> not many of them around these days :-)
<6> i know quite a few
<6> but u can set it lower :P
<6> maybe 5 minutes
<10> ok - what if it's an image - I know I can resize the image ... but what if it's a 4MB image ? How then do I resize it ?
<10> currently I've got this type of thing happening:
<10> $img_src=imagecreatefromgif($orig_img);
<10> imagefill($img_dst,0,0,imagecolorallocate($img_dst,255,255,255));
<10> imagecopyresampled($img_dst, $img_src, 0, 0, 0, 0, $dest_width, $dest_height, $wd, $ht);
<10> etc
<6> theres function called GDI but its something youd have to read up on
<10> it's what I'm using ... but 1.2MB files seem to bewilder me :-(
<10> imagecreatefromjpeg is the one I'm using for jpg files ...
<10> but it can't seem to create from 1.2 MB jpg's
<8> yeap
<10> yeap ? :-p
<11> muahahahaha!!! RSS feed support successfully added to linkleaf.com
<11> i can sleep now
<8> soooooooooo yeah
<8> www.linkleaf.com
<8> what is this bs
<8> examancer
<8> Fatal error: Cannot instantiate non-existent cl***: link in /home/examanc/public_html/linkleaf/core.php on line 637
<6> lol
<8> ;\
<6> hax hax hax
<8> he must be in the zone
<12> hi
<8> hi
<12> why it not work ? <?if($visi_photo==1) { echo "40%" }; and if($visi_match==1) { echo "60%" }; and if($visi_vip==1) { echo "100%" }; ?>
<8> i dunno, why?
<6> does it give an error?
<12> Parse error: parse error, unexpected '}', expecting ',' or ';' in /var/www/www.clubreseau.com/staging/my_profil.php on line 104
<8> uh well
<8> AND isn't correct syntax
<8> and its all ****ed up
<12> ?
<8> AND?
<8> AND IF?
<12> else if ?
<8> elseif
<13> wraaaaaaah
<14> looool
<13> e?
<14> welcome pieg
<14> i loved that japan ping pong:P
<8> ?
<8> pieg pong
<14> lol


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