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<0> but this box does need to be pretty hardcore secure
<1> He will also have digital rottweilers
<0> ssshhh!
<0> damn it
<0> first you blow the top off face-stab/ip
<0> now you're giving away the DRm scheme up
<2> Just make a long key, and someone wont even bother to crack it, they'll just wipe the drive before.
<0> yeah
<0> I wonder if theres a way to make gpg do the crypto
<3> how can i trace the background-color of a page in html from the css? can php help me do this?
<0> alohaarts, not really
<1> No
<4> Mmm I might have cones and bacon and eggs before work tommorow
<4> that will get me moving
<1> Cones?
<4> Yeah your mums cones



<4> bam
<1> You could make a nice icecream replacement
<1> Two scoops of eggs, with bacon sprinkles, inside a waffle cone
<1> BRILLIANT
<3> :(
<1> Combine 3 heart attacks in one
<0> dude
<0> by the time I have to worry about heart problems
<0> they'll have rad nanobots that fix your arteries for you
<4> that sounds terrible
<1> Ha
<2> haha
<4> waffle and bacon
<1> I could use some of those nanobots
<1> Hajuu: you've never mixed sweet and savoury?
<2> dravine, and the same people who are driving around in SUV's thought that we'd be in flying cars by now.
<1> Like sausage links in maple syrup.
<0> _TaSm, eh, you really want to live forever?
<0> go tour a public school some where
<0> and just think what those kids will be like in 40 years
<0> personally, I'm not looking forward to it
<1> Just as long as one of them destroys the Romanian empire, all will not be lost
<1> However, they will blast cl***ical music (P Diddy, of course) in their retirement homes
<5> Hey guys, $resultST = mysql_query($strSQL, $cn); while($rsST = mysql_fetch_object($resultST)) <-- can i reloop that recordset without redoing the mysql_query ??? something like a .MoveFirst (ado)
<6> Just cache it.
<2> StaZ[work] ya, just move the pointer www.php.net/mysql its one of those functions
<5> oh a copy of $resultST
<2> No, dont copy it.
<2> Just use the original.
<5> what am i looking for then?
<2> StaZ[work] ya, just move the pointer www.php.net/mysql its one of those functions
<1> mysql_seek(), iirc
<1> Or, data_seek()
<7> hi
<5> ahhh
<2> Well it takes two seconds to open that url and click "search for pointer" and its the first function that it matches :-P
<5> pointer.... was thinking about something like $myNewRS = * $resultST
<5> :P
<1> What the hell is that?
<2> ASP
<5> C++
<5> pointers
<1> I don't remember using an asterisk when dealing with pointers
<2> Oh, no, the "internal" pointer.
<2> StaZ[work] http://us3.php.net/manual/en/function.mysql-data-seek.php#9075
<5> when talking about recordset i'm used to the term "cursor" instead of pointer... so it's just a big missunterstanding
<5> sorry for that
<2> Ah, no biggie.
<2> That one comment will explain exactly what your wanting to do.
<4> YOU BASTARD
<4> Thats 20 lashes
<1> Well, I guess that's the same as **arg.. hrm
<0> hrm
<4> yo
<0> I think I'm gonna stop using the dev server
<4> all you get trackmania nations
<0> and start testing all the **** locally
<4> racing game
<4> free
<4> its great
<1> I heard about that



<4> and we can have php wars
<1> On PA, I believe
<2> Heh I had to mess with some of my way old C++ the other day, it made me cry.
<1> I try to stay away from C++
<2> Ya, I do now.
<1> I do a bit of C every now and then, though
<0> well
<0> in all fairness, C is like, where it all came from
<2> I dont do any system/desktop stuff anymore.
<1> Been working on a GTK+ project for a few hours
<0> once you've been there, you can't help but go back every now and then
<8> what does "->" means in this line? $a -> fun();
<0> zulukha, it means you need to go read
<1> That $a is an object, and fun() is a method from that object
<0> a lot
<2> zulukha $a is an object and fun() is a method.
<2> I like $object->method() syntax better, no spaces.
<1> Yes, much better
<2> Yet I use 'field' => 'var' for arrays, weird.
<1> Well, => is pretty much an =, and $var = 'var' is the preferred way there
<1> So I guess that makes sense
<2> Wherd.
<2> Ya.
<9> What is the code for looking into a group of numbers and detecting if there is a specific number. i.e I have this -> 20000388 and I want the code to detect if the first 4 numbers are 2000 or below and then specify an if statement
<9> ?
<8> so on left hand side it can be anything like this? $anything->func(); echo $anything
<2> droide, probally a preg_match with a callback tossed in.
<1> substr(), <=, if
<2> Ya, what cai said.
<1> zulukha: yes, but you'd have to have some magic functions in there in order to turn $anything into a string
<8> :) okie thanks
<8> all
<9> ok thanks
<9> let me check the manual for that
<2> Hrm why arnt there any new TWITs?
<1> o_O
<10> theres a bunch of new twits.. just look down the nicklist
<2> Podcast
<1> Oi, I should go to sleep
<1> Wasn't tired until I said that.. weird
<4> hahah
<1> Yet I'm compelled to finish what I'm on
<1> Which is the reason I didn't go to sleep 6 hours ago when I first thought I should have
<0> I know that feeling
<0> my fiance sadly, can't relate
<1> Why's that?
<0> so when I came home from my buddies house after a code marathon at 4 am, she was less than happy
<0> heh
<1> ha
<10> "you dumb***.. if you're going to stay up all night thats your problem, but dont expect me to put up with your ****, now get dressed and clean the house"
<0> no
<0> heh
<0> she had to work at 6 am
<0> so I got home an hour before she had to wake up for work
<0> made noise
<0> woke her up
<0> she's a light sleeper
<10> lol.. thats what i would have heard anyway
<0> and I can sleep through an artillery shelling
<9> ok
<9> so now i undestand the substr function
<9> how do i see which numbers in that string are?
<1> <=
<10> droide .. your question doesn't make sense
<9> like is a form to people insert a number and i want the script to detect that specific portion of the numbers and redirect them to the form that correspond to that year
<1> So, use the function you just said you understood to get the year, then use an if
<10> if(substr(whatever)=="2000") { do this crap; } else if (substr(whatever)=="2001") { do other crap; } :P
<9> lol
<9> ok
<11> dravine: what kind of code marathon?
<0> when I started ****ing with ajax
<0> nothing important
<9> i know my way of asking can be annoying, but i don't speak english that well
<9> thanks for the help


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