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<0> Cops always ****.
<1> narf zort
<2> ohio cops **** more
<0> And *I* don't drive too slow.
<1> it's cai!
<3> Allthough i'm possibly biting off more than i can chew, i'll just say 'gun crime'.#
<4> it's me!
<2> I'll drive all the way around OH through indiana
<2> becacuse I hate ohio so much
<0> dravine: your call.
<0> I mean, I can't think of a single reason to *ever* go into Michigan.
<5> liam .. own a gun.. prevent a crime
<2> kaneda_, it's mostly the slow driving, uninteresting terrain, and all the people who drive 60mph in the left lane
<4> 60mph?! That's much too fast for the left lane! AHAHAHAHAHAHA
<2> yeah



<0> Okay, our drivers are slow. Our drivers have a "water-soluble" intelligence.
<2> in ohio
<0> I can't argue with that.
<3> lol NeB{wRk}, its hard to own a gun here legally now. Generally a good thing, gun crime isnt really an issue (unless you are a scumbag killing another scumbag)
<2> kaneda_, that's really my only bitch about ohio
<4> When I was first learning how to drive, I drove 15 hours from Missouri to Ohio... there was this one section of narrow two lane traffic with concrete barriers at 70mph
<4> That scared the living crap out of me
<0> dravine: I can't even fault you on that.
<2> you see someone in michigan driving like a ****tard
<2> 98% chance they have an ohio plate
<6> okay my question is a stupid question really, well, wait arnt all my questions stupid?? Well here I go, I have this drop down menu box, and I have this product_group in my db, I woud like the default setting of the drop menu box to the equal to the product_group in my db
<0> Gerbitz: the selected="selected" attribute on your <option> tags does that.
<5> bwahahah
<0> Or, not.
<0> Ha.
<4> I'd read that question, but he asked in multiple channels with that same "aren't all my questions stupid" thing
<0> Okay, maybe I should stop feeding the .rotards
<7> somewhere, he's going
<3> <option value="blah" selected>whatever</option>
<7> wtf, whered dravine go?
<8> is there a similar function to regex replace function in php?
<0> Off to kill some Ohio drivers, sounds like
<4> Liam: HTML sux
<4> Advocated: eh?
<0> Juh?
<8> well, ive got that insert thing to work, so now in my textarea, im being left with:
<8> [B]text[/B] for example
<9> xhtml owns though
<3> cai uh-huh... but it's a necesary evil!
<4> Liam: no, use XHTML
<4> It makes sense
<8> now, i need some way to be able to (when i press submit) change that to actually make "text" bold
<8> if that makes sense
<0> Semantic, well-formed XML. It's hott.
<3> fair enough.
<4> Advocated: so you'd use regexps, like you said
<8> that the only way, or best way?
<4> That's the best way
<2> S^Gerbitz whatever, im sorry none of us are as smart as you
<2> dravine me too
<2> bhahahah
<4> Hey, my hand no longer smells like a tackle box
<4> It smells like steak sauce
<0> My hand smells like manjam.
<4> And that is?
<0> Funny?
<8> cai why tackle box? you been fishing?
<2> nah
<4> Advocated: no, nor have I been eating steak
<2> he fingered your mum
<0> dravine: ...is that you, Hajuu?
<2> no
<4> Heh, that really was a hajuu-like thing to say
<1> hrm
<2> yeah
<4> So much, that I checked, too
<2> I know
<1> who's the 500?
<4> nic and another
<2> who no one seems to know
<1> hrm... they havn't logged in?



<4> Yeah
<1> stupid users
<4> JC^Omega: nope, for 25 days
<2> nic was logged in today
<1> ::shakes head::
<4> as skinicide?
<2> yeah
<4> hrmm
<2> skinicide@
<4> stupid x
<2> or rather skinicide.users.undernet.org
<2> indeed
<1> hrm
<1> lol
<2> love those fishes!
<2> ****
<2> I'm really hungry now
<1> fish heads... fish heads... rolly polly fish heads
<1> fish heads...fish heads.. eat them up yum!
<1> I took a fish head out to see a movie, didn't have to pay to get it in!
<4> I should be upgraded to a 400 level, I'm always here
<1> fish heads fish heads... rolly polly fish heads.. fish heads fish heads eat them up yum!
<1> I'm done
<1> I'm always lurking about
<2> I'm usually here too
<2> but kb abilities keep me happy
<3> cai, out of curiosity how do you get upgraded? Just stickign around the channel?
<2> so I can .rogulate
<4> Well, I'm not always active, but i'm here
<4> Liam: upgraded in what sense? Like computer-wise?
<3> eg: to a '400 level'
<4> Ah, no, a 500 has to do it
<0> I think *I* should be upgraded.
<4> Aren't you relatively new?
<1> lol
<0> Completely.
<0> I just like to fit in.
<1> I vote for kaneda to be 500
<1> ;)
<1> kidding btw
<0> score.
<10> ugh
<1> your not going to like explode into some m***ive beast thing right
<4> +r?
<10> Woot, now your upgraded.
<1> start calling yourself akira
<4> Ah, channel mode.. duh
<0> Akira comes at level 500
<4> What the crap are y'all talkin' about?
<0> So, what happens now? Do I get, like, hair in new placeS?
<0> Start becoming attracted to things?
<11> yes
<4> Anything that isn't nailed down
<11> and you'll get free dwarf porn
<4> You can be like my bunny, who humps my puzzles
<3> sweet...dwarf porn
<4> /while/ I'm working on them.
<0> ...I'm oddly turned on by that.
<11> german dwarf porn
<10> haha dont image search google with safe search off while at work with the terms "drunk hunter" or "drunk hunting"
<11> "GNTER! MEIN BETT, BITTE!"
<1> lol
<3> lol
<4> /DCC GET Lame_nick gnter-fisten_und_dildo.mpeg
<11> cai, you won't get it
<12> blah, god I hate AVG
<4> As do I
<1> lol
<1> ROFLMAO
<11> And it hates you
<1> /dcc get cai bitch_****s_fish.avi
<10> Avg seems to work well for me.
<12> AVG slows my system to a crawl when it insists on doing a system scan


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