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<0> Definately not
<0> nope.
<0> none
<0> its impossible
<0> sorry :(
<1> and what about pdflib?
<2> unless
<2> google
<2> has
<2> an
<2> answer
<1> o comon
<0> or even better
<0> php.net/php
<0> er
<0> php.net/pdf



<1> lol
<0> you bastard
<1> xcuse me
<3> have gas?
<3> guess so :(
<0> Bought a new bong today
<0> booya
<4> hey . im using mysql, i have fields named "1,2,3" and i wrote this query: "select 6 from numbers where letters='abc ". its returns me 6 instad of expected value... how can i fix it? i think its problem with the 6 number, do i need to convert it in the query to somthing else ?
<5> `6`
<0> ****in hell mary
<0> you ****ted a rooster
<5> how ya doin Hajuu.. seen ya bought a new toy today.. eh
<0> lol :P
<0> yes indeed
<5> is it gl*** or plastic?
<0> it is pyrex!
<0> PYYYREEXXXX
<5> O_o .. you have fun with that.. lol
<5> all by yourself
<5> with no friends of the rock
<0> of the rock?
<0> and a girl is comming over soon
<0> so **** you
<5> yea pyrex is used to make crackpipes
<0> oh yeah
<0> lol
<5> so you've got an overside rock smoker... damn junkie
<5> get a Kaos piece or something cool
<0> a what now?
<5> http://www.torontohemp.com/products/pwgkaosartgl***.htm
<5> my buddy has the second from the left on the top row moody blues
<0> ah yeah I prefere gl*** bongs to ceramic bongs
<5> http://www.torontohemp.com/products/pwgkaosdiamondline.htm i've got 2ns from the right on the top greenish
<5> these are gl*** bongs
<0> bam
<5> and your crackpipe looks like http://www.weedcity.com/shop/uploads/images_products_large/1222.jpg huh
<0> nothing like that at all actually
<0> might be able to get a pic
<5> dont sweat it.. i'm going to bed anyways.. been up for about 37 hours now
<0> me too man
<0> weeeed powered lol
<5> i got a lot done tho.. lol
<0> lol damn right
<6> I hate ****ing 'm*** market' programmers
<0> I love you.
<0> I think we better take this to PM
<0> ;)
<5> DWism hey man.. you server went down for 4-6 minutes earlier ;)
<5> well :/
<5> but it's tracked heh
<6> ww: it was down for about 6 hours off and on because nobody (there IS someone who is suposed to) bothered to notify me. ****ing script writers.
<5> ouch.. sorry i didnt set you up an alarm :/
<6> nah, not your fault
<6> i have nagios paging me all night
<5> i know.. but it pry would have helped
<6> i dunno how my SO fell asleep with it going off like a bat out of hell every 15 minutes
<5> was the machine just totally lagged out?
<6> and she knows to wake me up wwhen it does that
<6> yeah, with 8 d.pl and 8 eggdrops running, it tends to do that.
<5> it was pingable untill about 8 hours ago
<5> then it went down for at least a full 3 minute cycle



<5> what sockets are on that machine i can setup some connection sockets
<5> like port 80
<5> 21?
<6> 21, 25, 80
<6> there's tons, it's a cpanel machine, lol
<5> heh ok
<5> there ya go
<5> got a couple in there.. you remember where to login that shyt at?
<6> cool, yeah
<6> iaalert
<6> :D
<6> er
<6> ai
<6> lol
<5> remember that shyt.. it's like "plz play my demmo" "plz play my demo!" lol
<5> it's nappy time for me..
<7> hi ... btw :)
<4> hey. i got var named "$mixedvar4="this is mixed var"", and i got "$a="mixedvar", and $b="4", is there a way to show them as var? like $newvar=$a.b and get the value of the var ("this is mixed var")?
<8> sal pll
<4> anyone knows how to do somthing like that website that i can drag n drop tables to new locations ? http://www.netvibes.com/ ....
<9> Trying to match 'meep.hopto.org' with '([a-zA-Z0-9_-]+\.)+(org | com | net)'
<9> is there a better regex to match server names?
<9> also, mine doesn't work for some reason :9
<6> might take out the spaces there
<9> ok
<9> haha
<9> good call
<6> :)
<9> so after that, is it a pretty solid regex, or not really?
<6> looks fine
<6> but i'm not a regex guy
<9> ok
<9> been a while on the old regex :)
<9> it's neat that C# lets you do that though
<10> well it's not so solid
<10> a domain can't start with an underscore or a dash
<10> nor can it be longer than 60 something (?) characters
<10> and all sorts of stuff, if you wanna be anal about it
<9> madbovine, i mean i could be, but in this case it really won't be an issue
<9> it is just going to try to connect to the server, so at worst it fails.
<9> man
<9> first day of semester is a pain
<9> already have to drop and add a cl***
<9> ;/
<11> :) A ha
<11> I thought a PHP channel existed among the m*** of channels on undernet
<9> yeah...
<9> nobody would imagine it being at #php though
<11> Very good point
<11> The correct name for it though
<11> Would be $channelname = "PHP";
<11> Anyways, I have to step away from the comp for a sec, so I'll ask this now since we're all asleep, and an answer should be here by the time I get back if anybody knows. Hehe. Yes, I did read the rules
<11> My PHP programmer and I are trying to resize an image (He knows what he's doing, me, not so much), if the width or height is over 500px, then proportionally resize it depending on the larger of the two
<11> http://imule.pastebin.com/509768 Go wild. Haha
<11> (Not be right back)
<11> Now*
<12> does the time() function use the server or clients time?
<9> php.net/time
<13> it doesn't say on php.net
<9> experiment then..
<9> lol
<9> however
<9> i'll just tell you
<9> think about what you have asked
<13> hehe :D
<11> *Coughs* Isn't PHP server-side software? :)
<13> well I guess its the server, but I just need to be sure
<9> Vonuts, exactly. you can make it display the time of the client, but you have to do some funky stuff for that.
<11> Only way I know how is by using Java/Javascript lol
<13> right server side it is, thanks
<11> So anyone have an answer to my image resizer?
<9> um
<9> sec?
<11> Er?


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