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<0> no motor with more than 20 HP could fit under that hood
<1> crystal clear logic
<0> it's like a lawn mower
<0> pimped grandma's car
<1> haha instead of underchasis neons it ll get underchasis lawn blades
<2> Busythox lol
<3> Busythox: lmfao...it's a $700 motor, brand new
<3> http://www.jdmracingmotors.com/index.php?area=motors&motor_id=66
<0> damn 137 hp... one hp more than my merce :(
<3> 108 ft. lb.s of torque!!! it *is* a lawnmower
<0> I feel ripped off
<1> rdw is that site hosted on a 286 or some ****?
<3> Ophiocus: nahh, it's fast here...
<3> but it's 800MB of flash on it
<1> lol
<1> all that photoshoping and they didint give it a favicon



<0> the horror
<0> one great thing about car sites though
<0> they don't have to worry about standards, cuz no blind people will ever need a car
<0> of course there are other reasons to follow standards, but you get my point
<1> plus a text to speech would choke with all the acronyms
<4> jesus christ
<4> ****ting shawarmas is painful
<0> ...
<4> ever ate chicken shawarmas after a night of drinking?
<0> what's shawarmas?
<1> honda GORK zoGUKA FRRRRSHEWING with 2 LOCOLO pashmfn triwack engine
<4> then you don't go out enough
<4> lebanese food
<0> or i don't live in "let's try this new thing"-america
<4> chicken in a pita with garlic
<4> lots of garlic
<4> does wonders for your breath
<0> sounds good
<4> it's really good
<4> but it stinks
<1> if you have problems ****ting that you ought to stop getting male raped without lub dude
<0> garlic always makes stuff good
<3> Busythox: |pit's not cool enough to be American...what you thinkin'?
<1> LOL
<4> canuckian
<0> i dunno, what am I thinking?
<3> no u r
<0> isn't canada in america? musta missed some geography cl***es
<3> lol n00b
<1> hell
<1> am american
<0> yes hell is close by here
<5> canada is in north texas
<5> :P
<0> :P
<1> according to that
<5> new york is north east texas
<1> **** am a gringo now i ve got to shot myself to make the world a better place
<1> bugger
<3> what's a gringo?
<0> what's grammar?
<3> and why do VZ's use Euroslang like "bugger" and "wank"
<1> dravine would be cool to explain about the balcans in argentina, or was it chile?
<1> dont remember
<1> one of those american invasions to latin america, green berrets were called "green" and in protests the chants went "green go home"
<0> sounds like fun
<1> poplular coulture turned the chant into a noun to describe americans, hence the term green-go
<1> or gringo
<0> learned something new today
<3> is it an insult or a just a term?
<1> derogative, like japs or chinks but not as rude as nigger
<3> ahh
<3> so gringo:America as wetback:southAmerican
<1> wetback?
<0> wetback?
<0> :p
<1> lol didint know that one
<3> yeah
<3> well wetback are generally mexicans or cubans
<3> not really VZ's
<0> ah



<1> hooo cause of border jumping
<1> gotcha
<3> refers to the fact that their back are wet from swimming across the river to hop the border into america
<5> in eu we don't really have much slang for south america
<3> Ophiocus: what other derogitory terms do you guys use for Americans?
<1> k gonna go take kid to bk see if the little git gets tired enough to give me afternoon peace
<1> bbl
<3> haha, ok see ya
<3> i'll bbl too. gonna go eat lunch
<6> irzyxel: !
<6> we found your movie in the internet
<6> man, i didnt know youre so.... ...
<6> ah, youve already seen it!
<6> man.
<0> wot
<0> show us
<0> :P
<7> damn router
<8> it aint a DCC SEND "THISISATEST!225723956194" is it ?
<9> hi everyone. Anyone has problems using header() function with zend optimizer ? it seems that the script just stops when it shoud redirect the user to an URL...
<9> with zend optimizer turned off it works ok..
<7> no irzyxel, had to plug out my router to test at another site, and now i cant get the settings back properly
<8> RaMeE\OuT
<6> i just read bout a easter gay party at the white house
<10> pieg, when are we going?
<5> the new coke advert is clever... 'Put the lime in the coconut' / 'put the lime in the coke, you nut'
<3> haha
<6> Lame_nick: im not going
<6> http://www.funpic.hu/en.picview.php?id=13437
<3> my apartment smells like butt.
<11> afternoon everyone
<3> howdy, poot.
<7> http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/pics2/embar***.jpg
<10> haha
<7> maybe he got a free dildo..
<3> crutchfield sells car performance parts now?
<3> odd
<3> http://www.crutchfield.com/S-XXKa0qcyumi/specials/k&n/index.html?cm_re_o=fB5Bu5zTw*kwzp*LEjkzEpbET
<12> is there something like 'carp' for php?
<3> http://www.geckotribe.com/rss/carp/
<3> like that?
<12> uhm
<12> no
<12> like Perl's Carp
<3> oh, beats me. i don't know what perl's carp is
<12> erm ok
<12> well it's like this
<12> in your objects/modules, instead of throwing a warning, you use 'carp'
<12> carp('something is not right');
<12> now, when you write code that uses said module/object
<12> it'll throw the warning as though it were generated from the calling code
<12> i.e. it prints the line number where it was called from and prints the filename it was called from
<3> i don't know of such a thing in PHP, but that's not to say for sure it doesn't exist.
<12> instead of "MyObject.inc.php on line 695" it prints "pageCallingMyObject.php on line 45"
<12> k
<12> I'd imagine with exceptions it might not be hard to implement
<3> yeah, after a bit of googling seems people have implemented some perl style debugging with add on modules to php
<3> looks like their pretty out of date, though
<12> :(
<3> might just have to use exceptions and write them yourself like ya said :\
<12> yea. lame.
<12> oh well
<12> next question
<12> is there a variable to represent 'this cl***'
<3> 4.5
<3> yeah, that's right...4.5
<12> uhm
<12> yea cool
<13> hi
<13> if i have a text file, and i need to remove a line that contains a certain word. what is the comment to do that?
<5> /* remove line where word occurs */ <-- this is the comment :P


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