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<0> the line 434 is: var $xml_parser = xml_parser_create();
<1> Look at the line above, moleculosu
<0> the line above is the end of a function
<2> I got a telecommuting job for Web Development its cool
<2> except that its in India so I only gaid paid $1.49 per hour
<3> tasm, of 94 sent out, only had 19 serious offers, 0 have come through in the end
<2> and every year I have to fly to india for a meeting, so that eats up the wages.
<1> moleculosu: so it's one of the lines from that function
<1> SJr: are you serious?
<2> lol no
<0> why .. it doesn't give me a parse error before i include the xml parsing functions into the cl***
<1> Because, sadly, that sounds realistic
<1> moleculosu: you likely have a stray {, }, or ;
<1> Or one missing
<4> anyone know off the top of their head, the str function to capture untill a certain char is reached?
<5> substr?



<6> hey this year linux turns 15
<4> yea thats it
<4> thanx tamahome
<0> take a look http://pastebin.com/556260
<0> near the line 434
<7> morning
<0> i close the cl*** right after those examples
<8> eenie meenie miney moe
<8> catch a rotard by the to
<8> if it jijiji's let it go
<8> enie menie minie ro
<9> dravine, i have that image display so tight that the images don't even show up in google cache and it's impossible to download the image (minus screen shot)
<9> pimp
<8> nice
<8> wow
<8> had this task to fix this thing
<8> went to look at the broke thing
<8> and it wasn't broke
<8> <= kung fu is powerful'
<5> kung pow is stronger
<8> 10x
<8> jijiji
<8> l0lz
<5> j00r s0 31337
<4> substr, isnt quite what i needed, im looking for a function to return a string up to a certain char.
<8> Y0U D0NT 3V3N D3ZERV A F!SHii
<4> not an int pos
<8> split
<8> er
<8> explode rather
<1> or strpos() + substr()
<5> ***plode?
<5> yeah, what cai said too
<4> ok, thanx guys
<8> nipples
<1> Tamahome: how many checkboxes are there going to be? Enough to not want to run through an array after each check box is clicked?
<1> Because that's seemingly the only way I can think to do it
<1> Hrmm.. unless you can do bitmasking in javascript
<4> yea, explode is perfect, thanx again
<1> explode() will cause quite a bit of unnecessary overhead
<4> how can i avoid that?
<1> Read above
<4> k
<5> cai: 1 for each database hit, so potentially quite a few (I'd guess at least 16+)
<3> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1309610693318372088 ****ing sweet
<1> ah, 16 is nothing
<10> They tested those engines about 15 miles from my house. Pratt&Whitney until the engines blow up. When they did, we coudl hear it.
<5> ouch
<11> what is Resource id #13 ?
<1> Freaking checkboxes
<1> This is being a bit of a pain
<1> vovva: the third resource you registered
<1> For instance, a MySQL resource, an image resource, etc
<11> but what cen the reson be for the var is set to Resource id #13?
<1> Because you did something stupid like echo $sql; or echo $im;
<3> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=517198059628627413 <--lol brit troops on LSD
<11> hmm
<1> Oi.. Tamahome: these bastard checkboxes are giving me a headache, and i'm not getting anywhere



<9> http://www.garnerscl***ics.com/wavs/nation/kiss***.wav
<5> csi: if it wasn't a control array it would be SO SIMPLE.... argh!
<5> s/csi/cai/
<1> Best I can come up with is to loop through each one after a checkbox goes unchecked
<1> Anyways, I'm going to go take a hot bath to rid me of my woes
<1> :D
<5> OK, thanks for trying anyways
<1> I had a fairly decent working version with just changing the submit's .enabled (started off as <input disabled="true"/>) based on the clicks
<1> Anyways, I'm audi
<12> hello.
<12> interesting topic. fishes.
<12> what type? catfish? trout? b***?
<12> :)
<12> I'm trying to get php and mysql to talk. They're both installed - but apparently not talking.
<12> " This PHP environment does not have support for any of the databases that PunBB supports. PHP needs to have support for either MySQL, PostgreSQL or SQLite in order for PunBB to be installed. "
<5> do you have MySQL enabled in php.ini?
<12> newbie, here tamahome
<12> php.ini
<12> let me get that open.
<12> (sorry)
<12> oddly enough
<12> it's in the windows directory
<12> mysql.dll is listed in the windows extensions
<12> allow.persistent = on
<5> oh you're on a Windows box... have fun.
<12> hehe
<12> sorry - it's what I've got to work with
<5> I tried to get them going on mine and didn't have much luck, decided to stick with MSSQL 2005
<12> hehe
<12> don't blame you
<12> but don't have that myself.
<12> I do have a linux box but the last admin just had to have command line interface only
<12> The wunderkind didn't put in gui
<12> thanks for the responds
<12> I really appreciate it, tamahome
<12> cul8r - lunch time
<5> grrrrr, sites that capture right clicking need to be drawn and quartered
<3> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8248766101102341416 lol one of the best commercials ever
<13> Yay. Internet connection's back up!
<1> "Internet?"
<1> Yay for realising I was a 'tard and not making this variables static (compiled with no errors!)
<1> But in doing so, I broke some of the callbacks :(((((
<14> recompizzle it
<13> Yay for changing one thing and breaking another inadvertently!
<1> Well, I have to debug the callbacks being b0rked now
<1> It's only, the most important ones, too!
<1> Like on_window_destroy
<14> heh
<14> smart code
<1> Well, it's GTK, so I named the callbacks after their respective events
<13> GTK's hot
<1> Hrm.. I honestly have no idea why it's not recognizing some of these callbacks
<10> http://us.gizmodo.com/gadgets/cellphones/iphone-concept-photos-leaked-155047.php
<10> heh
<1> Looks very 1980's
<10> Truely.
<1> Something you'd find in Knight Rider, perhaps
<10> Looks like it'd A) Break and B) ****
<10> If anything apple woudl do a candybar.
<10> Not a flip.
<1> candybar?
<1> CANDYBARS</super troopers>
<10> http://www.nokiausa.com/phones/6682 <--- candybar
<10> http://www.nokiausa.com/phones/6256i/0,7747,,00.html <-- flip
<5> feh, screw this XSLT crap
<1> Ah. I think I like the candy bar more
<15> shoot me
<15> please
<1> I quite like those sidetalkers or whatever
<10> http://www.nokiausa.com/phones/7280/0,2803,,00.html <-- no ****ing idea what category that belongs in
<15> someone
<15> put me out of my misery
<1> JC^Omega: why?
<1> _TaSm: woah, that's.. weird.


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