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<0> its gonna be tight
<1> atleast now, you can pretend to be a programmer ;)
<0> like your mum
<2> and tom cruise earns more than the average programmer
<2> exacube ahah
<2> :/
<2> i wouldnt want to program for a living either
<3> Tom cruise earns more than the president, by about 1,000%
<0> I would.
<2> my code ****s
<0> id code til my fingers bled
<0> for a nickel
<2> heh but.. i still kinda DO program for a living
<2> which is sad
<2> cuz i dont want to
<4> for a nickel? want a job?



<2> but hey
<3> Anyhow, I'm going to take a bunch of technical theater cl***es
<0> madbovine: hahah
<1> cai: why theater, of all fields?
<3> Well, movie making is just awesome
<0> what i really want is a cleaning lady to come clean my house before this girl comes
<0> but I doubt I could find one in time
<3> So you can be the cleaning lady.
<2> hah
<0> I dont wanna :(
<1> cai: oh, i thought you meant like.. live theater
<3> Just squeeze into a french maid outfit, and take some pictures.
<2> if you were a REAL MAN
<2> you'd get her to clean
<2> then **** her
<0> hahaha
<2> then kick her out
<3> exacube: well, I suppose that's how I'd have to start out.
<0> and then drink some BEER
<3> How right StyleZed is.
<0> WOO
<1> i wanna be a game programmer.. although i don't see much of a future in it
<1> i mean, the average salary isn't too great
<0> lolol
<3> No, salary isn't great, but it's usually above average.
<0> plus its all.. you know.. hard and stuff
<3> It's not really any harder than others
<0> and you will just be hated for your work anyway
<0> sooner or later
<1> most jobs are easier than programming
<3> Hmm, PapaBear should be confused now.
<1> LOL
<1> <0> plus its all.. you know.. hard and stuff
<1> <3> It's not really any harder than others
<2> haha
<2> hahahaha
<3> Anyhow, programming is not hard if you know how to do it.
<5> programming is not hard period.
<2> <rdw> man, vag's are so gross. like an open wound in a gut. always smells and blood and goo comin' out...like a festering sore that won't heal..
<0> your mums not hard once you know shes actually an intergalactic *** cyborg
<1> i disagree
<2> do you think rdw is gay?
<5> you just have to have the right method of reasoning and thinking
<2> or is he a virgin?
<3> Dont' forget yeast infections
<1> it's not easy, if you're working on some new material
<3> Yes, he's a virgin, but he wouldn't have it any other way
<2> hahaha
<2> k
<5> exacube, there are basic foundations that all languages use
<1> i mean
<5> basic principles and methods
<1> for example, pacman
<3> Unless Microsoft is involved
<5> cai, true... :/
<0> ***** isnt gross
<1> i was planning on making a pacman clone, but the AI is kinda hard
<3> In which case, you might as well rot13 your code
<0> its tasty
<2> i dont think its gross either



<3> lol, pacman doesn't have ai
<2> its rather interesting
<2> and nice to touch
<1> you gotta get the ghosts to follow pacman.. shortest distance
<2> and look at
<3> It just has random movements
<2> and eat
<5> but look at C, Perl, PHP, Basic.... all share alot of the same methodologies
<1> you can just make them move randomly..
<3> The ghosts don't go after pacman, they just go
<0> what does php share with basic?
<1> cai: nah, i've observed.. they go after pacman
<3> I wouldn't really put BASIC in that list
<1> they don't just go left, hit the wall, go right, hit the wall, etc
<5> well
<6> (jumping in in the middle of ****) some languages are different. Like, say, haskal. I haven't learned much of it, but I hear it's totally different
<3> But BASIC was a great language (yes, even MS versions)
<5> alright, axe basic :D
<5> basic is easy though ..
<3> Who would learn haskell
<1> i feel sad, because i've missed out on the early development of computer programming
<1> BASIC.. ***EMBLY..
<6> cai: people in academia seem to be the target (only?) market
<3> People still do ***embly, exacube
<5> exacube, once you get into writing AI algo's, its not that hard
<1> i just jumped straight into a scripting language, and some C
<1> and i have no idea how things work behind the programming
<3> _kaneda_: much like math. The only use is to become.... a math teacher!
<1> like.. stacks, segments, etc
<6> exacube: don't feel sad. I don't know ***embly and I only know a little BASIC. You aren't missing much if you're just going to be a high-level applications programmer
<5> path finding, line of sight...
<6> cai: lol
<1> PapaBear: not familiar with any of that..
<1> line of sight?
<1> is that something you learn in math cl***
<3> No
<1> or just commene sense
<1> -e
<3> Neither
<1> common*
<3> But usually you have to use pathfinding for line of site
<3> Err, sight
<0> mmm line of site
<5> yeah, basicaly, in your pacman example, you would 'draw' an invisible line from pacman to the ghost, and check if there is any collision along the line, if there is, no line of sight
<6> I haven't done any AI programming.
<3> It's not a problem with 3D, because you can just use collusion
<1> okay, i have a basic idea of what path finding is, but not too sure about line of sight
<6> Like everything, if I ever need it, I'll pick up a book and learn as I go. Can't be that hard.
<1> oh
<6> exacube: line of sight == can I see you?
<1> ah
<1> gotcha
<3> exacube: you walk into a room. Looking back at the door, you can only see parts of the room you just left.
<6> Right now, there's probably several buildings in between you and me, so I don't have LOS to you.
<1> i understand
<3> "Several buildings" and 500 miles.
<6> Well, yeah, LOS does fade afrer a certain distance
<5> now when you get into things like 3d positional sound detection...
<0> Iwanttotouchyourfinechedarspleasemrcheeseman
<5> its gets a tad more difficult ;)
<1> lol
<1> yeah, see.. it gets pretty hard
<5> say pacman slams his head into wall, did any ghost around him hear it?
<2> ghosts dont have ears
<1> programming, at some level, is the easiest and the hardest thing to do
<1> what an oxymoron
<5> exacube, there are tons of good articles/books on game design and theory
<6> Programming isn't hard.
<6> Design might be difficult, but programming is never hard.
<5> you need to design/plan what you want to do, before you can program it
<1> yeah, that's what i meant.. :p
<2> touching penix is hard
<2> er i mean


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