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<0> god im so hungry
<0> really should go get some food before coding
<0> but so lazy
<1> lol
<1> you're doing a lot of stuff before coding
<1> you're preparing since I got up
<0> lol
<0> I know man
<0> still ill get stuck in and do a good 7 hours
<0> almost a full days work
<0> but... food first
<0> lol
<1> I finished coding for today
<1> I'm going to sleep now
<1> 'night
<0> weak.



<0> WEEAKK.
<2> <0> almost a full days work
<2> queer
<2> i been awake since 3am coding and working
<2> its 10.15pm now
<2> 'almost'
<2> phaggggz
<2> im a real man
<3> im gonna go drown myself
<3> bbl
<2> ok
<2> have fun.
<2> DIE
<4> How often do you guys update your pear packages?
<4> I was thinking bout just setting up a crontab to do it.
<2> http://moid.org/ed/IM_NOT_FAT.jpg
<4> Insane.
<2> !!
<0> bwahaha I now have insured wire transfers with my bank
<0> upto $1000
<0> er
<4> Its truely amazing that the human respertory and circulartory system doesn't just give up well before you get to that size.
<0> $10000
<4> Um, why *wouldn't* a wire transfer be insured?
<5> hey can i do this trim($var, ', ');
<2> try it
<2> and tell me
<3> yeah
<3> Onse, that would trim ', ' froim your string
<5> how could i remove ', '?
<2> :(
<5> LOL
<5> str_replace i guess
<4> So I gotta write some SOAP crap, should I just use pear SOAP? Or are there any other better libraries?
<1> that's the better in my opinion
<1> and it works on php4 also
<4> Roger.
<4> Guess it'll do for now.
<1> s/better/best
<4> We're just setting up a proof of concept for google API so we can lobby for a google mini.
<1> never played with google api :)
<4> Its neat, but limited to 1k requests per day.
<1> google is becoming something very dangerous
<1> hehe
<1> I think that at this point google is worse than microsoft
<4> So if you have contexual ad software on your page it'll re-request the page, so now your basically down to 500 requests per day, though I suppose you could cache the results.
<4> The mini naturally has no such limit, however they do limit how many docs you can index.
<1> hmm, preatty neat
<4> For 2k your limited to 50k docs.
<4> The google api is basically free.
<1> I'll check it out tomorrow
<1> thanks for the tip
<4> I think yahoo has come out with an API too, not sure of their TOS though.
<4> Yahoo is a big PHP shop so they have lots of nifty PHP resources for thier APIs.
<5> hey how can i put foreach inside a variable?
<1> on a second thought... I can build a parser that would search on google in... 10 minutes?
<1> and eventualy show the results from 3 pages
<1> Onse: what do you mean?
<5> nm
<5> thats my dumb question...
<4> I'm sure you could do just about anythign with the google api.



<4> Welp off to bed.
<1> 'night
<6> Can anyone help me with this issue; Let's say I have sort of user-profil module hooked up to a mysql-database where I want the users to update their profiles themselves. The problem is that I want the data that has been stored in a mysql table to automatically show up in the input boxes when the user opens the profile. So instead of adding new data to the table, I want him to edit the existing. Anyone? :)
<7> PleXie: just query the database for the existing data ?
<7> PleXie: use the value attribute for your text boxes
<8> :>
<0> a tiger? In africa?
<8> Hajuu: yo
<9> moin
<8> hayyy Tamamamamama
<9> pieg
<8> wha ?
<9> da
<10> nah
<10> 95th percentile, I don't get it and I never will.
<10> I'm a ****ing retard.
<10> oh i get it now
<11> is there any function to get the array index, by value?
<12> like...find out where in the array a value is situated
<11> yes
<9> (end of answer ;))
<11> i want the index, smt like arr[9]="text", then i want it return 9 if i have "text"
<7> array_search()
<7> or array_keys()
<11> yeah, thanks alot!
<13> yarrr one of you scurvey dogs send me crossover office
<7> hajuu_: http://www.winehq.com/
<0> Just realised
<0> certain elements of my project so far do not match the plans I have made
<0> which is bad news.
<14> hi all. im just about to configure php5.1.4, any particular options i should enable? i need xslt,postgres,soap support, and gd. Are any of these enabled by default?
<15> when working with PHP, it's good to know the OS. then, go to google, and type "php.ini" as well as the OS you're using. typically, a good config site will pop up in the first 5 or 6 listings...
<15> or if you prefer, we can get hajuu to spoon feed you on how to configure it. he loves to do that. ;)
<0> I love spoon feeding you my cock
<15> see, ain't he a card?
<15> sheesh. bbiaf
<15> dammit, I knew a reboot wouldn't help.
<15> I'm getting real tired of RealBasic
<0> im getting tired of that stench your mums post-***-drip gives off.
<0> like vomit mixed with cottage cheese
<15> jahuu, you are a misplaced poet.
<7> Tankshell: ./configure --help will tell you if it's enabled by default or not..
<7> Tankshell: generally speaking, anything that requires external libraries aren't enabled by default
<15> and don't forget "phpinfo();". provides a wealth of info on what's loaded and what's not.
<0> god im so glad I remembered all my planning
<0> its gonna make the whole thing so much better
<15> you document? maybe there is hope for you yet...
<15> damn it's hot
<0> I often have that effect on bitches
<0> You. You are the bitches, SmugWimp
<15> more than one bitch? wow. I'm honored. I just didn't know you were gay... ;)
<16> hi all
<16> <td cl***='forumheader3' style='width:20%'>if (!USER) { echo 'hidden' } else {USER_EMAIL} &nbsp;</td>
<16> how is it right ?
<16> just trying to hide {USER_EMAIL} if users are not logged in
<8> jesus
<16> I know, I'm a newbie :)
<16> in syntax
<15> www.tizag.com would be a nice set of tutorials...
<15> look in the PHP section... it's a good place to start.
<8> WHAT IS THAT
<16> <td cl***='forumheader3' style='width:20%'>{USER_EMAIL}</td> was original code
<16> I wanted to add a condition if (!USER)
<0> lol
<0> you are such a noob
<8> ist in echo ?
<0> thats... not right at all.
<8> or something ?
<16> hey guys, I'm not onto php at all
<8> why there are ' instead of " ?
<8> WHO CARES, YOU DONT THINK AT ALL TOO
<0> CHlP: hey guy.. I dont care what your onto... go read some ****ing tutorials or something
<16> just trying alone to put my head onto hidding mail addys that are public
<0> or the manual


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