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<0> What arguments should I supply?
<1> The ones the manual tells you to.
<0> Oh, got it. G and i.
<0> Sorry to bother you, like. I was looking at time().
<1> G has no leading zero
<1> You want H
<0> Okay, thanks.
<2> ouch... http://www.wiremob.com/view.php?id=69605
<1> Yeah, had that happen a couple of times.
<1> Paintball markers at close range do wonders.
<2> madness...those are some nasty bruises.
<1> Got ones equally as bad my first time out, when I was like 9
<3> sheesh. thank god it's not a "rough" sport, lol!
<1> Dress in layers, even if it's hot. :)
<3> I should take a paintball gun with me on the golf course...
<1> Chances are that'd be ***ault with a deadly weapon



<3> it'd be awful hard to concentrate on a long putt if you're worried about getting shot by a paintball...
<3> oh. did anyone see that BBC interview with the cab driver?
<1> I believe Bill is American, as am I
<3> as am I :)
<1> Ah.. well, I don't get BBC here (no digital cable)
<3> heh. I heard about it on NPR :)
<1> Ah. Don't own a radio, either.
<3> I'm looking for the video link, but the summary is, the BBC mistakenly took a cab driver (who was in the lobby waiting to see someone about a job) for an "internet expert". they interviewed him on live TV....
<1> Not that I'd listen to it if I did...
<3> it was hilarious
<1> lol, that'd be embarr***ing for both him and the BBC
<3> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgsHEFWptpg&search=BBC%20apple%20computer
<3> watch his expression when they introduce him
<3> I dunno.
<3> yep. it's flash.
<4> SmugWimp: where's the download button ?
<5> Good morning/evening depending on where you are... If you are up.. please look at http://pastebin.com/720231 and tell me why the highlighted line gives me an error.
<6> else if
<6> not elseif
<7> hi all
<6> and remove the ; from the if () lines
<6> also from the else;
<5> ty Tamama
<4> NOT_A_PHP_CODER: http://www.php.net/tutorial
<5> Novell_ thank you too.. I read the manual and could not figure it out...
<7> just a quickie. I have retrieved a dataset from a postgres database and am looping though the results using a while loop and a pg_fetch_***oc, this brings back each row at a time untill all rows are retured. if I place a transaction block inside my while loop (BEGIN, COMMIT), will it lose the result set i am looping though in the first place when the transaction commits?
<4> NOT_A_PHP_CODER: The syntax for if is here: http://www.php.net/if
<6> Tankshell: postgresql supports safe-points.. read up on them
<5> Novell_ here is my source http://pastebin.com/720236
<5> Directly from the PHP Manual.... so the manual is wrong.
<4> PHP_CODER: give link to the manual page so it can be corrected please
<5> I downloaded the chm from the PHP website...
<4> that could be out-of-date or what not
<4> give link to the manual online
<5> http://www.php.net/manual/en/
<4> that's not it
<4> I want a link to the page with the code you used
<4> that you said was in the manual
<7> Tamama: ta will have a browse of the postgres docs
<5> this is it... http://us3.php.net/get/php_manual_en.chm/from/a/mirror
<4> PHP_CODER: _not_ the chm
<4> the online manual
<4> the chm was last updated 23 November 2005
<6> moin dwork
<8> Good morning.
<4> morning dork
<4> err dwork
<9> j england
<5> Novell_ this is what you helped me do http://petcentralsanantonio.com/PetsReadyForAdoption.php?q=Cats&status=Active
<5> http://petcentralsanantonio.com/PetsReadyForAdoption.php?q=Dogs&status=Active
<5> http://petcentralsanantonio.com/PetsReadyForAdoption.php?q=DogsWeveBred&status=Active
<3> he's helping you sell used dogs?
<5> SmugWimp and former stray animals too!
<3> On guam, we don't call them "strays". we call them "boonie" animals...
<5> I call them sad and helpless
<3> My Ex-Girlfriend used to sell used dogs...
<5> I work for a pet rescue org in San Antonio.... It is good for the soal to help others....
<3> soul. and yes.
<8> Yeah. Besides, homeless pets are cheaper than fresh beef and most people don't notice the difference.
<8> It's a good thing



