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<0> i can only count to 3
<1> and I didn't set it
<2> ty Flibble :D
<2> oh.. *shrug*, how much access do i need to unban myself?
<1> np
<1> as high as the person who banned you
<3> vardhan: if you get banned through X by a higher ranking person, your x access gets suspended
<2> nm
<2> rdw: not if you're not logged in ;)
<2> if you get banned, and you login and unban yourself, and he bans you again, THEN you won't be able to unban yourself
<3> vardhan: ok...
<2> but if you login, unban yourself, and logout and he bans you again, it doesn't count.. you can still log back in and unban yourself
<2> i've messed around with it :P
<4> noice
<3> i think we're beating a dead horse at this point
<4> the ban unban game
<2> lol
<3> alia is hardly around anymore so i haven't been banned from #php in a while
<2> LOL
<2> you abuse alia a lot?
<3> no, i just call her on her bull**** all the time
<2> call her on her bull****?
<3> like one time we were talking about servers with 10mbit unmetered access. she immediately bragged how her servers in Norway are 1GB unmetered access to the net
<3> i told her it was bull****, so she got pissed and banned me
<2> lol
<3> mostly because everyone else horselaughed her too
<2> heh
<1> best I have is 100Mbit unmetred... but they aren't dedicated ports
<3> the entire country of .no doesn't have 1gb access to the internet
<5> lets get alia a tshirt that says "Feed this poon to prevent random banning" with a downpointing arrow :D
<3> DarkFlib: she's more of a 1-upper than you are :P
<2> lol
<3> lol
<2> heh, topper
<6> did I say 100Mbit... I meant 100Gbit
<6> :P
<3> hahaha
<2> lol
<4> I'd like to comment.. but I've seen where conversations go like this...
<4> lol
<2> shiz
<6> whatcha laughing at me for? I'll hack into some nuclear weapons silos and blow you up...
<6> :P
<3> vardhan: she also used to get pissed because I wouldn't code for her for free
<2> lol
<2> i used to code for her
<2> 'cause she's my host
<2> had to pay her back :p
<3> 95% of the other people in this channel would write scripts for free for her in hopes of seeing a random naked pic of someone she googled and said it was her
<7> hahahah
<2> ..
<2> I BELONG WITH THE OTHER 5%
<3> but i digress...
<0> i did css for the ungreatfull cow
<2> i made her a pretty big script
<2> a graph script with GD
<2> like 100-200 lines
<2> 'but 'twas fun though..
<3> you tool
<2> lol
<3> should have put a l33t backdoor script into i
<3> t
<2> she gives me hosting .. ;\
<3> ahh
<3> yeah, hosting on 1gb servers is nice
<2> oh yeah
<2> LOL
<2> omg, when i was 13, i used to be so evil
<2> just before i started PHP, before i started going to #phphelp
<8> so? I sell hosting/services to many people in here and #phphelp and you don't see me begging for scripts
<2> i ****ed up this girl pretty bad
<4> yah but a .no would mean the backdoor would probably take forever to access
<3> dARKfLIB: hehe, she doesn't know php or linux worth a ****
<2> so i used go to this server called mediadriven
<3> like, not even basics
<8> maybe I'm just good at hiding my stupidity
<2> it was like my first server.. that's where i first went to IRC
<2> lots of friends there
<4> be like ****... taken forever to reformat the commodore's hard drives...
<2> but its down now
<2> anyways, i knew this one girl
<2> this one time
<4> just one?
<4> wow...
<2> **** you
<2> i knew 2 more
<2> but anyways
<4> lol jk
<8> yeah... he's experienced in the ways of the world....
<2> she was like
<8> :P
<2> "wanna go out"
<4> moreso then alot of irc people
<2> before she was at my same age, and gave me this pic of this really hot girl
<2> im like, sure
<3> vardhan: this story better get real interesting quickly or you better stop using the "enter" key so much
<4> did u rail her?
<2> because i thought this was just a role-playing game thing
<4> ahh doctor?
<2> so after that line, she was like
<4> touch me touch me
<2> "will you help me make a progress bar"
<4> lmao
<4> did u?
<2> this was way back in the mirc scripting days
<2> yup
<4> and no action?
<4> what a b*tch
<2> right when she said that, i knew she was just using me
<2> no, im the bitch
<4> lol
<2> because later on, i made her a script
<4> I fixed computers to get laid
<2> i wanted to screw her over
<2> so i made her a pretty big script she was trying to make
<2> had a little backdoor
<4> even one chicks dad was ok me boffin his daughter (and she was a screamer) underneath his room because I could clean spyware
<2> /ms is memoserv..
<2> so i replaced the /ms alias.. :P
<2> got her p***
<2> changed it
<2> sent some spam to a few people she knew and cussed at them
<4> should've gotten a trojan on her home system
<4> and trapped all her p***es
<2> 4 days later, she got her friends to kban me from all the channels i go to
<2> ;) 'twas fun
<7> here's how you get her back
<7> fill out a change of address at the post office
<4> I would've let it stew for a few months then went and used a proxie to login to her home machine and take pictures from her webcam
<7> two days later, call and cancel all her utilities
<1> fill a paper bag with dog **** and set fire to it on her door step
<4> lol
<7> send her mail to the carribean
<7> around income tax return time
<1> lol... thats nasty
<7> take 6 months to figure out what the **** happened
<7> and a lot of people have plans for their return money
<7> it's t3h uber pwnage
<3> dravine: i'm switching from Kubuntu to Ubuntu
<7> oh?
<3> i'm d/l now
<2> ew, kubuntu?
<7> any particular reason?
<1> best hack I ever did was plastering a linksys wrt54gs into the wall of a guys house a few days before he moved in...
<2> lol DarkFlib
<3> dravine: never used gnome very much, so i thought I'd give it a shot
<2> rdw; you can have KDE on Ubuntu
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