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<0> wtf, 8px? not good for your eyes at all
<1> That's probably why I wear gl***es
<0> 12px is standard for me
<1> I can't wear gl***es on the computer, though
<0> why's that?
<1> But I'm only a foot or so from the screen
<1> I get double vision
<2> I like 10 in an ariel type font... but a 12 in a times new roman style
<0> 1 foot? that's it?
<1> Eh, maybe 2
<1> Not far, though
<3> ariel the mermaid font
<3> and its a sans-serif font btw
<1> While this is not my screenshot, it's very representative of what I have at the moment: http://people.os-zen.net/rezza/screenshots/2006-06-14-1559.png
<4> oh man
<4> I want some atropine



<1> Uh
<1> Isn't that like, extremely toxic?
<4> not toxic like will kill you
<4> toxic like will make you insane
<4> ...if you overdose
<1> Isn't it one of the main components of nightshade?
<4> yeah one of the big three I think
<5> care
<1> Care?
<5> shtiue photoshop
<5> ?
<1> English.
<1> Yeah, deadly nightshade is known as Atropa...
<1> If that tells you something.
<4> At any rate, I will soon be in possession of a reasonible quantity of like 6 different alkaloids, and other goodies including dmt
<5> who knows photoshop
<5> ?
<1> Goldeneye: does it matter? This is a PHP channel.
<4> Goldeneye: Your mum knows photoshop
<1> So clearly, you should talk about alkaloids.
<5> hey man i need to learn that
<5> quikly
<1> Good for you.
<5> who can help me
<5> i need a tutorial
<1> #photoshop
<1> Google.
<5> doesn't answer
<5> and i didn't find nothing on google
<4> you found nothing on GOOGLE about PHOTOSHOP?
<1> Hajuu: apparently some side effects of taking an anticholinergic are constipation and urinary retention
<4> anticholinergic?
<1> That's what atropine is
<4> what does it mean though
<1> They stop brain signals
<4> oh
<4> *shrug* atropine is fairly commonly used in er's
<1> Wikipedia says: An anticholinergic agent is a member of a cl*** of pharmaceutical compounds which serve to reduce the effects mediated by acetylcholine in the central nervous system and peripheral nervous system.
<1> Heh, who ever said ERs are safe? ;D
<4> lol
<1> Anyhow, I've never heard of it used for medical purposes
<1> Wikipedia says it's used for resuscitation, though
<4> yeah
<4> something like that
<4> ive had datura already and a few other kinds of alkaloids
<4> really enjoyed it
<4> cant wait for dmt though
<6> Hi all.
<6> Anyone good with PHP that can ***ist me?
<1> Howdy
<1> Not unless you ask a question
<6> ;p
<6> could I pm you?
<1> No.
<6> ALright.
<7> like i sais - moronday
<7> said*
<6> I will ask here. I am getting this error. Error Selecting database: No Database Selected on this script
<6> its my friends, http://pastebin.com/714948
<6> Any idea how to fix?



<7> Woha, then select a database
<6> Already done
<7> delete the line with mysql_select_db()
<6> ok
<7> chnge $result = mysql_query("SELECT md5 FROM users to $result = mysql_query("SELECT md5 FROM `$mysql_db`.users
<6> done.
<6> let's see
<6> Error getting MySql data: No Database Selected
<6> Any ideas?
<6> No one.. i guess.
<8> XML is like violence. If it doesn't solve the problem, use more.
<3> sounds like drugs
<6> ..
<8> http://www.eff.org/corrupt/
<8> even better
<0> cai: you using gnome?
<1> No
<0> <5> and i didn't find nothing on google
<0> technically, it means he found something on google, because he didn't find nothing in google
<1> No, it just means he doesn't know English well.
<9> dudes, i'm watching Barbarella: Queen of the Galaxy. it's rated "PG" by the MPAA and the first thing Jane Fonda does is whoop out her titties and parade around naked for like 7 minutes during the opening credits
<9> somehow, that's so much ***ier in a PG movie than in an R movie
<1> rdw: no kidding, but it's from like 1976
<1> So there was only G, PG, R, and NC-17
<1> And it doesn't have enough to qualify for R
<9> *nod*
<9> well, s/nc-17/x
<9> yeah, that's funny. lots of risque movies got PG since they didn't have pg-13
<9> which was the first one to get PG-13...wasn't it one of the Indiana jones movies?
<1> Indiana Jones or Gremlins or something
<9> oh ok. it says Temple of Doom and Gremlins inspired the PG-13 rating's creation, but Red Dawn was the first widespread film to carry the rating
<4> I stood on a nail in a board sticking straight up today
<9> why didn't you sit on it instead?
<9> for those who haven't seen the movie in question, i present Jane Fonda's titty: http://www.mikex.me.uk/misc/barbarella/images/barbarella_mq_039cd.jpg
<0> what's X?
<0> what's in X?
<1> Red Dawn?
<1> Never heard of that
<9> exacube: X was replaced by NC-17 because X indicates porn
<0> does R indicate porn?
<9> NC-17 isn't necessarily pornographic
<0> doesn't*
<1> exacube: no
<9> exacube: no, not at all
<1> R typically is for violence, not nudity
<0> you serious?
<1> Tasteful nudity does not affect a movie's rating in the US
<9> exacube: if a movie's dialogue uses the word "****" more than 3 times non-***ually or 1 time in a ***ual meaning, it gets an R.
<1> ***ual nudity will, however
<0> rdw: not true.. Blow uses it a billion times
<9> exacube: very true. "Blow" is rated R by the MPAA
<0> you serious?
<9> dude...yes
<9> lol
<0> what carries tha data between the cpu and other parts of the computer?
<9> we're not talking CA ratings here. I have no idea what it's cl***ified in CA
<0> is it the Control Unit?
<1> where did that come from?
<0> just answer :p
<0> is it data bus?
<9> *cough* homework *cough*
<0> not homework :P exam
<0> k, ill ***ume databus
<10> sup ladies
<1> word
<10> what's up cai?
<1> Nothing at the moment
<9> |pit: the conversation is titties. Go.
<1> ha
<1> exacube will handle the rebuttal
<11> titties are good, mkay
<10> titties are great


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