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<0> IRC IS PLAIN TEXT?!!?!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ****!
<1> very remotely
<1> _TaSm, haha, no doubt
<2> turkey hunting with rpg's
<2> killed and cooked and chopped all at once
<0> Do you guys watch the discovery chan?
<1> yeah
<1> a lot of people tell me the feds are probably watching me and ****
<0> Didja see "Freedom Ship" stupid name, but awesome concept.
<1> I don't care
<2> cant find the discovery chan
<0> http://www.freedomship.com/ <-- awesome.
<0> Basically a floating city.
<1> I got a top secret clearance in the army
<1> I know the feds are watching me
<1> I feel bad for them



<1> they must be horribly bored
<2> top secret? they told were the key to the toliet was hidden?
<1> Fed1: "man, what a ****ing psycho, all this guy talks about is rotards and midget pr0n"
<2> reading an irc transtcript would be a painfull job
<1> yeah
<1> translating the l337
<3> freedomship is bull****
<1> the random foreign languages misspelled horribly
<3> was on tv here 2 weeks ago
<3> that thing cant even take waves of 2 meters height
<2> the english mispet horribly :-)
<4> 1 w4n7 t0 k1lLz t3h pr3s1d3nt t0n1gH7 .. muahaa.. cia try to decipher that with your LEET snoop0r scripts
<4> wait.. they proly flag on "cia" .. doh!
<1> nah
<1> you want to see some fantom strangers
<5> can you imagine what a hurricane would do to that freedom ship scow
<1> say "department of energy"
<1> on the phone
<1> Jamila, what up Y0!
<2> you can never be to paranoid
<1> yeah
<0> DOE.GOV, ctrl+f5, ctrl+f5, ctrl+f5, ctrl+f5, ctrl+f5, ctrl+f5, ctrl+f5, ctrl+f5, ctrl+f5, ctrl+f5, ctrl+f5, ctrl+f5, ctrl+f5, ctrl+f5, ctrl+f5
<1> just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they _aren't_ watching me
<2> oh we are dravine
<0> MUHAHAH FEAR MY LEET FLOODING SKILLZ!
<2> um sorry they are, typo
<1> You'd make a believable fed
<1> since yer dumb++ and all
<2> feds are leet they use lots of tla's
<0> http://us.gizmodo.com/gadgets/digital-cameras/shower-clock-radio-with-spy-camera-156090.php hahah
<0> I'll stick with smoke detector spy cams ;)
<0> Later on in the womens shower.... "Why are there 10 smoke detectors in this room? And why are they on the cieling, walls, and floor?"
<2> how do they stop the camera lense misting up?
<1> rainx
<0> hahah
<0> I was going to say "Magic"
<1> "Watch product Video
<1> "
<1> ...
<1> I'm afraid to click it
<0> haha
<0> I'm sure its ummmmmmm "safe" ya right.
<1> welp
<1> I've got half my tunes on my vaio
<0> Neat.
<0> So diggin it?
<1> yanked the drive and put an 80 gig in it
<1> yeah
<0> What was the final price?
<1> it's tits
<1> $520
<1> shipped
<1> and loaded
<0> Sweet.
<1> yeah
<1> ubuntu likes it
<6> w00t snow



<6> =)
<7> so
<7> **** ubuntu XD
<1> well, the alternative was windows
<7> and |pit give dravine a rimjob ;)
<7> dravine, and whats wrong with xp pro :P
<1> it would run like **** on my little vaio
<1> it's only a 667mhz
<1> with 256megs of ram
<7> oh
<7> yeah
<7> got yah
<7> slackware it is
<1> nah
<7> hehe
<3> bsd ?
<1> ubuntu is a fast install
<1> irzyxel, hardware support is a problem with bsd
<7> hrm
<7> oh well
<7> so you have ubuntu on it
<7> what now?
<1> finish copying all my tunes to it
<7> blech
<1> get the power management working
<7> haha
<1> keep hacking on the camera drivers that don't fully exist yet
<1> I only need it for configuring networking kit onsite
<1> keeping some logs of what was done there
<1> everything else is just for amusement
<1> all I really need is minicom and firefox
<8> Hello all.
<3> hell you
<3> errm, freudian misspell
<9> to hell or not to hell
<8> foreach ($table_champs as $champs => $etat) {
<8> $query = "SELECT $champs FROM $table";
<8> }
<9> Anas: read rules !!
<3> damn in-channel-pasting-germans
<9> Anas: read the topic !!
<8> sorry..
<2> put a querry in a loop is oftern not the best approach, always better to do one querry
<8> yes, but how can I all the $champs in one query ?
<10> Anybody know how I can set the default "From" address when using mail() on a linux platform?
<2> well not know what cahmps is or the db structure its hard to say
<8> I want to select some rows from the database..
<8> Those rows where filred and put in the array $table_champs
<8> filtred
<8> so I want to select all the rows in the array $table_champs
<2> then its SELECT * from table
<8> X-Treme : mail ($adresse,$sujet,$corps,$headers);
<1> man, I think this is the most **** I've had running all at once on this machine ever
<8> you add the from in the headers
<8> When I do SELECT * I got all the rows of the table. But I want only the rows which are in the an array
<2> so you want a WHERE clause
<10> Is there any way to set default headers in php.ini ? I can only find an argument for windows. Which doesn't fit my needs.
<8> WHERE acts on the content...
<2> any way nothing to do with php its #mysql you want
<2> and to read the manual http://dev.mysql.com/doc/refman/5.1/en/select.html
<8> Maybe I should saw columns, not rows .. :/
<8> I've read the manual
<2> clearly not
<8> say columns not rows
<8> Anyway.. thanks. :/
<2> then its SELECT col,col2,col3
<8> yes, but the cols are col0,col3,col8,col15.. it depends.. they have to come from a variable.
<1> rad
<2> thats fine, but you still dont need to call the db mor ethan once
<1> just installed an app called hodie
<1> returns the date in gramatically correct latin
<11> niak niak niak
<1> more importantly, it has a fun name


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