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<0> rad.io
<1> or .ro
<1> NAH
<0> del.icio.us
<2> umm
<2> no .me in the country list
<3> there is no .me in the iso listing
<4> ma*
<4> !country ma
<5> I don't think its a tld
<4> typo hehe
<2> http://www.iana.org/cctld/cctld-whois.htm#m
<4> morocco
<4> they all banned too?
<4> and not *.in ?
<4> :p
<4> .np Nepal <-- cool
<1> a lot of compromized computers from .ma
<1> open proxies
<3> http://www.bcpl.net/~j1m5path/isocodes.html
<6> hi all
<7> dudes, can anyone clear up some confusion about interfaces?
<6> i'm looking for some kind of tool to analise php source, that could give me some information about the code's requirements (php modules, if a db is used, etc.), anyone knows something like this?
<7> um, nevermind
<8> Access denied for user 'ODBC'@'localhost' <---how do i resolve this? odbc is used by the system, right? or do i have to provide the right p*** for root?
<9> Where can I find a free open source sound? I just need a bell or something.
<0> flashkit
<9> flashkit?
<0> .com
<9> thank you
<0> np voice me
<10> why?
<10> what's the point of +v when the channel is unmoderated?
<9> =P
<0> :o
<11> makes some peoplre feel special
<10> meh
<0> lol
<11> i prefer feeling up your mom, but thats just me
<9> sup Eldritch
<11> ouuu im super special :-)
<0> :P
<11> weres a rotard to ban? i got the power i want to use it :-)
<9> hang around they come in at night =P
<11> but but but i wan abn some one now mommy!
<12> dravine seen this http://www.gizmag.com/go/5151/ ?
<0> <^Zeus^Cool^> hi, http://mydomain.ro works, http://www.mydomain.ro doesn't work
<12> Saw it while in Hawaii last year. It was weird to watch. Had no idea what it was.
<10> rad
<12> It was during War Game Week in and around Perl harbor.
<10> I want one
<11> is that near php harbor?
<12> Accually, other side of the island.
<12> They dont like to get too close.
<13> Twyce_Dailey!
<13> :P
<14> I've compiled PHP 5.1.2 with the MySQL extension, using MySQL 5 libraries.
<14> Now, I've found that I need to downgrade MySQL to 3.23 because this app ****s balls. Is it possible to recompile PHP so it uses 5 for some sites, and 3.23 for others?
<2> umm
<14> ywh
<14> ...yeah.
<2> what has 3.23 that 5 doesnt ?
<14> Two things. 'condition' is a reserved keyword in 5, and also 3.23 seems to accept the LIMIT 0, -1 statments that this idiot strung all throughout the code.
<14> 5 (rightly) doesn't accept that. The 'condition' thing ****s, but I'm not about to go through 200 files to find each instance of 'condition' in an SQL query, and quote it out.
<15> kaneda: what aboout `condition`
<14> It's a reserved word in MySQL 5
<14> Not reserved in MySQL versions < 5
<14> I can quote it out in SQL statements to get it to work, but that's a lot of ****ty manual changes, and that's not the only problem. The LIMIT 0, -1 thing is the real problem.
<14> People that code **** like this should be punched twice in the kidneys. Once for bad programming, a second time because it's ****ing fun.
<14> I want to code new apps with MySQL 5, but need 3.23 for this ****. ...somehow I don't think it's possible to link PHP to two different versions of MySQL though
<10> o_O
<14> ?
<14> l'sigh.
<16> kaneda: heh
<17> PHP is not linked with mysql. the mysql client is, and that one will connect anywhere you tell it to
<18> it will connect to your sack if you want
<19> shouldn't you now index his sack?
<18> i indexed mine a minute ago
<19> thats what i'm talking about
<14> Okay, that all may be true, but I can't link PHP to two different mysql client libs at the same time.
<14> Or to Sean's nutsack, although I'm gonna write a patch for that one
<18> yeah
<18> i have some .deb's if you want them
<10> write the patch in lisp
<14> For the sack-patch?
<10> indexing Sean|'s nutsack will take forever if you don't
<10> it's a petabyte of data
<10> per nut
<14> dpkg -i sean_sack.deb
<15> penta
<15> :P
<14> Kernel Panic
<18> lol
<14> Well, there goes _that_ server
<10> told ya
<10> only google can index seans sack
<14> Oh, if only I'd written my patches in Common LISP!
<10> they have googleSack out in beta
<10> you can do a 3d flyby of the genital warts
<16> ewwwwwwwwww
<14> They've had GoogleSACK in beta for years. It's what, SACK rc 5452134945 now?
<14> ...hot damn
<14> I want a 3d representation of my individual sperm.
<14> I need a status update on the guys
<10> what? all 3 of them?
<16> hahahahahahah
<14> 3 x 10^9 ?
<10> oops, those were mine
<10> spit that out would you
<14> I was planning.
<14> Otherwise it's extra, and I know you ain't got the cash
<10> you're the only h0e that gives cashback on blowjobs
<10> the visa of the hooker universe
<14> Hey, we call that "differentiation."
<10> even get frequent felatio miles
<14> That's a unique service we offer.
<10> It pays to Kaneda, the whore that pays you back
<14> Someone go register that domain
<18> which domain
<14> THe one I just made the **** up for my fictional whoring service.
<14> I didn't actually transmit it to the channel though. So get a psychic on it
<18> how about i transmit a cockslap to your jaw
<14> Whatever homoerotic activities make you happy, fag.
<14> Not that there's anything wrong with that. I'm just saying.
<14> Fag.
<10> how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
<12> 16
<10> and how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
<11> all of it
<2> As much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
<10> o_O
<2> http://www.getodd.com/stuf/stupid/woodchuck.html
<11> if a woodchuck couldent chuck wood, it wouldent be a woodchuck would it?
<10> well
<10> that's hard to say
<10> Yugo's don't go, so by their very name it's an oxymoron
<10> fascinating discussion though
<11> Fuzzy Wuzzy
<11> was a bear,
<11> Fuzzy Wuzzy
<11> had no hair,
<11> Fuzzy Wuzzy
<11> wasn't really fuzzy,
<11> wuzzy?
<10> So this dislexic guy walks into a bra...
<11> some how tring to spell that myself wasent going to work
<12> So this guy walks into a bar and says Ouch.
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