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<0> plausible deniability
<1> I get free cable in exchange
<1> works for me
<2> phpbb plz
<1> omfg
<1> l0lz
<1> hai2u
<3> read the rules!11111
<2> WHAT U MEAN
<2> U FUKER
<2> I WIL HAX0R U
<1> inglash!
<3> lol
<1> u spik?>
<4> haxx haxx
<2> I ONLY SPIK TURKAIZ



<2> GOBBLE GOBBLE
<1> l0lz
<1> actually, my provider pretty much pwns
<1> they've hosted my site on dedicated IP for about 7 years for free
<2> wowow
<1> I've got free dialup that my parents use, unlimited email accounts
<1> my dsl is on an alarm circuit, which they roll into the normal monthly fee
<5> you were inside a VMWare box :D
<1> and its' $10 by itself
<1> heh
<1> no actually I built the server that hosts it
<1> when I worked here
<1> er, there
<5> nice
<5> I always had free internet too
<1> me too
<1> well, I'm off
<1> take it easy people
<5> 'night
<0> anyone knows if dapper drake is out yet?
<1> june
<5> oienlkasdjfiwojghodafpotfds /(.)(?=e).+?(?<=s)(.).+?f(.).+?p(..)/
<5> I hate winamp opening .mpeg
<5> whenever I duble click on a a porn movie it get's opened in winamp and so, through the magic plug-in it gets displayed in the status of my yahoo messager "Sk8ing - Bella's Perversion 3 **** **** ANAL INCEST BRITNEY SPEARS"
<6> LOL! :)
<5> :D
<5> Japanese Porno XXX Mature mom teach son's friends about ***.mpg
<7> haha
<5> :)
<6> You better not have your family on your MSN!
<5> I have my mother
<5> my boss too
<5> well, I'm back to work :))
<6> hehe
<5> :P for real
<6> well, same here!
<6> working on some huge poll system, and then I gotta draw the results to pie chart in GD library *phhewww*
<5> % is more readable :)
<6> true
<6> http://icy.ice.is/drawtest.php
<6> this is the chart with 100% on all slices
<8> help: Am trying to read a file from an FTP server, modify something and resave it using PHP.
<8> so far I am able to read it, err save it on my local server, read it, but when I go to display it using fread & echo.. it interprets it and displays the html.
<5> Icewolf: autogenerated?
<6> yeah
<5> nice
<6> :)
<9> http://papa.bearcavecc.com:91/maptest/
<9> heh
<9> doh
<8> anyone help w/ this.
<8> how can I take (HTML and display it on the screen)
<10> open the file, read from the file, htmlentities what you've read and print it
<10> or... htmlentities($HTMLSource)
<9> i hate JS...
<8> ok.. thanks
<11> papabear: link aint workin
<8> that worked.. !!!
<10> oh I'm such a fkn nerd
<9> just trying to load a few small interface images from an txt file (images being stored as base64 strings)



<9> but JS is giving me fits
<9> got the images all loaded up in an object... but it wont display them, just shows a broken image
<10> The requested URL /maptest/[object was not found on this server.
<10> top image
<9> Yep.
<9> trying to figure out the JS way of going from an object to an image
<9> well the object is an image, but the method of displaying it
<10> I know thie issue
<10> document.write("<img src=" + myImages[0].src + " type='image/bmp' width=22 height=22><br>");
<9> heh
<9> then why even **** with declaring it as an image()
<5> PapaBear: how did you load it?
<5> ah, got it
<5> myImg = new Image; ?
<9> which is pointless
<5> myImg.src = "blah blah";
<5> ?
<9> yeah
<5> and you want to do what?
<5> to display it somewhere?
<9> yep
<5> it's a specific place, right?
<0> append child
<9> http://papa.bearcavecc.com:91/maptest/
<9> those are just images i had laying around, making an interface map
<9> well working on making one
<12> heya papa :)
<5> why do you use document.write?
<9> sup dwism
<9> sk8ing, i'm an idiot at JS :D
<9> knwo a better way, i'm willing to learn
<12> papa: sure, get the MochiKit :)
<5> :) my question is why do you use js for that stuff?
<5> you could simply echo the path from php
<10> If you're going to create images in dom, you have to display them with dom
<9> so can reuse same images
<5> I see
<9> took 14kb of images and turned them in an 10kb file
<0> which only works for bmp who are themselves huge file formats a jpeg of that image tile wouldnt make it to 4k
<10> if you display every image based on a unique id of the file, make your image displayer cacheable...
<0> in other words preload
<9> trying to get away from client cachine
<9> caching
<5> it will take a lot to load
<10> anyway, try document.body.append(image) or something
<5> .appendChild(image);
<10> yeh that's it
<0> thank you for backing me up
<5> but only on the onload event you can do that
<10> I don't do dom coding (c:
<0> not that am aware of
<10> if you put a div in you should be able to append children to the divs
<5> you can append childs to more stuff
<0> you can create an empty holder onto body then build up your dom tree from there
<0> part of the ajax magic is there actually
<5> ajax works just for small pieces of an app
<5> tho is preatty cool in some cases
<5> Live support and stuff
<0> hooo vista is here, i wonder after all the horror stories if i should even give it a shot
<10> I'm realy thinking about ajax games (c:
<9> document.body has no properties
<9> heh
<7> are you retards still talking about vista?
<5> Freman, they won't run on many browsers
<12> i like ajax, and it does have it's place
<12> you all have seen my todo app though, no?
<10> so?
<0> yes THIS ****ing retard here just finished torrenting it, and your ****ING problem is?
<7> lol
<5> Freman: you have a point :)
<13> How do I replace tokens in a string in PHP? For example, I have a string: $a = "one:two:three" I want to replace all ":" with say "<BR>" Is there a function that deals with it????
<7> why torrent it when you can get a direct link from ms :s
<10> you tell everyone that they need a real browser to play the game...
<10> Raoull: str_replace


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