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<0> 90% of the time
<1> eh i'm planning a project with very high load
<0> planning
<1> might get a 5 box rack
<0> :\
<0> what is it?
<1> distributed applications
<2> PapaBear, if you ever need eu bw ask me see what I have availible
<2> should have a new rack soon...
<0> a whole new rack :\
<0> ...
<2> yes
<0> we just got a ibm dual xeon for work
<0> oh its ***y
<1> darkflibble what hosting do you offer over there, might need some



<0> i was being sarcastic DarkFlib
<2> I can provide dedicated servers, colo or shared hosting... anything upto about 20Mbit is no problem atm,
<2> more than that and I'll need to swap to a gigabit feed...
<1> not running from the rack in your bedroom i hope :D
<2> nope
<1> got a site?
<2> never finished the site...
<2> http://technomonk.com when I manage to find the time...
<2> no prices online atm..
<1> how much would something like 80g storage, 1gig ram, atleast 2.8ghz cpu, and roughly 1 terrabyte/m transfer cost?
<3> i sell that for $140/mo
<3> heh
<2> do you want 95th percentile or straight transfer billing?
<3> should always be 95th :(
<2> danq, most people don't understand 95th percentile
<1> fixed rate with bandwith fall over
<3> sure they do
<3> "you are only billed for 95% of the bandwidth that you use"
<3> ;)
<2> danq, its not exactly that...
<3> Sure it is.
<2> no it isn't...
<3> oh ok.
<2> since you are only taking the peaks off the 5% not the whole 5%
<1> i still prefer fixed rate with fallover, call me old fashioned :)
<3> heheh
<2> PapaBear, fixed rate will be more expensive most of the time since you have to factor in the variability.... 95th puts that onto the customer and the provider just provides pipes of a set size (+burst)
<2> remember EU bw is slightly more expensive that US bw...
<1> well what would the 95th be? :D
<2> it works out at 40EUR/mbit + 10EUR/U
<2> so 130EURO/mo
<2> for 1U
<2> + the server
<1> not bad
<1> can you send me a quote?
<1> in an email
<1> got some folks in EU that could use hosting
<1> and they prefer to keep it in the EU for latency/hastle reasons
<2> thats a quick and dirty calc..but it should be close...
<4> hello
<1> well email me a quote :D
<2> if they are in the EU there is VAT on top... but for companies they can claim it back
<4> is there anyone who knows if there's a script for 'tag indexing' ?
<2> k...will do
<1> tahnks
<2> be tonight I think... gonna be out all day
<1> its cool whenever
<2> can probably also limit the bw to a sensible rate if needed...
<2> so the 95th doesn't peak too much
<2> also got shared hosting atm that has similar bw amounts...
<2> but thats much cheaper...
<2> I'll drop that on the email too
<2> brb
<5> who wants to hear my band
<4> is there anyone who knows if there's a script for 'tag indexing' ?
<2> Yang, you asked that already
<5> http://tinyurl.com/cvqw6
<3> Anyone care to help me troubleshoot why image manipulation functions are not working properly on an IIS server?
<3> The only preperations that the manual says is to uncommment php_gd2.dll from php.ini. When I do this, and attempt to use one of these functions, any PHP operation just plain times out.
<6> anyone helpin out round here today?
<3> Kinda.



<3> what's up
<6> heh
<2> I was earlier... but now I'm trying to relearn javascript after years away
<6> i dont know how to process something i want to do
<6> i want to create an insert form that has a text field that will be a multiline list of link tags. I then want to process this with php and put each line into my mysql db. say if $links = $_POST['links']; is the variable i want to pull it from.
<2> explode on a newline...
<6> never done that.... had a feeling it would be something new for me
<6> which is good
<6> i kinda dont learn it unless i need to know it
<6> ok, i now have $exlinks = explode("<br>", $links); how can i loop over that so that i can insert for only the number of valid results?
<6> say only 3 lines, would have $exlinks[0], ..[1], and ..[2] right?
<7> Hi all. Im trying to write a script that can determine if a dot is inside the bounds of a triangle. I've found plenty of algoritms on google but i don't really understand them. I don't get algebra :(. My code is at http://pastebin.com/509517 and i would like help with the isInBounds function.
<6> http://pastebin.com/509528 why does it stop after the first line?
<1> because you ****
<1> use a foreach() loop not for()
<3> So what's the best method to handle multiple file uploads on a single page? One big-*** select box, or individual boxen
<3> ?
<7> Well the due to the underwhelming response to my previous question, i looked harder and found what i was looking for. the answer is at http://pastebin.com/509550 and i found the psuedocode at http://blitzbasic.com/codearcs/codearcs.php?code=483. Thanks for to all those that considered this issue.
<8> http://www.wooting.com/Deer%20Hunter.wmv <--- watch this!
<9> I know the answer from most of you guys would be us mySQL, but am having to use a MS Access 2000 datasource.. am having an issue connecting to it.. can anyone help?
<10> nevecd: $db = mssql_connect($DBHost, $DBLogin, $DBP***word) or die('Cannot connect to MSSQL server:'.mssql_get_last_message());
<10> mssql_select_db($DBName, $db);
<10> that's it :)
<9> ok.. what happened to odbc_connect?
<9> am getting:
<9> The Microsoft Jet database engine cannot open the file '(unknown)'. It is already opened exclusively by another user, or you need permission to view its data
<10> or you can try that one :))
<9> and have set up system dsn
<9> via odbc.. this worked w/ older versions on msaccess..
<9> :(
<9> $DBHost = c:\etc\mydata.mdb
<9> ?
<9> no login no p***word on database
<9> unless I need to use Admin
<10> $DBHost = sql's server ip ;) or name
<10> but if you wanna do it with odbc, can't help you there
<10> never did it that way
<10> the admin of the only MS SQL server i ever worked on, only let me connect through tcp/ip
<9> Fatal error: Call to undefined function mssql_select_db()
<8> dah, sounds like fun
<9> not using sqlserver.. using msaccess
<10> oups! :)
<10> nevecd you might wanna put some code on pastebin.com, let people see what's wrong there
<10> some = your
<8> fckrs
<11> a few days ago
<11> there was a joke made about AXAJ
<11> someone said GUMAX or something...
<11> kinda makes me wonder... why isn't XHTML referred to as HAX (HTML and XML)?
<9> figured it out.. had to bring database inside my webserver root.
<11> is HAX simply too l33t of a name?
<9> thanks anyway. :)
<10> sounds like "hoax"
<10> :)
<3> this is proving to be a bit more difficult than I had thought
<3> uploading a .zip, extracting it, and examining it's contents
<3> heheh
<12> ...why?
<3> it's just nothing i've done before.
<3> if/when i get the contents of the zip into an array, it'll be gravy.
<12> Well you ARE pretty fat.
<3> news to me.
<3> heh
<3> Ah well, bedtime. Later, faggotier.
<12> exec("unzip ".$_FILES['whatever'][...]." $destination);
<12> Pretty.. easy..
<3> http://us2.php.net/manual/en/ref.zip.php
<12> even easier
<13> how can i generate reports based upon the data from mysql database?
<12> You cant
<14> i cant?
<12> Nah
<14> you meant to say there is no way to generate pdf reports ?
<12> Definately not


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