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<0> So this guy walks into a bar and says Ouch.
<0> A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, "You can come in, but don't start anything!"
<0> A penguin walks into a bar, goes to the counter, and asks the bartender, "Have you seen my brother?" The bartender asks, "I don't know, what does he look like?"
<1> I love penguins.
<2> <3
<1> <3 <4 <5
<0> A man walked into a bar holding an alligator. He asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?" The bartender said, "Yes, we do!" "Good," replied the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my alligator."
<3> penguin_porn.com
<4> two guys are measuring their ****s, with them laid out on a bar. a homo (not that there's anything wrong with that) walks in and says, "i'll have the buffet"
<2> the only thing wrong with homo's is that they are all up on the tv
<0> A polar bear, a giraffe and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
<2> pissing me off
<5> startkeylogger
<1> Athox?
<5> nothing
<1> wrong channel, maybe?
<1> I think that was for your botnet channel
<2> I don't mind gay people
<2> but I hate qeer eye for the straight guy
<3> i love that show :-)
<3> but only to anoy dravine
<2> lisps drive me nuts
<5> i don't know if I love it or hate it
<5> but just to annoy the both of you
<0> Any you guys fish?
<2> I fish
<5> used to
<0> http://www.youtube.com/w/Bill-Dance-Bloopers?v=EZljVdZIllw
<5> when I was little
<2> I fish when I hike and camp
<3> i hate web sites written by spastic fish, when they actully have something i want
<5> lol
<5> what a moron
<6> who do you mean ?
<5> tasm's link
<2> I need a pick me up
<2> for that 4 o clock lull
<7> hi
<2> not yet
<7> what is the site of pastbin?
<1> lol
<2> pastebin.com
<3> wow .com who would of guessed
<1> .com.ro
<2> +e
<1> -e +a
<5> pastebin.co.uk.com.mil.ro.hax.us
<5> tha hax part was mine if you didn't know.
<7> http://pastebin.com/567408
<7> error : $donnees is undefined
<2> you don't say...
<3> that makes little sense
<8> yeah you have to declare it outside the loop, no?
<7> but
<2> http://pastebin.com/567414
<2> fixed
<7> funny guy
<8> LOL!
<1> I have to agree with that
<7> but I wanna use it in the while
<8> dravine 1 rest of the universe 0
<9> lol
<7> cause I wanna use : $query=mysql_query('SELECT * FROM table LIMIT 0,20');
<3> connecttosql
<7> yes this is a function
<7> I had to use
<3> funny how people use functions for everything, unless your using the same code multiple times or have a var scope issue its slower
<7> but
<7> eldritch I'm not telling your advise but an answer
<2> what
<2> ?
<7> cause my function is more complicated than that
<10> Damn.
<10> That's....uncomprehensable.
<2> your inglash is t3h sux
<1> LOLZ0RZ
<7> hum
<1> R U SERIOS DRAVIN
<7> http://pastebin.com/567420
<7> silly admins in this channel
<7> try to find the solution now
<7> silly guy
<2> um
<2> no
<2> learn how to code !****
<7> ?
<7> I learned ***hole but you you didn't cause you can't find the solution as well as me
<2> exactly
<10> Fa1nT: Try ****ing turning on errors.
<2> if you could find the solution, you wouldn't be here
<2> now wouldy ou?
<10> This is probably the only helpful peice of advice you will receive on this topic
<7> I didn't find the solution
<7> but you didn't too
<2> yeah
<2> because it's not my problem
<2> it's yours
<2> and you're a ****head
<2> so I don't want to help you
<3> oh no i failed? how will i ever live with my self
<1> lol
<10> Eldritch: ritual suicide seems to be the only answer, since this guy came in and gave us the unsolvable problem,
<1> Eldritch, if you donate $10000 to me, I'm gonna cure you
<3> i pick 1 (ritual suicide)
<3> sorry Lame_nick i dont have that sort of money
<10> Great. Seppuku time!
<1> sell yourself
<3> to medical science
<10> Lame_nicK: how's he going to sell what he can't give away for free?
<3> alient autoposey
<1> Missile testing target
<1> ping -f
<2> hehe
<1> LOLZ MKAY
<3> I'dd sell my soul to satan for a big stick to beat you all with
<10> dravine: good to see your putting company resources towards fine works.
<2> kaneda, I'm not
<2> was joking
<1> Hell yeah.
<2> I can ssh to my lab box at home for that
<1> he was darn serious
<2> and a few at michigan tech
<10> dravine: how fast is your home connection?
<1> 56k
<2> 1.6Mb down, 1.1M up
<10> not bad
<2> no
<2> I only pay $40 a month for it
<10> Also not bad
<2> and it's static IP and routable
<10> Now *that's* where the p1mp comes in.
<2> it's "commercial" but misflagged in the billing system as the low end residential
<10> score
<2> I used to work for the provider
<2> they host my **** for free too
<10> THat answers that question.
<2> I can colo boxes there for like $10 a month
<10> That's a win if I've ever seen one.
<2> the big win is my buddy who works at michigan tech
<2> got a login on a box that's on their inet2 pipe
<10> nice
<2> yeeah
<2> can't think of any good use for it
<2> aside from my threaded ping-f script
<10> Nor can I, but still. Internet2
<10> I'd like to see the script some day
<2> trivial
<2> forloop
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