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<0> ****er bled for like 20 minutes
<0> worst part was it was before I brushed my teeth
<0> _that_ was a ****ing mess
<1> ive done that a couple times
<2> i hate toothbrushing day. worst day of the week.
<1> i no longer shave 'up' on my lip
<1> rdw: hah
<0> nor I
<1> ok i have to prepare myself
<0> rdw, man ****ing yuck dude
<2> lol
<1> and if by preparing myself you think i mean smoking a fat bowl of the chronic ...
<1> thats not what i mean
<0> liar
<1> i do not condone your use of drugs
<1> just my own
<0> hahaha
<1> LIAR!
<2> dravine: you brushed your ***hole with your roomie's toothbrush and my joke about brushing once a week is "yuck?" double standard!
<0> rdw, I never said that what I did wasn't nasty
<0> and it wasn't a joke
<0> I did that
<2> i know. mine was the joke.
<0> left him an *** hair on the bristles too
<3> Goddamn, ifolder is slick.... Once you get the ****er working.
<0> thank god someone else got him around the same time, so his vengance was redirected
<4> anybody who wishes to have a voice acting part in my movie, please dcc me an example of you vocalising what you believe to be the sound of a japanese anime character, dubbed in english/american
<0> someone peed in his canteen the same night
<0> rdw, my "yuck" reflex was because theres a lot of toothless ****s around here
<0> kind of people that spit butter
<0> teeth that literally look like shat out corn
<0> all brown and yellow
<0> harsh man
<0> harsh
<3> No one ruines my coffee!
<3> ;)
<0> that's what I mean
<0> sorry about that
<3> hehe
<3> Your story telling skillz were too leet.
<0> hah
<0> man, I got a million of them
<0> I could probably curdle milk just by telling it something
<4> I command you to go try.
<0> i r t3h j3bus!
<4> Yeah that IS pretty disgusting
<0> yeah
<4> jesus is desperate
<0> I don't think I'll ever get that yellow off my toenail now
<0> stank like that leaves a mark
<4> um?
<0> you know
<0> the 60's and 70's had some great bands
<5> Check this out if you have a moment to spare: http://forums.devshed.com/php-development-5/cannot-include-existing-chmod-777-ed-files-despite-correct-include-path-343575.html
<0> too bad all the ****ing hippies came out of there too
<4> yeah but those 80's....
<0> yeah
<0> **** the 80's
<0> although the cartoons were good
<0> just everything else in the culture ****ed
<0> 80's porn is pretty cool though
<0> pushing the limits of technicolor
<4> haha yeah
<4> so im upto 30 seconds in my intro of the anime
<0> "...is he ****ing a poodle with blue eyeshadow on? OH DAMN, thats a girl!"
<4> only 50 seconds more to do
<4> took me 3-4 hours to do that 30 seconds lol
<1> can you say 'comfortably numb'?
<6> is posible to now mac adress from a remote computer in php ?!
<4> dude pink floyd is just too obvious to state.
<1> i should have had some bloody marys this morning
<4> you numbskull
<4> CaDyMaN: No.
<1> who said anything about pink floyd?
<4> LanShark: eheheh
<1> im comfortably numb
<1> its almost time for me to go do my taxes
<4> woo taxes
<6> ok ..
<1> i should bring a drink
<7> .rotard detected ==> CaDyMaN
<8> :D
<8> You killed him
<8> you bastard
<0> man my management here is so ****ing lazy
<0> and it's costing us money
<4> ... isnt that ALL management. (no question mark)
<0> no
<0> not all
<0> we have a project and logging system here
<0> ***ign tasks and whatnot
<0> so they give me a task that says "read the project"
<0> the project is 5 pages of marketing bull**** pasted right out of a proposal
<0> references a PDF
<0> for a web form
<0> the pdf has info fields that have no relation at all to what they need in their db
<0> so I'm here wasting hours trying to figure out what the **** they really want from me here, but it's pointless to ask
<9> huh!
<8> asl plz
<10> Hi! I have a common problem with an uncommon background. I get the following error.
<10> Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /usr/home/ftp/e-mestoweb/register/config.php:1)
<10> But here's the funny part: config.php starts like this: "<?php .....". No whitespace or anything before the opening "<", so I don't know why this happens. Can anyone help me with this?
<4> HAAHAHAHAHA
<4> thats definately the funny part.
<4> ha ha ha ha ha
<2> duality_: you're outputting text somewhere before the headers.
<2> it's probably not in config.php
<2> you output the headers in another file, then try to send headers in config.php, so that's where it throws the error
<10> as I understand it it's the config.php on line 1 that sent the headers
<2> *shrug* if you say so.
<4> do you guys ever watch food advertising where chicks put huge burgers or something in their mouth and just go "Yeah.. they know how to treat the cock"
<11> your mom sent me her headers
<10> I'm not saying that I know better than you, just that I understand it that way... will look for aditional whitespace or something in other files
<0> view the source
<0> it should be pretty obvious
<11> Hajuu and I swapped brains, i ll be doing the mom references and he ll be the ramdom ****
<11> your mom knows how to spell
<12> yeah well she likes to provide an all round schooling for you.
<2> phpbb plz
<0> I'm going to spend a lot more than I should on dinner tonight
<0> but it's gonna pwn
<2> can i come?
<0> yeah, can you get here by tonight?
<11> your mom pwns
<2> hmm, to michigan?
<0> yeah
<2> probably not. can you guys come down here?
<0> I should
<2> i always drive up there
<0> find me a yob
<0> well
<0> the place I'm going to eat at tonight is here
<0> 4 star
<0> and my buddy is the chef
<2> schweet
<0> $16 for all you can eat perch tonight
<13> oi
<13> hey guys
<0> tomorrow is $21 for all you can eat king crab and prime rib
<13> I blew out a tire last night
<13> driving
<13> here to querque
<0> JC^Omega, the ****s
<13> yeah
<13> I'm going to big o this morning and demand a new tire
<11> your mom blew me last night
<13> yeah
<13> hope you wore a condom, she's got oral herpes
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