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<_PhAnTaSm> Its just lame is all.
<_PhAnTaSm> I hope the band sues them.
<pieg> and the astronauts
<_PhAnTaSm> haha
<madbovine> and the apple
<pieg> so Isaac Newton too.....
<pieg> anyway, im off to sleep
<pieg> its bit late
<_PhAnTaSm> Welp off to clean up my computer room and re-run all my messy wires.
<_PhAnTaSm> Later pieg.
<pieg> good luck _PhAnTaSm
<dROvine> nigh dravine:>
<Sean|> boxing tonight
<Moose> how difficult is p***word management with php? signing onto secure sites and such ?
<csharping> how do you include a file that is at a folder 1 level below
<csharping> ?
<csharping> cute girl in distress here
<X-Treme-> include('../filename');
<Weapon> come on guys, give me that google link
<Weapon> it's a google video
<|pit> Moose: check out CURL
<Weapon> can't find it directly on http://video.google.com/
<|pit> if that's what you really mean to do
<Moose> i don't want to transfer whole files
<csharping> I am creating a file 2 levels below that include_once a file 1 level below it. what should I put in the file I am creating
<csharping> ./folder/file ???
<csharping> I tried everything and nothing works
<X-Treme-> csharping: the relative path to the files from the folder you are including from :P
<|pit> Moose: it's not meant for transfering files
<|pit> you can send post data
<Moose> hmm
<csharping> I have a file that includes another file... when I include this file in my current page ti file it includes does not show up
<csharping> instead I get a warning
<dirtyrat> can you join variables up in php... eg: $count = 1; $var_$count1 = "foo" //this would then create a variable now named $var_1
<_PhAnTaSm> dirtyrat, www.php.net/variable.variables
<X-Treme-> dirtyrat, quick answer-> no
<_PhAnTaSm> Woops got that reversed. www.php.net/variables.variable
<X-Treme-> :-)
<_PhAnTaSm> Sure you can X-Treme-.
<X-Treme-> create 'dynamic' variable names ?
<_PhAnTaSm> Sure.
<_PhAnTaSm> You can create dynamic functions too, how crazy.
<X-Treme-> hm, my mistake then, i've never seen that before in any other language. I apologize
<_PhAnTaSm> OOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO VooDoo
<_PhAnTaSm> Its in nearly every language.
<_PhAnTaSm> Try reading the manual sometime, its quite enlightening.
<X-Treme-> do you know of any other languages =
<freed_> anyone know the name of the dos app that will compair 2 files and tell you the differances?
<_PhAnTaSm> freed_, csdiff.exe and its shareware.
<freed_> thanx
<_PhAnTaSm> X-Treme- Lets see, PERL, C++, VB, JavaScript, Java, I can probally name 200 more.
<_PhAnTaSm> Qbasic probally even has that ability.
<_PhAnTaSm> Hell word macros can do it.
<X-Treme-> I highly doubt we are talking about the same thing now. But lets just leave it with that ;P
<_PhAnTaSm> What do you think your talking about?
<_PhAnTaSm> Lets leave it at the fact that you don't know how to program and shouldt be giving advice on subjects you know nothing about.
<dravine> eh?
<dravine> this looks good
<X-Treme-> hehe. ok whatever you say :)
<dravine> hrm
<dravine> whatever I say?
<X-Treme-> no not you
<X-Treme-> but sure, whatever you say too ;)
<SJr|Tecra> I love midgets
<dravine> me too
<_PhAnTaSm> mmmmmmmmmm midgets
<_PhAnTaSm> I trust them.
<SJr|Tecra> There like half people
<_PhAnTaSm> Becuse I trust people about as far as I can throw them.
<SJr|Tecra> I keep them in a cage
<SJr|Tecra> midgets say the darndest things
<dravine> hahaha
<dravine> like "what's that smell"
<dravine> when in a crowded elevator
<_PhAnTaSm> hah
<SJr|Tecra> being a midgets got to ****
<_PhAnTaSm> Always running into people junk?
<SJr|Tecra> But screwing a midget is awesome
<dravine> the smell of crotch in the morning
<_PhAnTaSm> people+s
<SJr|Tecra> its like legal pedofelia.
