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<kaneda_> ****
<dravine> JC^Omega, oj+vodka+peachtree
<dravine> == fuzzy navel
<irzyxel> PapaBear !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Ophiocus> dude i got like a gazillion unkown tcp packets past my connection
<JC^Omega> yeah I figured dravine
<JC^Omega> PB?
<JC^Omega> where
<Nickname__> Anyone knows about a good tutorial for Radio Buttons management with PHP
<Nickname__> ?
<dravine> idiot
<kaneda_> Nickname__ : I call it GOOGLE>
<kaneda_> phpbb plz?
<kaneda_> how i h4x?
<Lame_nick> PHPBB PLZ
<Tamahome_> ooooo... only one more NTP patent to be discarded and then RIM is in the clear
<dravine> I love when companies patent non innovative ****
<dravine> like NTP
<kaneda_> Or Microsoft?
<kaneda_> Or eBay?
<kaneda_> or Amazon?
<dravine> all of the above
<JC^Omega> or *** kitten training camp
<|pit> that's why patents are there
<JC^Omega> welp.... I want ***
<M0tH3r[x]> why do you not come standard with GRUB
<JC^Omega> cause lilo is better?
<JC^Omega> I use grub actually
<kaneda_> GRUB is el pimp. LILO is...well, older. And ****ier.
<dravine> boot loaders are for bitches
<dravine> I hit my box with a little static and manually flip bits in the bois niggas
<dravine> betta axe like you know!
<kaneda_> ...so, dravine, those fuzzy navels just hit, right?
<dravine> no
<dravine> haven't made them eyt
<dravine> yet
<kaneda_> why the hell not?!
<dravine> working
<kaneda_> ...so?
<dravine> all my alcohol is at home
<kaneda_> Ahh
<kaneda_> You should remedy that with a small flask
<dravine> got two at home hehe
<kaneda_> nice!
<dravine> they're handy
<dravine> movie theater
<kaneda_> I'll bet.
<kaneda_> Suddenly the movie doesn't ****
<dravine> still ****s
<dravine> but you suddenly don't care
<kaneda_> six of one...
<Chip> hi all.
<Chip> where from I can get a list with methods of removing index.php from links ?
<kaneda_> I like it when they're domains have 'newbie' helpfully inside.
<Chip> I tried google but failed
<dravine> ...
<kaneda_> I can see why.
<Chip> I need smth http://mysyte.org?display_news instead http://mysyte.org/index.php?display_news
<dravine> mod_rewrite
<Chip> I'm afraid that's disabled by hosting :(
<Chip> in fact not enabled.
<dravine> gay++
<irzyxel> right, who needs a / to delimited the host name
<irzyxel> **** THE INTERNET !!!
<kaneda_> hack the planet?
<dravine> huh?
<dravine> captain planet?
<Tamahome_> BY OUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN ***HAT!
<kaneda_> By your .rotards combined, I am...
<PapaBear> tamahome_, stop touching yourself so much at night
<kaneda_> So during the day would be better?
<gemini-> hello, is there a function to convert a string containing a date/time to unix timestamp?? Fx.: 2006.02.23 10:00:00 ---> 1140649200
<dravine> yeah
<dravine> strtotime
<dravine> by your implode('',$powers); I am captain fubar!
<gemini-> thanks
<dravine> wh3rd
<JC^Omega> I imploded your mom the other day dravine
<JC^Omega> ::sigh:: sorry I couldn't help it
<dravine> it's all good
<dravine> I broke into your house, stole some paper, envelopes, and comet, and mailed an anthrax threat to **** cheney from your mail box
<JC^Omega> sweet
<dravine> some nice gentlemen from the NSA should be visiting you soon
<JC^Omega> you know you could have just given him a shotgun, eventually he would have shot himself
<dravine> they'll probably wonder how you got that picture of cheney *******ing a midget
<dravine> if you're slick, that picture can be your out
<Lame_nick> what's wrong with that? :(
<dravine> just tell them that if you don't contact a particular person every 24 hours, that photo will be circulated amongst the national media outlets
<PapaBear> heir benchmarks aren't particularly surprising, and they lack the most important benchmark: Frames Per Second during Molten Core Combat (or as it is more commonly referred to since I made it up 5 seconds ago, the FPSDMCCMark,
<PapaBear> lol
<JC^Omega> PB!
<dravine> J!
<dravine> B
<dravine> DOUBLE E
<dravine> DOUBLE R
<dravine> U
<dravine> N
<dravine> BEER RUN!
<JC^Omega> jbeerun you moron
<dravine> no
<dravine> the j was to go with the PB
<JC^Omega> ah
<Tamahome_> pb&j beer run?
<Tamahome_> you folks are wierd :P
<dravine> gotta have a snack before a beer run
<JC^Omega> mmm
<dravine> so you p*** the breathalizer on the way home
<JC^Omega> peanut butter pancakes and syrup are good
<JC^Omega> aparently that won't help dravine
<dravine> peanut butter honey and bannana sandwiches are the bomb
<Tamahome_> blech, bananas
<JC^Omega> they did a mythbusters with mouth wash
<dravine> JC^Omega, no it doesn't help, but it ****s to be in the drunk tank with the munchies
<PapaBear> lol beer run song, cl***ic
<JC^Omega> and something
<JC^Omega> lol dravine
<dravine> I am Ğr0v!n3
<dravine> from whence you came R0x0rzplzomg !>!
<R0x0rzplzomg> ihere to hax0r j00
<dravine> l447!
<dravine> nigga plz
<M0tH3r[x]> I R TEH HAXEUR
<dravine> j00r n0 m4tch 4 my h4x3ry!
<dravine> jus throw your hands in the ayer
<dravine> \0/
<dravine> and wave like you just don't cayer
<|pit> omg
<dravine> \0\
<dravine> /0/
<|pit> way too much time on your hands
<|pit> lol
<Lame_nick> let's take a "heil Hitler"
<Lame_nick> \o>
<dravine> if you wanna get crunk lemme show you the way
<dravine> everyebody say, oh yayer!
<dravine> /-\ |V| |= |\|
<R0x0rzplzomg> ho wow i didint know vm s would generate their own ip ,. schewll
<PapaBear> hmm can you get solaris 10 free?
<dravine> PB yeah
<dravine> think so
<PapaBear> digging around on their site but cant find the downlaod
<PapaBear> heh found it finaly, have to register :/
<PapaBear> ok, finished their little survey thingy, now i get a white screen
<|pit> hahah php.net is ****ed
<|pit> hahaha
<dravine> ?
<dravine> how so?
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