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<0> Variables defined outside a function are available to any function within the script, as long as all the variables are definined in the script of the same HTML document. These are referred to as global variables.
<0> Variables defined inside a function are also global, ***uming the var statement is not used when first declaring that variable. That is, MyVar = "hello."
<0> Variables defined inside a function with the var statement are "local" to that function only. These are referred to as local variables.
<0> Global variables remain in memory even after a script has stopped execution. The variable remains in memory until the document is unloaded.
<1> yes.. i tracked the error
<1> it was just exchanging funtion calls
<2> i cant seem to get my session id's to stay the same
<2> any thing to look out for
<2> ?
<0> er
<0> what you mean 'stay the same' ? when?
<2> well everytime a page is loded in the same browser the server starts a new session
<0> only if you tell it to
<2> what is the best way to do that, i tried a couple ways
<0> php.net/sessions
<3> what a perfect day



<3> we have a new project leader. He thinks he know the best of everything
<3> goddarn looser!
<3> Why the hell is in this world a friendship to the chief more worth, than years of education in informatics or communication-design???
<3> arrrr
<4> submit your free URL on http://www.radiatecode.com/
<5> how does magicquotes not protect against sql injection?
<6> StyleZed thanks again for the help. i did a small sample. i want to put it in the net so people like me can use it. do u know any where i can post it in the net
<7> hello
<7> got it!
<8> hi
<8> how to check that a server is up with php
<8> with fsoclopen it's very long...
<8> fsockopen
<9> if (fopen('http://somesite/', 'r')) { echo open }else{ echo down };
<8> Onse c pas pour un serveur web
<9> what?
<8> sorry
<8> fopen works if you want to check a web server
<9> yeah..
<8> i have to check database servers too
<9> well you need a mysql access for that
<9> mysql_connect would do the trick then make a connection error
<10> hi
<10> does transaction in php work with mysql?
<10> i tried its not working
<11> of course it works
<10> thanks
<10> when the sql statement is wrong does mysql returns an error to the browser?
<11> yes
<11> but you should check for that using or die() or something similar
<12> hi all
<12> one question
<12> is there a way to make flash movie link to page only with php
<12> i mean ming functions or something ..
<0> <12> is there a way to make flash movie link to page only with php
<0> ???
<0> ming is a flash "compiler"
<13> silence infidel!
<13> lol
<0> kinda
<0> hi Haj
<13> sup
<12> ok i have a flash movie and this movie must be a link. is there a way to become link without editing .fla file ?
<0> about to go to bed having just written 1500 lines of actionscript for a stupid putrid scrollbar that eases and is capable of scrolling anyclip i tell it to scroll
<0> LordOfTheDri NO
<0> there is not.
<12> ok
<0> edit the fla,'
<0> use getURL
<0> and next time
<0> dont ask flash questions in php
<12> i ask php question
<12> because i can only use php
<0> no you asked about flash.
<0> which, last time i checked
<0> was not php
<14> yeah, SHOW HIM
<14> BITE HIS ***
<12> i asked for way to edit .swf file via php
<0> shut up



<0> moron
<0> you asked to be ****ed in the *** by a goat
<0> ****ing pervert
<13> Whats the ignition stuff on the tips of safety matches?
<0> dunno
<0> light him on fire and find out
<14> we dont get safety matches in Estonia =o/
<13> .... everyone does.
<14> well we dont
<13> Any match you cant light on a rock is a safety match
<13> so unless your all mcguyver
<14> probably some aluminam and cupper powder or some other eazily lighting ****
<14> *copper
<13> negative.
<14> we dont light matches on rocks etc
<14> we go make the fire from scratch
<0> sesquisulfide of phophorous
<14> phosphor ?
<0> no
<0> sesquisulfide of phophorous
<13> thats what I was thinking
<0> er phosporous
<0> sesquisulfide of phosphorous
<0> SEQUISULFIDE of phosporous
<0> http://home.nycap.rr.com/useless/matches/index.html
<14> useless/matches
<14> mhaha
<14> its useless, yet he made a page for it
<0> Red Phosphorus and Pot***ium Chlorate
<14> internet jinkies
<0> The gritty material on the side of a match-box is coated with red phosphorus. The match-head contains pot***ium chlorate and some red coloring. When the match-head rubs against the box, friction ignites the mixture of phosphorus and pot***ium chlorate.
<0> By separating the strong oxidizer (pot***ium chlorate) from the reducer (phosphorus) the matches are prevented from igniting spontaneously.
<0> im a genius
<14> yes you are
<14> no doubt about it
<14> your my guru
<14> on my way to enlightment
<14> on the road of PHP
<14> and other matters
<13> so um
<0> i'l guru you
<14> say something... perplex
<13> hm is perplex an adjective?
<14> "the $var isn't equal to 'foo' " or some **** like that
<0> hermetically sealed bottles of vaginal fluid are not for drinking on sundays
<15> nice
<14> bloody sundays
<0> _YOU_ are a republican KarlRove
<0> i know all about you
<0> nasty man
<15> i am karl rove, i know all about YOU!
<14> does he have a manpurse ?
<0> eek!
<14> I bet KarlRove owns a manpurse
<15> im just checking in to make sure everything is going according to my plan
<0> world domination
<14> Im willing to bet 50 bucks on that
<0> or world dominos
<0> that was on ESPN2 today
<15> a requirement for man boobs, and it matches my man-brella
<0> world dominos
<0> after the world cup game
<0> i was most impressed
<14> titties.. mmmm
<14> how far can u shoot milk from your man titties KarlRove ?
<14> 4 feet ?
<15> silly Jackson
<0> karlrove does not shoot milk from his titties
<15> karl rove shoots milk from his mits as far as he wants to!
<14> ooh
<14> a bad***
<0> as a member of the illumunati he can shoot BULLETS from his titties


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