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<0> theyve done that in japan
<1> Really?
<0> yep
<1> To pick up chicks?
<0> haha
<2> sweet!
<0> nah cause theres hardly any places in suburban japan your allowed to keep a dog
<0> er like city japan
<1> Ah.
<0> ...
<1> Makes sense.
<0> you know what I mean
<1> Roger
<0> Now build me some torpedos!
<2> ah Japan, Master Honda
<1> http://www.jfine.org/photos/image.php?op=view&image=%2FMisc%2F%2Fdog_and_wife.jpg&size=800x600 <-- my lab.



<2> there's your bed too!
<2> =PP
<1> Accually thats a pullout from my folks house.
<2> I know
<2> hahaha
<3> vooop
<2> sup Ven-X
<4> who is the dog
<2> it's tasm
<4> thought so.
<3> lookin' for people who do those free porn sites, like you see on thehun.net
<3> hehe
<3> what you up to?
<2> work
<2> fixing a template in dreamweaver
<1> hehe why Ven-X? Plannin on making one? ;)
<3> tasm: yes.
<1> Woh, for yerself?
<3> just need to get a banner up, figured adult content is the easiest way to advertise
<4> can i be in it
<1> Ven-X, where ya gettin the pics for it from though?
<3> that is why i'm looking foe people who do it :)
<0> hm.. so surely it must be remotely possible to run flash studio for osx on linux?
<3> I found some places that charge like $9-$15 for content.. not bad, but I honestly dont want to give them my CC info
<1> Oh, neat.
<4> Hajuu OSX != Linux
<4> Aqua would get in the way of that for a start
<4> its not X windows.
<4> heh
<0> pfft. weak.
<4> its not even remotely possibl.e
<4> you can, however, use the windows version under wine
<0> what about vmware'ing windows on a mac?
<4> vmware doesnt exist for the mac. but there are apps to do that
<0> yeah you know.. same **** different smell
<4> most of them are slow due to the PPC > intel conversion AND OS conversion
<4> unless its an intel mac
<4> in which case its only an OS issue
<0> ppc ftw
<1> Ven-X, you could just get a template from template monster and fill in the blanks.
<6> ppc!
<3> tasm: i should just go copy stuff that is already up on thehun.net and just add the banner. the person getting the referal (if any) gets the money. I dunn. sleep is in order.
<3> nic is still a bitch
<4> install linux on the ppc and then run "mac on linux"
<4> that'd be more sensible
<4> and just as gay
<3> does it run on windows?
<4> throw it in the trash
<4> <4>.... then run "mac on linux"
<4> <3> does it run on windows?
<4> *koff*
<3> i mean whatever thing he's tryingt o run
<1> Ya coudl just do that Ven-X, or use somthing like this: http://www.adult-templates.com/main.html
<4> flash yes.
<1> Oh, FYI, NSFW
<6> heh
<7> is anybody know a solution similar to hspcomplete from sw-soft but open source?
<4> use wine and run it under linux.
<1> ShadowLight, there isn't anything that is robust or as clean in the opensource community.



<4> uh
<7> ok
<4> my *** is robust
<4> and clean
<4> and open source
<1> hah
<4> feel free to have a piece
<7> StyleZed are you gay?
<7> :P
<4> if you want me to be
<7> lool
<7> no thanks
<8> What if I want you to be gay?
<1> What's the goal of this new complex? Expanding Google's raw computer power. It's one more piece in the Googleplex, the m***ive global computer network that is estimated to span 25 locations and 450,000 servers.'
<1> http://www.nytimes.com/2006/06/14/technology/14search.html?ex=1307937600&en=c96a72bbc5f90a47&ei=5088&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss
<4> "Google is like the Borg," said Milo Medin, a computer networking expert who was a founder of the 1990's online service @Home, referring to the robotic species on "Star Trek" that was forcibly ***embled from millions of species and computer components. "I know of no other carrier or enterprise that distributes applications on top of their computing resource as effectively as Google."
<4> HAHAH
<4> GOOGLE IS LIKE TEH BORH
<4> er borg
<0> You make me feel like stabbin
<0> gonna stab the night away
<2> go nuts man
<0> lol playing this recording of me adlibbing a song on guitar from the other night when I drank 5 liters of box wine (45 standard drinks in 3 hours)
<0> it just stops and starts whenever it feels like it
<7> lol
<9> where can i find out about (float) and the other parenthesis that go infrond of $variables ?
<9> hajuu: difinition of molest from Google
<9> The act of making unwanted and indecent advances to someone, especially for ***ual gratification.
<0> ...
<0> :P
<9> heh
<9> maybe: har*** or ***ault ***ually; make indecent advances to
<9> :p
<9> in simple English
<9> well
<10> know whats funny?
<10> its inpossible to molest or rape a man
<6> :((
<10> we just like it to much
<6> how about a guy?
<6> lol @ PapaBear hear hear
<9> byebye
<11> Quiet in here. Wake up, people!
<12> http://www.canal96.com/babes/archive/00025/images/14.jpg NSFW
<10> jesus christ, look at her inner thighs... you can see her pelvic bone sticking out
<12> http://www.canal96.com/babes/archive/00025/images/11.jpg
<11> to skinny.
<12> come on man... she's perfect
<12> look at those tits
<12> in case you missed the link when I posted it the first time: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/63090/the_most_beautiful_girl_in_the_world/
<10> dude, when she spreads open for you to hit it, that bone will be jabbing you
<10> and after 40 minutes, it'll start hurting like ****, i've been with a chick like that
<12> well I've been with a chick like that too and I never complained :D
<12> tho, this one is way hotter
<12> I keep hitting replay button, I can't stop it!! :D
<11> Sorry, just to skinny. Only reason my bone will be hurting is because her hip bones will be stabbing me.
<2> =|
<2> that's all too true
<2> be good
<13> hello
<13> somebody could tell me why $temporar =@fopen("/var/www/localhost/htdocs/temporar", "r"); works and $temporar =@fopen("$var/temporar", "r"); doesn`t , where $var="/var/www/localhost/htdocs";
<13> and what is the solution in that case,because I need to use that $var
<13> I try even with $new="/var/www/localhost/htdocs"; $var=trim($new); but the same story
<2> if you remove the @ infront of fopen
<2> it will actually tell you the path is invalid
<2> then you can review the path
<13> aha
<13> ok
<13> the path that return is /.temporar insted of /var/www/localhost/htdocs/temporar
<13> do you know why ?
<14> do you know what you are doing?
<13> no


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