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<0> titties are great
<0> I wish I had titties
<0> then I wouldn't need a woman
<1> Tits *and* a penis?
<0> that would be a bit weird
<0> that's why I don't have them
<2> girls?
<3> someone say tits or girl
<3> 'cause my window flashed yellow.. i was reading something
<1> Ah, the life of a 12-year-old.
<3> what, reading?
<3> no it's not
<1> What is this feeling? Is it pity or envy?...
<3> can't be moth
<3> both*
<1> Says you.
<3> that's a ****ed up oxymoron
<4> i'ma go watch more jane fonda :D
<4> bbl
<5> do you know any good warez asp site download
<4> crazy_1: no. leave.
<5> i am expert php programmer
<4> i'm sure.
<4> what in the hell do "warez asp" sites have to do with PHP or PHP programming?
<5> need one asp program which http://dynamic.ie sells
<5> thats why
<4> crazy_1: you're in the wrong place. go back to Romania where they care.
<5> rdw: thanks
<5> but cant join the channel
<4> FYI, "warez"ing scripts is just plain sad
<4> doesn't even make sense
<6> haha
<6> expert php programmer and chose asp
<6> what a lack of respect
<4> while(true) { $crazy_1 = $tool++; }
<5> while(false) { $rdw = fclose; }
<4> lol
<4> dude, weak
<5> :)
<5> really do you know any good asp warez sites?
<4> ****ing ROtards
<4> crazy_1: I realize you are Romanian and have no concept of not stealing things, but I am American so I will take personal offense if you ask me to help you steal again. so go elsewhere if that is your intent
<7> kick his ****ing *** outta here!
<4> good call. i can't see this improving any.
<7> LOL
<8> man, that's like you made him a compliment
<4> damn, i forgot that's a .ro compliment :-\
<4> btw, hy sk8ing <3
<8> hy rdw <3
<4> how's the new website coming along?
<8> I just woke up :/
<8> it's 9pm
<4> ouch
<4> why so late? work catching up to you?
<8> ya, I guess
<4> me too. my current project ****s :(
<8> plus some guy in the building thought it's a good idea to make a hole in his wall at 3pm
<8> so it kinda ruined my sleep
<4> lol
<4> that ****s
<4> did he bust out a power drill?
<8> nope he just did a lot of noise for about 20 minutes
<8> I can't stand that sound that is propagated trough the walls
<4> well, you have to give him credit...at 3PM you can ***ume most people are up
<8> I mean is that deep sound that you hear in your brain
<4> if he has to make a hole in his wall, 3AM is much worse
<8> lol
<4> off to nap, bbl
<8> enjoy it
<9> hello everybody
<9> I need to display the difference between two dates in this format - 2 minutes ago; 1:30 hours ago; 6 hours ago etc.
<9> how can I do it in php
<9> ?
<9> do I need to create a cl*** to format the output in this way or is there some built in function that can help me
<10> can anyone explain what this line of code does and if it is valid php code ? #!/usr/bin/php -q -d short_open_tag=on
<10> or is it perl
<1> #!/usr/bin/php <- take a guess
<10> perl isnt it :)
<1> Do a /usr/bin/php -h (or whatever the help switch is) and look at the switches -q and -d (you should note that the line is not PHP code, per se)
<1> No, not perl.
<10> is just a command no ?
<10> that sets the short_open_tag on
<10> in my php ini config
<10> isnt it
<1> It's a shebang line, which tells the shell how to run a certain +x file.
<1> Yes.
<10> heh
<10> tnx man
<10> :P
<1> Note that it is only effective for the file in question.
<1> Much like ini_set() (which would clearly not work for short tags)
<10> i dont understand why somebody included that line in the head of a php document before <?
<10> might be as a reference of what the php code does
<1> Because the file is meant to be run by the CLI or CGI version of PHP.
<10> aha
<1> No, it just means they want <? to be recognized--the sign of a bad coder.
<10> and can be runned from the browser ?
<1> In CGI mode, yes.
<10> thanks cai
<10> your info helped me a lot
<11> can i steel job ?
<1> Pardon?
<11> pot sa fur meserie?
<1> English only in here.
<1> If you want Romanian (I believe that's Romanian, at least), try #php.ro .
<11> can i stay here to learn about php?
<1> Sure.
<11> ok thanks
<10> lol
<11> t0ken what? u learn in a day?
<1> You could learn PHP in a day.
<11> :)
<11> how?
<1> By reading the manual.
<11> ok
<11> i`m not so smart
<1> No need to be smart to learn syntax and function names.
<11> all things have a begin
<1> Naturally.
<11> help me
<1> With?
<11> i see that there is a program
<12> lol
<11> i intro the code and see the result
<12> i see i got back here in accurate moment
<1> iepuras_20: you can run a local server and do that, yes.
<11> no lol i learn
<1> I recommend Apache.
<11> ok thanks
<12> and php5
<11> ok
<1> http://httpd.apache.org/
<1> And yes, PHP4 is dead to me
<12> www.php.net
<11> ok hanks
<11> thanks
<11> :)
<11> ok thanks
<11> i stay here and when it doesn`t work i ask
<10> and next a manual bigger then your head :_))
<11> ;)
<12> i can warn, dont ask stupid questions.....
<11> ok
<11> the bigger manual is?
<1> Presumably the PHP manual.
<1> Which rivals most novels in length.
<11> ok thanks
<11> how i can transfer the codes?
<11> using ftp ?
<1> FTP.
<1> Personally I prefer SFTP, however.
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