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<ave> i'm in linux console
<BillMurray> ave turn your output buffer on if you're gonna get sloppy with header() dude.
<ave> i must do something in httpd.conf ? i don't remember what i must do because i don't use it about 1 year linux...
<BillMurray> No just use the ob_ functions of php
<BillMurray> ob_start(); < put that at the top of your script
<ave> in top of this file : loginsubmit.php ?
<BillMurray> well sure whatever...
<BillMurray> probably not gonna solve your fopen problem. Also...always p*** full physical paths to fopen it's faster.
<BillMurray> And you won't run into these crackpot relative file path problems.
<BillMurray> bbl...I have real life errands to do.
<vardhan> real life?
<vardhan> that's a figment of your imagination
<vardhan> so drop it.
<vardhan> http://www.microsoft.com/windowsvista/getready/default.mspx
<vardhan> 40 GB of hard drive capacity with 15 GB free space.
<vardhan> haha ****
<vardhan> Vista is 15gb
<CajunTechie> Are the memory requirements still 1.5 gig?
<vardhan> no, it's 512mb
<CajunTechie> Oh much better
<vardhan> but 1gb recommended
<PapaBear> vardhan, ummi brought t hat fact up a whiile back
<PapaBear> vista's install size
<vardhan> but 128mb ram required
<vardhan> so all those built-in video cards gotta go
<vardhan> 'cause most of them aren't 128mb
<vardhan> heh
<vardhan> IT: Network Management Outsourced to India
<vardhan> haha, india is pwn-ing
<CajunTechie> 800 Mhz proc isn't too bad though
<Advocated> has anyone got any experience using apache mod_rewrite, i know for certain that the actual rewrite code is correct, but its giving me weird errors
<vardhan> CajunTechie: XP runs fine on my friend's 533mhz with ~ 300mb ram
<vardhan> 800mhz is a huge leap
<CajunTechie> Vardhan: Yeah, but I was expecting some monster requirements from everything I'd been hearing
<PapaBear> vardhan, vista gives my pc a rating of 2
<vardhan> how do you check rating?
<PapaBear> p4 3.6ghz, 1.5gb ram, nvidia 6600gt oc, and 80gig SCSI hdd
<vardhan> haha
<PapaBear> there is a thing in the control panel
<Eldritch> no vista for me then
<PapaBear> if you like all the purdy effects and features of vista, then you can skin/transform xp to be exactly the same look/feel/options :D
<CajunTechie> Cool, says all I need is more ram.
<vardhan> PapaBear: guide me to the software
<PapaBear> google for vista transformation
<PapaBear> http://www.bearcavecc.com/windows.jpg <--my winxp now
<PapaBear> i also have IE7, and WMP 11 installed
<vardhan> is it a memory hog?
<PapaBear> Nope
<vardhan> yay
<PapaBear> i did a freash winxp install, then the transformation thing, then IE7 beta 2, and WMP 11
<CajunTechie> I am shocked Vista will run on AMD procs
<vardhan> CajunTechie: why?
<vardhan> MS would never do something that stupid to restrict it
<vardhan> most of the AMD freaks are computer geeks
<vardhan> if they made a move like that, they would hate microsoft EVEN MORE
<vardhan> plus there isn't a reason to do it anyway.. it would hurt their business
<CajunTechie> True I suppose.
<vardhan> brb, vista transformation
<ThFabba> lol
<X7C> what's teh function for outputting arrays? i can't remember nor find it :/
<irzyxel> print_r ?
<Eldritch> cant find it? search box on php.net 'array' could be more lazy?
<irzyxel> wonder if my answer was correct
<X7C> irzyxel yeah sorry
<X7C> i just got back
<X7C> thanks :)
<rdw> u phail!
<X7C> Eldritch that won't search what i'm looking for
<ThFabba> strange to be gone 7 seconds after asking a question heh
<rdw> quick! i asked a question, get the **** out!
<Eldritch> yes it will, you are an idiot
<X7C> ThFabba i won't stay staring at the screen, i gotta produce, for getting food
<rdw> NO
<rdw> you will stare at your screen
<rdw> until i tell you to stop
<enormous> Hi, can anyone tell me why this image doesn't show up (image.php)--> http://pastebin.com/725528
<irzyxel> cause
<enormous> line 58 59
<rdw> holy ****
<rdw> worst pastebin ever
<rdw> *ever*
<irzyxel> image.php <- why aint that working ?
<irzyxel> wouldnt that require pasitng image.php ?
<enormous> it's actually a captcha, it does not show up before i click "post the comment"
<ThFabba> heh it's with 140% zoom it's actually readable :p
<Eldritch> how about learning html
<wishes> what would they want to do that for?
<wishes> html is so outdated, nobody needs to know it anymore!
<wishes> EVER EVER!
<irzyxel> AND DONT MSG ME!!!!
<X7C> :P:P
<wishes> EVER EVER!
<Eldritch> oh shut up
<schizo-> help please
<Sean|> lol
<schizo-> waaaaa
<Sean|> wishes
<rdw> schizo-: php plz
<Sean|> lol
<Sean|> sup man
<rdw> chillin', lookin' at girlies online
<rdw> you?
<wishes> Sean|,
<Sean|> eating some tofu burritos, making out with myself
<Sean|> hey wishes
<pieg> Sean|: you lying bastard
<Sean|> pieg, what?
<pieg> yeah that!
<Sean|> what am i lying about
<dravine> word to the mother****ing dj bitch
<pieg> about your trip you plucky us!
<pieg> dravine
<pieg> you bitch!
<dravine> i r at the bar
<dravine> cyberbar > cybercafe
<pieg> dravine: where are your friends you freak
<pieg> another newspaper ?
<dravine> what?
<dravine> newspaper?
<dravine> you fag nox23
<pieg> vauge ?
<pieg> i even dunno that word, how coul i be it
<dravine> best thing I could come up with at the moment
<dravine> and calling you gay is just too obvious
<dravine> no one is shocked by that
<pieg> noone is shocked that youre choked when i finish
<Ophiocus> heyas midget fetish bitches w***up?
<pieg> Ophiocus: got some kinky porn to share??????????
<dravine> fyi, showing up at the bar with a tiny laptop, makes people look at you
<dravine> I do
<dravine> www.hai2u.com
<pieg> lol
<dravine> free
<pieg> no not the sick one
<Ophiocus> nah but got a split middle finger tendon from a gl*** cut
<dravine> ****
<dravine> I'm quitting my job tomorrow
<pieg> why ?
<dravine> Roses are red, violets are blue, **** this job, and **** you too.
<dravine> found a better one\
<Ophiocus> cool. you do that while iam in surgery
<dravine> 12K a year more
<dravine> or so
<Ophiocus> sweey
<pieg> well thats a 2k tax for me
<rdw> dravine now works as a nipple fluffer for male olympic swim team
<dravine> hahahah
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