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<0> i see
<0> so that 3rd parameter in strpos just makes strpos find the ?> a little faster by starting at the first <?
<1> the 3rd parameter specifically tells the search to start from the specified position, so in that case it would start searching form where it found <?
<0> now i understand it.. thank you let me go try it now
<1> np
<2> bah ****ing useless torrents
<3> examancer perhaps?
<3> eh eh eh
<0> examancer: wow, worked great.. http://www.drdavidge.com/stringtest.php - view the source to see the xml thing
<0> thanks again
<1> Hajuu-TM: only site i'm interested in working on is linkleaf.com and i'm not sure if it would apply
<3> is it html?
<3> /css
<1> well... it outputs html
<1> its far from static



<1> is this a templating system that would work for very dynamic sites?
<3> Well its highly scaleable.
<3> Very highly scalable
<0> examancer: i have this browser based html editor that i use for CMS systems so people can update things, but sometimes it spits out some wacky useless xml code.. and im just using this to strip that out
<0> oh werent talking to me.. haha
<3> depends what kind of dyamic ness you need
<1> that shoudl work well drdavidge
<1> Hajuu-TM: to be honest i don't think its something i could adapt my site to at this point anyways... too early in development
<3> hm fair enough
<1> drdavidge: lots of people are going to tell you to use regular expressions for all of that stuff, and they can be pretty efficient too... but I like string functions for chores like that whenever it makes sense
<0> examancer: i never learned how to use reg expressions so i like string functions more too, haha
<3> Crap I was just shaking some pot around and my nuts kept banging into themselves/my legs..
<0> now how can i check if </ is even in the string at all?
<3> Serves me right for not wearing underwear
<0> i mean <?
<4> say if i need to p*** a value(set of text info) from page 1, to page 2, and finally to page 3, would you stick it in a session variable?
<3> Advocated: How big is it?
<4> i can do this no problem, but there could be quite a bit of info, didnt know if theres any limits to the amount
<4> Hajuu-TM n amount(ie anything)
<3> ...
<3> well for anything
<3> no.
<4> from a few lines of text, to 10000s of lines
<3> use a file or something
<3> or read it each time
<3> for <6kb id use a sessin
<3> session
<4> ok then cheers
<3> time for some racing
<3> then some time outside
<4> would it break if you went over 6k, or is it just prerfered not to?
<3> for gods sake
<3> well it wont break
<3> no limit as far as I know
<3> but it will be slooowww
<3> maybe
<3> actually you could probably do it
<3> but I dont see why youd need to
<4> yea, ill do it with a file, seems more logical :p
<4> thanks
<2> omg rohack!
<0> thanks guys
<5> Bleh, the never ending run of trying to learn crap... ugh
<6> heh
<6> tell me about it
<5> i have to re-learn tcl
<5> either that or use php for stuff i really don't want to use it for
<5> heh
<5> well, screw it
<6> i keep notes of all the difficult things i figure out that way when i end up relearning it 4 years from now its cake
<5> i'd rather write a limited php bot than relearn tcl
<6> without my notes im nothing :(
<5> hehe
<6> course with modern things new versions come out that require relearning anyway
<5> right
<6> my c code doesnt break but my php code and stuff did :/
<5> tis the problem with inturpreted languages
<6> not a really big deal though
<3> its cause your WEAK
<3> WEEAAAKKK
<6> i eat weak for breakfast



<6> weakies
<3> yeah
<3> it shows
<5> ok
<6> breakfast of losers
<5> well, i think i figured out why CGI-IRC doesn't time out on our irc server for work stuff
<5> ah, there we go, ok
<3> is it because you like the cock?
<5> uh, not quite
<6> someones drunk
<3> gt3: is it you?
<6> i'll give you a hint: it's either you or me, but it's not me
<7> hei
<3> oh god
<3> just shut up right now
<2> rotard
<2> then go write one
<3> !kick unrapper
<2> !kick unrapper
<3> omg
<3> !op op op
<7> a?
<7> what a ****
<7> ?
<2> wait wouldnt !rotard unrapper be a better one?
<7> !kick unrapper ??????????
<3> "one" ?
<3> one what?
<2> a better thing then !Kick
<7> **** YOU
<2> lol
<3> OHH
<3> ROCK ON
<3> I can just add one line to an existing function of my thing and have it check the links
<3> I am the master.
<2> lol
<3> No.
<3> Seriously.
<3> Bow down.
<2> give me $5
<3> Why, are you gonna blow me?
<2> lol
<3> Like the cheap whore you are.
<2> haha
<5> this is so weird
<2> why would you do such a thing
<5> because I need something very specific
<5> and don't feel like relearning php
<5> er
<5> TCL
<5> heh
<5> hum
<8> what wrong with a php bot?
<5> cool... got quitting working :D
<9> I have a shell written in PHP, so what's wrong with a bot written in PHP ?
<5> Novell: just seems excessive :D
<5> Novell: I just need something to watch for no staff talking, and basically page us when we are not around, and to direct the user to the support system (or maybe file a ticket on their behalf!! :D) if we can't make it back
<9> ok
<5> just makes sens eto psend two days doing it in php instead of two days relearning TCL and then another day making the bot :D
<5> wow
<5> i butchered the first half of that
<10> night guys
<10> snowy ****in morning
<11> hi there... i hope someone can help me
<11> i have a rather unusual problem
<11> i'm using php 4.4 and it seems to be working fine
<11> except i can not use php scripts embedded in html the <?php kind of way
<11> anyone knows what the problem can be?


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