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<0> Yeah..
<0> Ok..
<0> Just come to my house. We have more, better weed than amsterdam.
<1> darn i love these "you ve got five left" greenleaves inside my king size Smoking rice papers, that means i have only five perfect, latino size, movie prop jamaica structured inverse glued dutch design cones to smoke
<2> Address?
<0> 6 stfu narc lane, k10x l0l, romania.
<2> LOLZ
<3> hahaha
<3> god I hate ups
<3> if I end up in hell, I'll be eternally waiting for an update to some tracking information on ups's website via a romanian dialup connection
<4> hi
<4> what is wordpress
<4> ?
<0> nazau:
<2> google.
<3> google
<5> Google.
<1> Google
<2> great minds think the same
<6> google
<7> Google
<2> google
<3> hahahah
<0> its what your mum uses to distribute pornography.. Luckilly your package isnt very big.
<0> er
<0> I mean
<4> are you a crew of idiots
<0> google.
<6> you understand that you can use google ?
<0> nazau: seems probable
<0> aw
<6> lol
<2> ME NO UNDERSTAND
<5> Darn it, dravine beat me to it.
<2> PHPBB PLZ
<3> :D
<3> first one of the day
<1> arf, i should have recomemnded him to go use google
<3> .ro 0 | dravine 1
<5> It was going to be mine too.
<0> aw its about time to put my plants to bed
<2> not a .ro, a .lb
<0> haha hey its nicos
<1> looks like someone smokes their own cum
<0> Ophiocus: Is that someone... you?
<1> hell it beats toad milk i guess
<3> ew
<3> man I feel all dirty now
<3> .lb
<0> id smoke toad milk
<0> dmt++
<0> getchew high essay
<0> essay lol
<1> yeah read the footnote
<1> me? am gonna power through!!1!11 J00
<3> I wish this mocha would never end
<0> dont make me rage against my machine
<0> poop();
<3> I hope a dingo eats your children hajuu
<1> i bet hes hoping that too to cut down on tuition paychecks
<3> crackheads don't pay tuition
<3> they whore themselves out and buy drugs
<1> ha
<3> like, all these "hot" women hajuu "flirts" with all the time
<3> are really 80 years old, and paying him $20 for some cunny
<8> damn, i wish i could convert the guys on this project to postgresql
<1> lol
<3> rdw, from mssql?
<8> yes
<3> w0rd
<3> but you'd lose those l337 db design tools you were so hot on last week
<3> ;)
<8> MSSQL is a decent db, but the company won't buy us stout enough servers to run it properly
<3> yeah
<8> dravine: well, they make all the same tools for pg, and you can bet i'd install them ;)
<3> windows has too much overhead as an OS to be decent for serving
<8> but it's converting the older guys that is the problem
<3> heh
<8> they know MSSQL and "by golly they'll learn something new over their own dead bodies!"
<3> well
<8> dravine: yes, i hate hate hate windows servers
<3> just wait till vista server comes out
<3> imagine it!
<3> a rack mount server with a 3d accellerated 256meg vid card
<1> older? take pics of 9 y o girls and tell them "migrate and this poon is yours"
<3> just so you can see the event viewer all l337
<8> the place i used to work for served all their **** off of one red hat 7.0 linux box with 256 megs of ram
<8> granted, it wasn't all that high a server load, but for this shop to maintain the same load we need dual xeons with 2 gigs of ram
<3> yeah, well you don't have the windowing environment as part of the kernel
<8> yep
<9> hei ! how can i find the size of an array in PHP ?
<3> count()
<9> dravine ?
<8> dravine: yep, and you know why it's like that in this shop? because that way they don't have to hire a sysadmin. any intern can over, right click on "IIS" and click "start"
<8> if we had a professional sysadmin and a professional db admin, we'd be 100% better off
<3> rdw, well, one sysadmin could probably be both
<3> some old unix dude who knows his db **** too
<8> but they want to just have the developers admin the systems in our spare time
<9> hei ! how can i find the size of an array in PHP ?
<3> in a small shop, a full time sysadmin is a huge expense
<3> ****ing rotards
<8> dravine: lol, this a ****ing $100 million+ per year company
<3> rdw, yeah, but how many servers do you have to maintain?
<3> enough to keep someone doing just that full time?
<8> there's people in this room making 6 figures, but unfortunately 90% of the company is business consulting and sales
<8> they consider all of IT to be a "necessary evil"
<8> so IT is treated like Indian outsourced labor
<3> this shop is noting but IT
<8> they grit their teeth, sigh, and sign our paychecks vowing next year to find a way to do their job without "all these damn programmers"
<8> haha
<3> I couldn't even begin to guess what we do a year
<3> don't think it's 100 million
<8> dravine: no, this company is like 50 offices in major cities throughout the country and even some worldwide
<8> it's big-time. hehe
<3> right on
<3> we're a small, very specialised shop
<8> *nod*
<8> i've worked in small specialty shops and in big corporate
<3> we've got 2 sys admins, 5 programmers, 2 designers, 3 sales people
<8> there's advantages to both
<8> I love the personal touch of small to medium sized business
<3> yeah
<8> but i like the money and resources in big business ;)
<3> most people here own their work equipment
<3> hehe
<3> I've got sweet bennies here
<3> no begging required
<8> awesome
<8> hehe, when i worked in small business i made like $400 a week. that dental visit would have been a no-go if I wanted to still pay rent. lol
<3> yeah
<3> I have a flexible spending acct
<10> Are your dentists really that expensive?! That's crazy.
<3> $20 per paycheck is in it before taxes
<3> Liam, yeah
<3> but they're good
<8> Liam: yep. $223 for my last tooth cleaning
<10> You'd expect them to be damn good for that money!
<8> but i'm 24 years old and have never had a single cavity
<8> Liam: yeah, that's why American dentists drive ferrarris
<3> I've got around $4K worth of dental work
<10> My last tooth clean =
<10> rdw - true true
<3> braces, invisable fillings
<3> not those nasty looking metal ****ers
<8> it's all a game anyway. insurance companies and doctors are in the bed with each other so completely
<8> i'm sure the dentist doesn't really get $200 from my insurance, that's just what they both write on the paper
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