<3> a little salt, and you're good to go.
<8> Yes
<5> My square dance caller and her sister run the shelter,,, I donate the web/design/programming/hosting... because I love pets.
<8> So do I, properly marinated.
<5> dwork that is just sick.... lol
<3> my cat would outweigh all of your "ready for adoption" cats combined.
<8> Cats are particularly tasty.
<3> your square dance caller? wow. you ARE in texas. ;)
<5> My 11 year old kitty would kick your cats butt... he is declawed on all four paws.. and packs a hard left right combo...
<3> it wouldn't take much to kick our cat's butt... although with all the fat, I doubt it would affect her much...
<5> SmugWimp I learned originally in Texas.. took it to Chicago... and Now I am home again. I pretty much do fund raisers for a living.....
<3> you might sprain a hamstring or something...
<3> heh. help our local public radio station ;)
<5> I am currently working on a Regional Square Dance that will give the proceeds to The Lukhemia and Lymphoma Society of San Antonio, and PetCentralSanAntonio.com... I love my work.
<3> go for it :)
<3> it's people like you, that make people like me proud of people like you :)
<9> i'm the only gay in the village
<5> lol
<5> SportsJock what village? ;-)
<9> lolol
<9> merthyr tydfil
<3> does it have an idiot?
<3> or do you wear more than one hat? ;)
<5> Only if the dumb *** that originally said that will back up his words.
<5> who originally said it takes a village to raise a child... was it Clinton?
<3> I'd bet a lot of villages have his children...
<3> although I'd take him over GWB
<5> SmugWimp Thank you for the comment. It is people like you that give support to and make people like me want to do the wonderful things I do...
<5> GWB... is a pile of ****
<3> you're being kind.
<5> and you know what kind... lol
<4> don't make my **** feel bad =/
<5> lol Novell_
<3> one of the ironic things are, we're spending billions of dollars so that Iraq can be a "democracy". ok fine. But the US Citizens of Guam cannot vote for president. so what's up with that?
<5> I have an account on myspace.com and there is a hysterical person there named poop
<5> SmugWimp what is the bs about sending troups here to protect our borders after so many years of doing nothing to keep people from coming in.
<3> with a name like "poop" you'd have to be a character...
<5> the persons default photo is a stein of beer next to a plate of poop...
<3> My wife wants to adopt one of your cats.
<3> I told her only if she pays shipping.
<10> where can i change the default .html on this http://85.255.116.146/ ?
<10> it work find when i browse in http://localhost/
<10> it redirect me to c:\web\ folder but in http://85.255.116.146/ the default apache page is shown
<5> SmugWimp call the number on the site and tell Leslie or Terry their web designer referred you!
<4> PeTerWORK-: check what DocumentRoot you have in httpd.conf
<5> if you need a good laugh... http://media.bofunk.com/media/videos163448754/ugqxzgoukuvxbzpkjyzjwzkuipochiseiivbgnxg.wmv
<11> I think its pretty obvious I DONT need a good laugh
<11> thank you very much
<5> hajuu how would I know that?
<10> Novell_: i already change the httpd.conf and it work when i browse using 'http://localhost/' address
<10> but not in http://85.255.116.146/ address
<12> square dancing is for fags
<5> ty Style-Z when are you going to start dancing with us?
<4> PeTerWORK-: you didn't change all vhosts
<10> Novell_: yes
<12> haha wait
<12> you call yourself a web 'designer' ?
<12> hahaha
<12> dude i like you
<4> PeTerWORK-: ,maybe you're browsing a cached version then and didn't restart the webserver
<12> you're funny
<10> #Include conf/extra/httpd-vhosts.conf
<4> PeTerWORK-: that's commented out
<10> Novell_: i already restarted several times...
<5> I am wondering what your problem is Style-Z.. get up on the wrong side of the bed?
<12> haha no im happy as larry
<10> Novell_: when i browse use 'http://localhost/' it redirects me to c:\web\index.html
<12> but probably not as happy as lesie
<12> *leslie
<10> but when in http://85.255.116.146/ the default page of apache is shown
<12> or terry
<4> PeTerWORK-: so you didn't configure apache correctly then
<12> yeah thats configured wrong PeTerWORK-
<4> it's still using the default htdocs dir


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