<dravine> I read this **** the other day about how bad for your ears the in ear headphones are
<dravine> so I went and got some $20 sony monitor headphones
<dravine> man they sound so great
<dravine> big drivers do a great job reproducing b***
<Ophiocus> yeah the thing with the in ears is that they dont let the air in the ear flow,. the vibration is extenuating for the timpany cause its got nowhere to move but still does,. which micro fractues it
<Ophiocus> the high power vibration also can damage the cocklea affecting your sense of balance
<Ophiocus> i should know i ve been under the scalpel three times and have a coleesteotoma in my left ear
<Eldritch> flee it is I
<|pit> mofos
<|pit> mmm midget porn
<Eldritch> midgets lets face it you just want kiddy porn
<|pit> hey nothing wrong with kids
<_PhAnTaSm> I've gotta get a new set of headphones these are falling off my ears.
<Eldritch> kids? no thats beasteality
<Eldritch> or bigger ears perhaps
<firewatcher> ok, i know i should be in an html channel for this but i couldnt find one with many people.... um, is there anyway to send post data without a submit button? like just a link?
<_PhAnTaSm> firewatcher, JavaScript with a Form.
<firewatcher> thanks
<Eldritch> curl
<_PhAnTaSm> This is a pretty impressive implementation of Amazon's ECS. http://movies.go.com/marketplace/
<_PhAnTaSm> I'm going to try to pull somthing like that off this week.
<|pit> selling what tasm?
<_PhAnTaSm> We're thinking bout getting rid of our webstore and using amazon ECS
<_PhAnTaSm> We only sell about 8 products, all of which are in amazon already.
<|pit> what products?
<_PhAnTaSm> It'll cut into our profits, but if we can sell additional stuff, it'll be worth it.
<_PhAnTaSm> Mainly books.
<_PhAnTaSm> We're a small publisher.
<sigchld> ECS ?
<|pit> oh ya tasm
<_PhAnTaSm> Amazon E-Commerce Service (ECS) exposes Amazon's product data and e-commerce functionality. This allows developers, web site owners and merchants to leverage the data and functionality that Amazon uses to power its own e-commerce business.
<Eldritch> who _PhAnTaSm? have two publisehrs and two bookshops for clients
<_PhAnTaSm> Basically you can sell all of amazons **** on your site.
<_PhAnTaSm> Fully branded.
<|pit> What's the charge for it tasm?
<_PhAnTaSm> |pit no charge.
<_PhAnTaSm> Just your programming time.
<|pit> Oh right
<_PhAnTaSm> They pay out 7% to 10% depending on how much junk you sell.
<|pit> oh that's not much then
<_PhAnTaSm> Ya its not huge, but its probally worth experimenting.
<|pit> What's the profit on a real webcart?
<_PhAnTaSm> It depends on the product.
<_PhAnTaSm> Electronics tend to get marked up 20-50%
<_PhAnTaSm> Books 80-90%
<|pit> Yea
<sigchld> is that 'e-commerce system' thingy
<|pit> Depends how much work you want to put in it
<|pit> 10% is not much by my taste
<_PhAnTaSm> We get bout 20k people a month to our webstore.
<_PhAnTaSm> I'm hoping that if they see more **** they can buy, they will.
<_PhAnTaSm> At the very least I'll force everyone in our company to shop through our own store ;)
<|pit> Yea I guess
<|pit> 20k people is alot =)
<_PhAnTaSm> Ya, we dont make anywhere close to 20k orders a month, maybe 200 a month.
<_PhAnTaSm> I'm hoping its because we dont have enough to offer them.
<Twyce_Dailey> DWism hey u there man?
<Twyce_Dailey> i have a killer idea for you man...
<Twyce_Dailey> you'll love this ****
<DWism> whadup?
<Weapon> y0
<sigchld> |pit: what do mean by this? ---> [10:46] <|pit> What's the profit on a real webcart?
<|pit> i mean considering charges to process the payment
<|pit> and the shipping
<|pit> and the marketing and all
<|pit> I bet it's like 70% or less
<sigchld> oh ok :)
<_PhAnTaSm> It really depends on the product.
<|pit> yes i know
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