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<0> rent a coder?
<1> well rent a coder
<0> acolo e un job
<0> ceva legat de site-ul ala ca sa obtii
<0> ce are ala nevoie
<0> si de aia te intrebai
<1> nu imi pasa
<0> bah rau esti mah
<1> eBay == evil!
<0> mah e legal....
<1> right
<0> nu fac fraude cu conturi sau alteva
<1> sorry, nu vreau sa am treaba cu asa ceva
<0> daca vrei, iti dau pe prv link-ul sa vezi
<0> il ai pe prv
<0> link-ul



<0> mah pot sa iau $225 legal
<1> nu imi pasa ca e job sau nu, pt. mine roman + ebay == frauda
<0> :))))
<0> atunci
<0> schimb ip-ul
<0> si vb in engl
<1> lol
<0> si sunt strain...ma ajutzi?
<0> zi mah....
<1> ok, cu ce pot sa te ajut: http://php.net file_get_contents()
<1> restul te descurci
<0> ok
<0> ms
<1> deshi eu te sfatuiesc sa nu faci asta
<0> pai?
<0> de ce mah?
<1> pt. ca fac pariu ca jobul ala e tot de un roman pus
<1> nush, fa cum vrei
<0> nex ca e verifcat
<0> de 2 ori
<0> in Newport Beach, California
<0> e verificat telefonic si la banca si acasa
<0> + ca a mai acceptat bid-uri
<1> bine macar data viitoare nu mai baga si cuvantul eBay in intrebare
<0> :)
<0> ok
<1> vezi ca tzi-am scos banul
<0> ok
<0> ms
<2> sk8 can i PM you?
<1> no
<0> :))
<2> ok :)
<2> just asked
<1> :)
<3> Greetings. I have a (weird?) problem. I have created a session which is available to only some files - is that normal ?
<3> The session is available to index.php, not /some/folders/on/my/hotel/test.php
<4> sure.. atleast I do that
<4> oh
<4> I don't know
<3> :)
<1> it should be available everywhere
<5> do you have session_start() at the top?
<4> yeah it should
<3> Ah, of cause!
<1> I mean the session cookie path should be set to /
<3> Thanks, killfr0g !
<4> Doh! ;o)
<5> :)
<1> lol
<6> lol
<3> All my pages are included in index.php - except for the page in a subdirectory , hehe
<5> yeah i do that a lot. spend an hour debugging **** and i realize i missed that :)
<3> Thanks your guys :)
<3> That must be the 20th time I have tried this :)
<6> heh that's why i love require('auth.php')
<4> why require?
<4> isnt include enough :)
<6> i never use include somehow *shrug*
<4> ah so if the auth.php is missing, it wont go furhter?
<6> yeah



<5> require_once
<4> wise :)
<5> :p
<3> require rules, yea :)
<3> I just want my script to die if files are missing :)
<5> die you evil script!
<5> *shoots his current script with a double barrel sawn-off shogun sicilian mafia style*
<3> Hahaha ;)
<5> considering i had to modify max_exec_time for it to work, it's a well deserved punishment
<3> Indeed :)
<3> BBL :)
<6> hmm yeah max_exec_time is a good idea, i should check what mine's set to... had some hanging scripts recently that didn't seem wanting to stop O_o
<5> default is 30secs
<6> hmm yeah that's where it is
<5> but when a script exceeds that, the error takes minutes to show up
<6> hmm that ****s lol
<6> oh
<6> or... it might have to do with me using an undocumented function or so *g*
<5> cos you have to wait until the script finishes i think.. well that's what i noticed
<5> hah
<6> hmm
<5> im using GD to output a 2000x2000 bitmap :D
<6> whoa
<6> hmm wait... gd supports bitmaps? :o
<5> ell jpeg
<5> *w
<5> or png
<6> ah
<5> they're all bitmaps :)
<6> well of course :p
<6> anyway... mmm food *runs to kitchen*
<1> the real .ro! everything in here is the truth http://www.ador.ro/_lucrari2006/H-Colaterale/H12-Altele/Publicis/Ursus/Ursus-Romania.html
<7> lol
<8> does anyone know of a good phped "MUD" turtorial ?? I've searched all over and cant find any...
<9> can anyone please tell me how to get the php.ini from my web host in need it to edit and turn globle on and put in a directory
<10> anyone here?
<11> caaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlooooos
<12> what did i DO now?
<12> all i ve done is getting hand surgery to recconect my split tendon
<12> a broken gl*** cut it loose three days ago
<12> middle finger
<11> ouch
<12> the cut was so clean i didint feel it, i felt the wet of blood on my finger, and when i go wash the wound with water it opened up like a if i has a ****ing eye on the back of the hand
<12> could see my knuckle s cap, thats how well the tendon was cut (100%separation according to the hand surgeon)
<12> it all boils down to me beeing unable to give girls the shocker for two months
<12> besides that and typing single handedly, am ok :D
<12> how bout you?
<12> flaky bastard
<11> :O
<11> that's quite a story
<11> and no shocker? unacceptable.
<11> :P
<12> live ****s but lampp+dyndns r0x0rz my world0rz
<11> well, i wish you a speedy recovery
<11> did you get some fun meds like morphein or anything?
<12> lol
<12> am thankful to the gods i could get my hands on some bandages an antibiotics ;)
<12> no pun intended
<11> yeah
<11> oh, the lead programmer recommended to my boss that I get the full potential bonus this year :D
<11> if i get it, that would be $3,800
<12> enough for a month of "am the king and you all better **** my nuts" down here
<11> enough for me to actually afford gas for a month here :D
<11> "oh gee, i can afford to drive to work now? sweeeeet.
<12> lol
<13> wow. I can't even afford a pack of smokes 'till payday next week.
<12> the american cornucopia is drying out innit?
<13> rdw: wanna trade? gas for smokes? :)
<11> nahh. the fat cats are still getting fatter over here, Ophiocus
<12> yeah have a ciggie while syphonning
<11> sokrates: hehe. you smoke?
<11> n00b
<12> use the tip of the cigarrette to gauge the tank
<13> rdw: nah dude, I'm a l33t smoker now. several years ago that I was a n00b at smoking ;P


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