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<0> do you even know what that U is supposed to be doing?
<1> n-c: Don't.. really care.
<0> U (PCRE_UNGREEDY)
<0> This modifier inverts the "greediness" of the quantifiers so that they are not greedy by default, but become greedy if followed by "?". It is not compatible with Perl. It can also be set by a (?U) modifier setting within the pattern.
<0> u (PCRE_UTF8)
<0> This modifier turns on additional functionality of PCRE that is incompatible with Perl. Pattern strings are treated as UTF-8. This modifier is available from PHP 4.1.0 or greater on Unix and from PHP 4.2.3 on win32.
<1> Time to reinstall php/apache
<1> I guess
<2> preg_match_all( '/\bword\b/iu', $text, $out) not work too
<1> since I cant be bothered going and getting a monitor for my linux box
<0> Kaspian, I think you need to read the manual on how regex works in php
<2> tnx
<3> "The BBC is reporting that the British Government is working with Microsoft in order to gain backdoor access to hard drives encrypted by the forthcoming Windows Vista file system. Professor Anderson, professor of security engineering at Cambridge University, urged the Government to contact Microsoft over fears that evidence could be lost by suspects claiming to have forgotten their encryption key."
<0> _TaSm, yeah pretty damn **** eh?
<3> wtf is the point then?
<0> give hackers something to look for



<3> "Crackable Encryption" - "ITs a feature!"
<4> than they can say "sorry but we lost THEIR key,.. would you mind?"
<0> on the upside
<0> this will guarantee another decade of BOFH stories from theregister.co.uk
<3> I remember watching a hack where a person called in to a company and totally socially engineered some idiot receptoionist that just happened to have a root p***word for some god forsaken reason.
<0> "No conflicts created by this import"
<0> \o/
<0> _TaSm, social engineering is the best way to conduct support for customers
<0> one of my clients dsl went down
<3> *nod*
<0> couldn't get past the call center to any real tech support
<1> Thats because you dont have the launch codes.
<0> called in and said "This is larry down here at the grille, this damned thing isn't working, I need tim or dave in support to give me some ideas"
<3> Hah nice.
<0> thank god there's a lot of Tim's and Daves in the world
<3> Ya we did that for a domain for a client the other day.
<3> "We're setting up a second website, we need an A record added for stage.domain.com, thanks." ... "Ok all set."
<3> We just happened to know the right phone number.
<0> hehe, yeah
<3> But they didn't verify anything.
<1> _TaSm: Buy me a domain and claim it as a tax write off :P
<0> **** like that is why I don't buy domains from the smaller registrar/s
<1> Its both donating to charity, and a business expense!
<1> claim it twice
<3> Hajuu, ya I'm going to comit tax fraud to save you 6 bucks.
<0> they cost less for a reason
<0> probably that they pay their people crap
<3> Well this was this all in one sort of thing.
<5> Who sells domains for $6?
<3> They register and hold the domain under their name :-/
<0> yeah
<0> **** that
<3> cai, godaddy.
<5> Not .coms, they don't
<0> I only deal with network solutions
<5> Eww
<0> those ****ers are hard to convince to do anything
<0> even if it's legit
<5> Network solutions is like $80 for a domain, $700 for 50MB of hosting...
<1> lol
<0> I don't host with them
<0> just register the domain
<0> and it's only $35
<5> You could get a .com for $35 in 1995
<5> Does that tell you something?
<0> I let it lapse once for like 4 months
<0> and they wouldn't release it
<0> I was in the army
<0> couldn't reup it
<6> the good 'ol days
<0> ok, everyone seen the 'helpdesk' ads lately?
<0> the one with the truckers, where the rfid tags on the boxes informed the helpdesk that the truckers were lost
<5> Of the lone guy sitting in a weird place, like a traffic jam?
<0> UPS needs that _badly_
<0> yeah
<0> cai, exactly
<3> Ah damnit, my coupon code is dead, it was 5.19 per .com at godaddy.
<0> the trucker one had some lone chick in the middle of the desert
<0> my laptop was shipped friday
<5> I need to renew a domain at godaddy, but am like $0.50 short in my bank
<0> and ups has no recent info on it



<5> (Yes, I'm that broke)
<1> lol
<3> Woot, got it for 6.95 :-P
<3> So I was a wopping .95 off.
<3> Use coupon code goox3004at
<1> hahah
<1> goox
<5> Sweet
<6> that reminds me of goatse
<7> reminds me of your father.
<6> how did you like him?
<7> *shrug*
<7> damn
<0> heh
<3> cai here are a few more codes: http://www.webhostingtalk.com/showthread.php?t=481489
<7> just made my own smog/smoke/haze effects in blender
<7> came out oh so nice
<0> I should tweak my ajax scraper to smack ups's web tracker every minute till my package gets here
<5> nice
<8> I've got a form which asks basic questions like Name, Address etc - When I press Submit, it goes to the next page without any variables being processed
<8> Is there any difference that I should be aware of
<5> Congratulations
<6> doctinaso, there is a error on line 19
<5> You should know that we can't answer that without seeing code
<0> doctinaso, register_globals is off
<0> cai yeah we can
<5> I am willing to bet dravine is correct
<5> However, one cannot say with certainty
<0> <= got the miss cleo hookup
<0> I'm a .ro jedi
<6> lolz
<0> shut up Nascar01
<7> god I hate wednesdays
<0> no one cares that you can't get apache working
<0> f00l
<5> Ha
<8> i have the code
<6> LOLZ0RZ
<5> DR QUINN IS BLACK
<6> dravine plz dont be such larmer plz
<1> plzplz
<5> Dirty llamas
<8> can somebody help me?
<6> code plz lolz plz
<5> NO
<5> We need to see some damned code, so pastebin it
<8> how?
<0> doctinaso, I told you what the issue is
<0> rotard
<6> www.pastebin.com
<6> do we need to click it for you?
<5> Evidently
<5> But clicking text.. does nothing...
<9> he all.
<5> howd.
<0> y
<3> Heh cool, I just calculated and I saved 280 bucks for getting a lifetime TiVo service instead of a 10/mo
<4> miss cleo bash #616010
<5> dravine: it seemed evident to me that "y"s were not allowed
<0> well
<0> since we were all leaving off a letter
<0> and I was saying 'y0'
<0> that left me with just the y
<5> Either works.
<0> 8852 raleigh 15 0 359m 289m 17m S 95.8 28.6 14:55.71 mono
<0> god mono is the ****
<0> race condition anyone?
<9> I usually don't script in windows but my client insist on adding some flash interface to my php... Tough my problem is actually that under windows, I have some problems with sessions, they are sent and written, but the browser dosen't seems to accept them (while for plenty other sites, I can recieve the sessions var)... anyone got a clue about that.
<8> cai
<8> it ok .. i did
<6> link.
<5> Now give a link back.
<6> http://pastebin.com/555997
<8> http://pastebin.com/555997


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