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<0> anyone like puzzles?
<1> wishes dammit i asked yo ua q
<2> sorry
<1> ;p
<2> watching beauty and the geek
<2> on tv
<2> hehe
<1> u smell the updog in here?
<2> the guys are geeks, but id date em happily
<2> the girls need a bitch slapping
<2> updog?
<1> yeah, updog
<2> i thought that was eldritch
<1> no that was me
<2> oh hes not here, ok must be updog
<1> yeah but can you smell it?
<2> no
<1> you even know what updog is?
<2> no, but im sure i can google it
<2> i already asked you what it was :)
<1> damn you google, for ruining my joke
<2> oh the joke
<2> whats up dog?
<2> :D
<1> yah
<1> not much, you?
<2> i gotta reinstall browser first before i can google anyway
<2> loaning my laptop to a friend for 3 weeks
<2> so im using an old portege 600mhz :/
<3> elo
<4> this code give me the last beat 10 rating http://pastebin.com/514322 and how I can give the position info ?
<5> position info ??
<6> re ppl
<6> anyone has half hour to waste on me ?
<7> who awake?
<5> me
<8> good
<8> yea i wsh
<8> i woke up l*** than 12 hours ago and well.. i'm still awakw
<6> any one willing to help me p*** some variables from flash to php and then to mysql ? i know flash. no php, no mysql
<5> I thought you're drunk :)
<5> phr_ first learn how to handle a get variable in php ;)
<8> io get drunk and become talkative once ina while hjere
<8> usaually some ****head op doesn't have what i liek to say and bans me
<8> so these two girls got invited down to the band members green room and i got kicked out.. so ihave all their stuff
<8> drinking more
<8> smokeing pot.. who here smokes pot?!
<8> whoever says no is a ****ing liar
<8> archaevs right on
<5> f*cking ISP
<8> archaevs you're my prime suspect
<8> archaevs what about them
<5> suspect for what ? :-P
<5> they **** big time
<8> archaevs you took down your isp with inernet spam.. sooo...
<5> I haven't done that YET
<8> lol
<5> but that's a good idea, thanks ;)
<8> archaevs right one
<8> archaevs right two
<8> i mean
<5> right 3,14
<8> no 3:14
<8> lession 13 of the satanic laws
<8> so these two girls are GOING to show up at my place at some point
<8> when i dunno but i have their tampons
<8> whos in the underware sniffer club.. raise your hand
<5> :))
<8> make sure you type that you raised your hand, otherwise it doesn't count
<5> lol
<8> how about the mile high club.. heres what happens when you meat a girl on the internet http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/7969/11370862124133id.gif
<5> f*cking ISP
<9> wb
<5> thanks
<5> this is the first time I hear an ISP can't controll its own network
<9> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060119/ap_on_hi_te/google_records
<9> http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-privacy05.html
<8> **** **** ****..
<9> dalnet is pretty strict about proxies
<10> Dalnet is pretty awful for most everything else.
<9> you do have a point
<11> also
<11> my feet itch
<11> so I must be immersed in water
<11> hot water
<12> can anyone tell me how to echo a certain number of chars form a text ?
<12> like I have a text that contains 100 chars and I only want to echo the firs 50
<9> atreju
<9> echo substr($string, 0, 50);
<12> thanx :)
<12> Sean|: a hint on how to do the same with words instead of chars?
<9> hm
<9> www.php.net/strpos
<12> thanx
<13> can I use the GFDL license to websites?
<10> And that relates to PHP how... ?
<10> You'd be better of in #law
<13> dwork, ah, thx
<13> Cannot join #law (Requires keyword).
<10> That's too bad.
<13> yea, a shame =)
<12> Sean|: can you please give me a working example using strpos() as I didn't quite get it from the examples there, they're more complicated than I need, if you wish, of course
<9> i dont feel inclined to write a procedure for you
<9> i suggest checking out the following php functions
<9> foreach, substr, strpos
<12> please
<12> thanx
<9> this is a help channel, not a "write my script for me for free" channel
<11> Holy ****, My friends sister.. Hot as **** in a jailbait kinda way... But she has NO conversational skills.
<11> NONE.
<11> She just takes the last couple of words of what you say and says it then giggles
<11> and looks at you suggestively
<11> :|
<9> haha
<9> pinch her tits
<11> thatd be smooth
<14> hey guys.
<14> I wrote a peice of php code for a block in phpnuke... It isnt a downloaded block.. does that still count as asking questions about phpnuke and stuff? My question is a about $DIV_WIDTH =
<9> hey Baffers :)
<9> i have a suggestion
<9> READ THE ****ING TOPIC
<11> holy ****
<15> lol @ phpNuke questions
<11> im so high
<11> I ALMOST
<11> said to this girl
<11> "NOW DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY WHORE *unzips*"
<11> ****in 13 year old girl
<15> you wacky .au
<15> Sean|, I'm down to 201 lbs :D
<15> I'm losing weight like a mofo
<11> lardo
<15> nahh
<15> i'm tall enough to carry 200 easy ;)
<11> shut your trap hole fatty or ill shut it for you with a whopper
<15> i will feed you to the wallabies, junior
<11> haha rdw lives in a barn
<11> cause he cant be havin a place with doorways
<15> man, one of my coworkers got to see 2 live crew in concert and I never have :(
<11> sounds like a queer nigger posse to me
<16> yea, that whopper joke was good
<16> good first laugh of the day
<16> nigger jokes aren't funny though
<15> i don't get it...is that some kind of crazy aussie slang or is he referring to a BK whopper?
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