@# Quotes DB     useful, funny, interesting





Google
 
Web www.quotesdb.info
Undernet  |  EFnet  |  Quakenet  |  Freenode  |  Dalnet  |  Ircnet  |  Galaxynet
Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10



Comments:

<0> the supper is coming
<0> the last time was faul-start
<1> how can i get the curentdate in php ?
<2> how can you get the date?
<2> maybe with a function like...
<2> date()?
<1> aha ok :)
<1> i'm new ...
<1> :)
<3> if i have a table with banned masks (*@something.com, something@*.com), how do i match it against a variable (something@somethingelse.com)?
<3> i guess i'll have to retrieve all table values and do a one-one preg_match agaisnt the variable?
<0> write a function for it or use strpos or regex smart
<2> lol @ gunther
<2> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3238343021359056276
<3> i know how to match it, what i'm asking is.. will i have to retrieve all the rows of the table and run 'em all on a php function?
<2> norwegian in a wifebeater with a mullet



<3> or can i do it in sql?
<2> pulpfiction: i'd research how to do regex matches in your DB's SQL
<2> would be much faster
<3> rdw, i see
<3> i guess mysql is capable of.. let me see
<2> yeah, it should be
<4> can anyone help me with compiling php?
<4> main.obj : error LNK2001: unresolved external symbol _ts_free_worker_threads
<2> ouch
<2> have you googled that error message?
<4> yea
<4> nothing
<2> you're not compiling on windows, are you?
<4> :s
<4> I wish I had my freebsd server back :(
<2> hehe. why not just download the binaries?
<4> I want ot enable debugging
<2> i can't imagine what kind of nightmare compiling from source on windows would be. good luck with that.
<4> I've fixed sooo many things...and everytime I think i get closer, theres always another error
<3> rdw, it didn't work as expected
<3> SELECT * FROM `events_banned` WHERE 'webmas@yahoo.com' REGEXP CONCAT('^',email,'$')
<3> no, wait
<3> it did :)
<5> why are you using regexp for such a simple operation as string comparison?
<6> !seen Alia*
<2> haha, n00b
<7> lol
<6> rdw: I was here long before you, so be nice
<2> 15:09 -!- zor [x@zor.users.undernet.org] has joined #php
<2> nope, you lose
<7> Yes, behave.
<6> I'm looking for Alia26, she used to hang here
<2> zor: we don't allow girls here anymore.
<2> their periods attract bears.
<7> Too much temptation :/
<6> :>
<6> ok, thanks:)
<8> Here's an odd one for you all. I'm making a simple telnet server for w32, but when the command 'dir' is executed, keyboard input display is lost. The code is here: http://pastebin.com/663668 . Would welcome suggestions.
<0> so, rdw, youre not home ? (i mean home home)
<2> zor: don't try the whole "i've been on irc since you were in diapers" routine. I know good and well who alia is and she's been idle for ages.
<2> at least 2 or 3 months. and it's been glorious.
<2> pieg: no, i'm at my apartment
<0> why is that man ?
<2> i like it here.
<0> dint you visit your mom for easter ?
<0> i-o
<2> yes, we went to church together and was there for several hours afterward
<0> oh, cool, good son
<2> :D
<2> how 'bout you?
<2> you with family?
<8> anyone?
<0> WHERE ARE TALKING HERE DONT YOU NOTICE THAT ?!
<0> rdw: my gramnda invited us to a breakfast, and the supper was at home, a while ago
<8> pieg: Just trying to stay ontopic.
<0> then tell us hows your easter - thats the topic now
<2> ^^
<9> easter was a bummer couldent find a M&M easter egg
<8> don't really celebrate easter. :p
<2> dropd: you're missing out. it's a glorious time :)



<0> M&M ?
<9> i read that NZ buys 20 easter eggs per person- i dont see how thas possible, but thats what i read
<0> yeah its a cool time, like every chrism***
<2> Eldritch: how many did you buy?
<9> buy 0 got 3
<0> we bougth 60 yesterday for 4 per. family
<9> need more relatives :-)
<8> uhm but seriously guys ... would any of you have a look?
<0> 4 persisns in family, to be clear
<3> madbovine, 'cause the email field can be a regex, such as .+@hotmail.com
<2> dropd: what do you mean "seriously?" Easter isn't serious?
<9> seriously dropd we come here when we are sidk of writing our own code, now why would we want to look at yours?
<0> dropd: do we ake you to celebrate easter?
<2> +1 point Eldritch
<2> +1 point pieg
<8> pieg: sorry?
<9> bunnies are serious
<9> i like bunnies
<0> ake == make
<9> especially in stew
<2> Eldritch: there was a lamb in church this morning
<2> he said o_O
<2> it was cute
<9> with mint sauce?
<0> haha
<8> Oh, if you'll make me celebrate? Sure, if you can get my server working, i'll celebrate for days on end.
<9> cute and tasty :-)
<0> dropd: you misunderstood us
<0> it was an after-easter karl!
<8> what's a karl?
<10> Hrm, I want a garbage plate but I dont know if Tahous is open on easter.
<5> pulpfiction: gotcha
<2> lol a garbage plate?
<2> what's that? and what's a tahous?
<10> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Tahou_Hots
<9> _PhAnTaSm is dumpster diving for dinner
<0> wtf is that ?
<2> dude...dude...
<2> that looks....
<2> "regional"
<9> that would fee my family for a week
<10> I'm all bout the cheeseburg garbage plate.
<9> feded
<0> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hot+karl
<2> _PhAnTaSm: haha, i used to work with this guy from up North. we went to Waffle House one time and he ordered a "garbage omelet"
<0> Cyk: DO WE CARE?
<10> Hehe, well its not as popular as our western neighboor's 'Buffalo Wings', but its pretty popular.
<9> pieg to do that much hot karl'ing you much be full of ****
<0> i sometimes borrow some, Eldritch
<2> _PhAnTaSm: the waitress just brought him a regular omeleet...he was like "uh oh, if she doesn't know what 'garbage' means in a food sense, i wonder what she may have done to it"
<10> hehe
<10> Ya, garbage just means pile that **** all in together.
<0> paypal please
<8> omfg...i'm off to dalnet
<0> _PhAnTaSm should be a nice hot karler, while he eats that
<8> happy easter :p
<2> dropd: later gater
<9> i have a feacespal account
<0> whats thta, Eldritch ?
<2> haha
<2> pwn3d
<0> lol
<2> http://www.ambrosiasw.com/Ambrosia_Times/November_97/Art/davidyum.jpg
<9> dalnet, i thought all the cild molesters got that one closed
<10> haha rdw.
<0> who's that
<10> Just some random pic.
<2> lol @ the dixie cups. looks like a cl***y place
<2> and is that a plastic fork?
<10> Defentally.


Name:

Comments:

Please enter the result of the sum 63 + 46 (to avoid spam):






Return to #php
or
Go to some related logs:

annierichards
rapidshare groping asians
lkjdsfa
.cpp RasDial()
#java
GTK+-2.8 Ubuntu deb
#MissKitten
additional info: operation not permitted within namingContext
devicenet lib
#AllNiteCafe



Home  |  disclaimer  |  contact  |  submit quotes